Michael Evans / Mevans / Mevans2703 / Mevans_2001 / MevansOdyssey / @CutLooneyTunes / @DailyCBMusic mevans crying.mp3 The context of this audio will be revealed shortly in this OP. This audio is gonna be extra funny when you learn it
Michael Evans a/k/a Mevans (born March 27, 2001) is a 24-year-old British Autistic Nintendo fanboy living in Wales, who became known on the Internet for making incredibly embarrassing tweets that would go viral on various...
Michael Evans / Mevans / Mevans2703 / Mevans_2001 / MevansOdyssey / @CutLooneyTunes / @DailyCBMusic mevans crying.mp3 The context of this audio will be revealed shortly in this OP. This audio is gonna be extra funny when you learn it
Michael Evans a/k/a Mevans (born March 27, 2001) is a 24-year-old British Autistic Nintendo fanboy living in Wales, who became known on the Internet for making incredibly embarrassing tweets that would go viral on various...
Meet Darcy James, a 20 year old lesbian Tiktoker from Detroit MA with 522 followers starting their account around 2 months ago.
How I, like many others found out about Darcy was through her presence on TikTok livestreams, my first look at her being from a video created by brevrin sitting at 60k likes at the time of writing this (this video being the top result when you look up Darcy's username on the app)
Darcy's TikTok page is heavily centered around her obsession with her ex fiance, with 28 of her 56 posts (Exactly half) being about them. Now from what I'm assuming, Her Ex-Fiance is called brokenrosesxx on tiktok, this is because that Darcy posted a compilation of them kissing, while brokenrosesxx currently claims to be single in their tiktok bio
If this is true, then it shows just how far Darcy's obsession goes with her ex. Not a single of brokenrosesxx's posts even mention Darcy at all, and also posting pictures of your ex kissing you well after the relationship has ended is just borderline weird in my opinion. Another thing to point out is the age gap, if neither of these two are lying, then theres an 8 year age gap inbetween them
brokenrosesxx also has a linktree page which contains some of her other social media accounts
> her facebook
> her instagram
> her whatsapp
> her spotify
> her threads.com
> her snapchat
> her rednote
> her twitter
> her cashapp
> her lemon8
> her gofundme
> her onlyfans
And I think it is also worth noting that she also does not mention Darcy once on any of these accounts whatsoever.
Something else that sticks out with Darcy is her "crew" which she mentions in a few of her videos, alongside her bio.
The crew itself consists of these users: @nessaaa.bbyyy @queenprii_da_baddest @prettygirlsloveniyah0 @toplayers_ @prettylil.tiny @brenaechanel @cupiid.kuttaa
sadly though, this is where the rabbit hole ends. Though all her friends do have their own traceable internet history, Darcy herself does not give away any of her accounts. And maybe for the best knowing the nature of her activity alone on that one account.
SonicSol is a Fighting Game streamer who, in recent years, went from a decently viewed member of the FGC to a lolcow, often being compared to LTG and DSP.
These comparisons mainly come from his inability to accept defeats and gets salty over matches due to "mashing," or the opponent "sucks at the game."
If you recognize who SonicSol is, it's probably because you've been in the FGC thread before, or it's because of his professional backseating to FGC streamer Punkdagod.
(Full clip will be shown later in the post.) L / A
Background & Claim To Fame
You can probably guess with a name like SonicSol what content Josh produced in the early times of his channel.
Yep, he made Sonic The Hedgehog videos, at the time going by the name "SonicMonarchSSBB." These videos are the type you expect, a kid using Windows Movie Maker, Unregistered Hypercam 2, and playing Sonic The Hedgehog on presumably an emulator. Just a note, the like and dislikes are turned off on these old videos, which is strange. However, amist the Sonic videos, there were a few videos of him playing Guilty Gear X, one with a friend named TheSexyGMaster619, and Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike.
(This is the original audio. It's not from weird bit compression or my archive method)
Overtime, Josh's content would be seemingly a guy capturing funny moments in fighting games, while playing with friends, and uploading online replays. When SFV released, the content would go to tutorials on his main Nash, custom combos on many characters, and stream highlights, or sometimes, the whole streams.
