Obscure Laughingstocks - Lolcows without substantial online presence.

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Officer Barbrady said:
And speaking of his wife (who lives in the house with him and is looking after the kids and is paying the bills as a nurse while he is playing teenager), she has still yet to post anything. Someone questioned this and Skip replied claiming she doesn't post because of the haters and definitely not because she is busy enjoying life without Skip.
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His wife would have divorce papers for him to sign by the end of the year
 
Andy said:
I don’t know if I would really consider her a lolcow but I feel like this is the best thread to post I’ve ever on.

bunnyrunny7777/Debra


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Debra has been a sensation over on TikTok for the past few months. She is mostly known for her large. Collection of old, strangely named animals.​
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Debra mostly seems to house chickens, dogs, and occasionally turkeys. She seemingly keeps her chickens and turkeys inside of her home however, she might also keep the chickens outside in a cramped cage. At this time It is unknown how many animals she currently has in her house. With that being said there are a few animals of importance that are primarily featured in her videos. Apologies if any of the names are misspelled.
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Lida/lida Bida boda butt

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“lida Bida boda butt” aka Lida is a dog indeterminate breed and is seemingly immortal. She is rumored to be 19 years old however I wasn’t able to find anything to back this up. Either way, she’s an incredibly old dog and is seemingly Debra’s favorite.​
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Emerald/emerald Jade green Baller(?)
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Emerald is a newer dog that was introduced into Debra’s home some time last year. Despite Emerald being a younger dog, being inside of Debra's home has taken a toll on her.
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Before and after​
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God the video where she has those two sitting next to each other lives rent free in my head:



Emerald Jade can't stand the sight of her. Poor thing is terrified.
 
Plantation Barbie said:
God the video where she has those two sitting next to each other lives rent free in my head:

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Emerald Jade can't stand the sight of her. Poor thing is terrified.
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It kind of reminds me of those images of stuffed animals before and after they were well loved. In more recent news, she recently had a pretty sizable fan meet with Lida.
 
Officer Barbrady said:
Another update on the autistic fame-hungry recluse known as theisolationyear.
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Last time I'm updating on this guy I promise.

Skip is an autistic wannabe viral star who decided a few months back to isolate himself in a locked room for a full year. He also has a wife and kids to support but instead locked himself in a room to better his life somehow. He has lost weight and got some new lifestyle changes but he's done it in the most useless way possible - livestreaming it 24/7 to a very small audience.

Anyway, it turns out that Skip actually left the room around Day 96 (April 17th) after finding out his mom had a stroke. Here he is a few days later with the update.



So yeah, it took his mom having a serious medical episode to make him realise what a retard he is and actually leave his room. And yes despite this moment of clarity he's now back in his room being a recluse to try and go viral again. I don't blame him for wanting to quit his isolation project to care for his mom but I'm also not retarded enough to recluse myself away from my family for fame in the first place.

And just like always, his wife (who happily supported him being locked in a room away from her for a full year) has still not posted and is definitely not cheating on Skip.

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UttarPradesh said:
Have posted this guy before, my personal cow..
He is making the moves to leave Australia and is going to be running essentially a pimp service in the Philippines. All explained on a nice, simple 20 minute video on instagram, Begging you guys to watch this.


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In breaking news, my personal cow I found on facebook last year is officially launching his international sex trafficking hotel in the phillipines.

Here's a youtube video breaking down his 'genius' idea

And here's a tik video (No login required) of the 'resort' AKA A run down rural dump in a third world country. ROFL
 
Officer Barbrady said:
Last time I'm updating on this guy I promise.

Skip is an autistic wannabe viral star who decided a few months back to isolate himself in a locked room for a full year. He also has a wife and kids to support but instead locked himself in a room to better his life somehow. He has lost weight and got some new lifestyle changes but he's done it in the most useless way possible - livestreaming it 24/7 to a very small audience.

Anyway, it turns out that Skip actually left the room around Day 96 (April 17th) after finding out his mom had a stroke. Here he is a few days later with the update.

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So yeah, it took his mom having a serious medical episode to make him realise what a retard he is and actually leave his room. And yes despite this moment of clarity he's now back in his room being a recluse to try and go viral again. I don't blame him for wanting to quit his isolation project to care for his mom but I'm also not retarded enough to recluse myself away from my family for fame in the first place.

And just like always, his wife (who happily supported him being locked in a room away from her for a full year) has still not posted and is definitely not cheating on Skip.

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I am entirely conviced she goes to a different school if you know what I mean.
 
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