Obscure Laughingstocks - Lolcows without substantial online presence.

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"no drink, no dinner, bitch" Man, to do that to your mother, if I saw someone act like that to my mom, I'd get fucking angry,and probably bust his lip. I don't get why they haven't thrown him out of the house. I would have told him, pack up your shit, and if you don't then I'm calling the police on you for trespassing. My mom has a brother in his 40's who mooches off his mother, refuses to get a job, and grows pot in the basement. This babyfur, makes him look good. :alog:
 
More of a "how fucking stupid are you?" news lolcow, but the limo driver in that fire that killed 5 women:


http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/3632204

Before Orville Brown left the bridge that night, he used his phone one more time -- to shoot a video of the smoldering hulk of the limo and text it in a message to his wife:

" ... Remember this could off put me in the ground. Think about it n Pray bfr u lay down. I'm praying for all ya'll. love u Mrs. BROWN."
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http://www.dailydemocrat.com/ci_2369974 ... ne-shortly
 
[youtube]IVPlMYkxHYY[/youtube]
 
I post on IGN, and I hate most of the users there, but they are just plain fucking awful. Console wars and almost-naked chick threads are a regular thing there. There is this one memorable user, however, that constantly posts the most ridiculous crap and tries to make everything into a retarded political shouting match. Anyone who doesn't share his views, he just hops into their threads and calls them racist and wackjobs and stuff. Even the most hardcore Democrat and left-leaning members of The Vestibule, IGN's free-for-all board, tend to avoid him if possible. This is because he doesn't even care to debate anything in a logical manner, he just wants to stir :briefs: up.

I think he calls himself ZotQuix or something like that. Most forum goers call him TwatJizz, and the best part is that I started that. :heart-full:

Personally, I think it's a Republican running a parody profile, but the registration date is in 2000... :shock:
 
Does Joe Cracker still post there?
 
random_pickle said:
Black Sonichu said:
Light of Courage? Is that his username on IGN?
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No, he's known on the IGN boards for trying to get people to help him make a movie of his shitty zelda fanfic called "Light of Courage". Here, we have a thread on him: https://www.cwckiforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=21&t=908
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Ha, that makes sense. I thought maybe Joe was his actual name. When I have time, I will have to check him out.

Don't know too many lolcows outside of CWC and Love Shy. Most I just found out about.
 
Clearly ScottumusPrime doesn't know how "seasons" work. Why does he have like 20 "season" videos. They're all the same too.

I watched one (7 I think) and he looked like he was waddling through the store. I'm sure target loves him filming in the store.
 
JoshCube2 just wasted 10 minutes of his life, because Chris is not watching his video lol.
 
sparklemilhouse said:
Clearly ScottumusPrime doesn't know how "seasons" work. Why does he have like 20 "season" videos. They're all the same too.

I watched one (7 I think) and he looked like he was waddling through the store. I'm sure target loves him filming in the store.
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I'm glad someone watched him. He's an odd cod. I can't look away. And he looks like Bobby Hill.

Picklepower said:
JoshCube2 just wasted 10 minutes of his life, because Chris is not watching his video lol.
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He talks about feeling bad for Chris because the "Chris Kahn (sic) meme" is "simialar (sic)" to the "Josh Cube meme". I can't find anything about Josh Cube.
 
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Thanks to CompyRex for sharing the video on the chat a few weeks ago.
 
I thought he was going to be kinda spergy but that's a surprisingly bright 12 year old there. People in his comments hate him, but I think he's kinda funny. "One of your faaaake girlfriiiiennds".
 
Rage inducing obscure lolcow, the closed thread remided me of it. The juggalo couple who had the juggalo funeral for their baby. It was also speculated that the baby may of been stillborn because the mom drank and did drugs the whole time?
 
This guy named who's apparently named Yon Kron left this on my Youtube discussion a while back.

magic yon said:
im a trained fighter whos a former gangbanger thats heavy weight stats. im also committed by the court and get ssi because im a diagnosed homocidal psychopath among other things. i dont hide. my name is yon kron and im on facebook. id love to see you try an curb me cuz id plead insanity after im finished torturing you. no one bigger than me has beat me and im only 6'3 220 but all the roofs I did as a kickboxer in Bangkok made me way stronger for my size. oh yeah and I'm prescribed amphetamines so I don't stop or get tired of kicking bitch ass shit talking mugs up and down the street. oh yeah I love shooting my guns I'm not allowed to have cuz im insane at marks. scared....try me... I'm in a halfway house downtown Minneapolis 1918 park Ave south side fool. come and get me I dare you
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Here's one of his youtube videos of him torturing a burglar he caught:
[youtube]W4Sz1nPJLYE[/youtube]

I'm the only one who commented on his video.

Here's the original, unedited video of him shooting an unloaded airsoft gun at a cubby.
[youtube]3n6VLrhExLA[/youtube]

He uploaded both of them, the unedited one after the other as if to say, "I TOTALLY GOT YOU GUYS YOU GUYS THOUGHT I KILLED SOMEBODY LAWL"
 
I remember this one time I encountered one with an ED page named MysticArc (long story short, he's a retarded man with "dreams" of being an animator that also happens to hate anything and everything).

To make another long story short: I told him his way of thinking was stupid and brought up OPL and Rob Liefeld as examples of his "philosophy".

BTW, his way of thinking is this: All animation should look like crap and that people who think otherwise (like art teachers) are worse than Hitler and should go to Hell. Can you say :alog:? Because I sure can.

Sadly I never saved the rants he sent me, but that's pretty much what he said outright.
 
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