Josh's claim to fame would be a video he released titled "Street Fighter 5 - How To Deal With LowTierGod's Playstyle." In the video, SonicSol talks about an altercation with LTG, where he joined LTG's chat to give him advice while on his alt account. When he uploaded the replay of one of their matches, LTG blocked him. Thus, Josh would make a video going through his match with LTG, commentating the match, pointing out LTG's mistakes, and decisions while also describing his own. This video would be a success, as of writing this, it has collected 580K views over 8 years.
The Great Backseating of 2023 & 2024
The first backseating is the stone that started the avalanche, the comic that started Sonichu, another retarded saying, and now we can continue.
On stream, Josh was watching Punkdagod, one of the most famous and best SF players in the world, playing SF6. In it, Punk would do an unoptimal punish on a -6 move, and SonicSol would point this out to Punk in his chat. Here's the thing, Punk hates it when people come in to tell him shit he already knows, especially since Punk is leagues better than Josh, so he understandably tells him to stop.
Punk would say that he knows the air ball is -6, but Josh would continue to poke the bear with Punk. After Punk said Josh sucks at Street Fighter, and tells him to stop coming in to tell him stuff he already knows, he asks Punk if they could run a set. This leads to Punk banning SonicSol from his chat "cause he's gonna get me tight."
In between the Punk backseat, and his next backseating, the detractors would emerge.
SonicGoon69: Made troll videos about SonicSol's DSP/LTG style of mindset. Gone inactive for unknown reasons. Rock Vander: Screencapped many SonicSol outbursts, rage moments, his P.O.V. of getting banned in Punk's chat, and Josh raging at Filipino Champ. Gone inactive due to, supposedly, Josh copyright striking his channel. I said supposedly, because the email used was not Josh's email, so it could've been an impersonator. Still, Josh could've been the one striking the channel. GokaikillerTobi: Makes quick, short, and to the point videos clipping Josh, along with meme edits. Channel is still active with its last upload being 9 days ago.
See this Spoiler for SonicSol's behavoir on why people compare him to DSP and LTG
Josh arguing with chat and throwing his stick:
Josh and Filipino Champ:
Josh gets rid of a mod for saying "they both suck:"
Now, onto the second backseating.
However, Josh wouldn't stop his backseatting just yet, as in late 2024, he went into the chat of a V-Tuber named "Amour" and began backseatting. Which, of course, due to his reputation at the time, backseating being frowned on by her, and her chat, as well as the infamous Punk backseating, he was banned out of her chat. Sonic would go on to release a video simply titled, "amour," where he goes over the incident.
However, these would be small domino's compared to March 2024 meltdown, which would lead to doxxing, threats of violence, scorched earth on Punk, and a ban from EVO Japan.
EVO Japan Ban
On March 21st, 2024, Josh went live on Twitch like every other time. However, there were many trolls in his chat, backseating him, and poking the bear. Josh couldn't handle it and went on a fiery rant. In it, he threatens to kill people if they come near him, and tells a viewer named gnar, to go kill himself.
This would cause a massive drama over his outburst, with many pointing out how the people were poking the bear, then crying wolf when SonicSol snapped. While others found it really funny, and if he didn't put himself in these situations, this wouldn't have happened. The behavior that Josh displayed in the meltdown, would ultimately lead to him being banned from EVO Japan, with Josh tweeting out his ban. As you can see in the tweet, Josh doxxed his real name.
The whole situation is farely long, so I've compressed it in this spoiler. Worthy also to mention, Josh made a response video explaining himself. It has been deleted, and I couldn't find any archive.
Button Check's video about Josh's ban and his doxxing:
Another tweet from Josh:
Unrelated Josh tweet:
In the end, Josh is a guy who made embarrassing fuck-ups, has a short temper, and high ego who got doxxed after being pushed to his limit. He's cleaned up his act of beefing with bigger creators, like LTG, Punk, Killakam, Amour, and has faded back into an obscure laughingstock since the drama has passed.
There's much more about Josh that I found after my post, and I would update my OP, but I can't edit it for obvious reasons. Stupid edit timer Here's the rest of his strange things and shitty behavior I found about SonicSol.
(possible) Copyright Abuse
Josh has also *maybe* abused the copyright system against the previously mentioned troll, Rock Vander. On October 6th, 2023, Rock Vander uploaded a video where he showcased that he received 4 copyright strikes from Josh. Reminder, Rock Vander has 82 subs, meaning a channel with 82 subs got Josh so scared, he filed copyright strikes. However
I'm not fully convinced it was Josh who sent the strike, even though it clearly says "SonicSol" on the removal request. That email is where it's hung me up. onimusha1994@gmail.com is not Josh's business email on his YouTube, so it could be a troll, a SonicSol discord member doing it for him, or Josh made a burner email to strike him.
(I couldn't find who owns the email. If anyone can find who owns it, let me know so I can stop schizoing over it, thank you.)
The copyright abuse doesn't stop here, and this one is more funny, but also much harder to believe. On July 31, 2022, Tenuredmule uploaded a video where he showcased SonicSol @ him on Discord where he offered him a ft10 for money. Mule rejected the offer because he had to cook for his family, and pointed out that Josh had previously mentioned that he doesn't care if he makes videos about him, saying this to let Josh know he would be recording the match.
Josh replied with "bro keep making then YouTube vids about me. I need the advertising. Thanks." Ironically, soon after this, Mule received 2 copyright claims on his SonicSol videos.
Here's Mule talking to a commentor about how he won't be able to remove the copyright claims. Also, the videos haven't been reinstated, despite the "by any means necessary."
"Fuck You Nigger"
This one explains itself. SonicSol @ a user on Discord named, KellieCay, and said "Fuck You Nigger."
Why did Josh do this? I actually don't know, but it's really funny. WAIT A SECOND!
A black man calling someone a nigger. Where have we all heard that before?
I guess Josh has more in common with LTG than I thought besides the copyright abuse, toxicity, and censoring hate.
Hentai & Futa
On stream, Josh, joke or not, confessed and said that he jacked off to Hentai, jacked off to Futa, would go into private Discord servers, with other men, and jack off to Hentai, while liking and listening to the sounds of the other men moaning in his ear. Of course, this clip is a meme in his small detractor community, and is why people often call him a gooner.
When confronted about this on stream by DSP detractor Ludwig World Order, instead of admitting they were jokes, or trying to defend himself, he simply laughed at it while also admitting that he does like Hentai and Futa. His mods also swiftly banned Lud out of his chat.
Saying things like "It's fun," and also saying "I'll just wait until somebody fuckin says, 'oh man, I got this clip of SonicSol... fapping and putting his dick next to the mic to fap, and he's moaning and shit, next to another dude who is not really saying nothing because he's too much of a lil bitch to do it.'" Which sounds too detailed to not have happened to him before.
"Everyone loves seeing a train wreck because it's rare and it's over the top in it's spectacle." - @Rubedo "Get that nigga out my chat." - Punkdagod
I'm not gonna make a thread on SonicSol for a while. KF keeps sperging on me, and it's getting on my nerves, so I'm gonna stick to lurking like a nigger.
If you're familiar with the cow Ian Foote, then I would like to introduce you to his batshit ex-girlfriend, Sharon.
Sharon Epic / Sharon Armando / Sharon Hodgson / The Master / John Smith
Sharon is a 48-year-old homeless Canadian artist who is currently roaming the streets of the United Kingdom. Similarly to Ian, she appears to be stuck in the past and often mentions events that happened well over a decade ago in her social media points. For example:
Sharon also appears to have an obsession with John Simm (actor who played The Master in Dr. Who). Maybe this has something to do with why she traveled to the United Kingdom.
With regard to Ian, Sharon was his last known serious girlfriend/common-law-wife. Their relationship ended shortly after Ian lost custody of his daughter. According to Ian, Sharon began hanging out with Freegans and cheated on him with one.
Sharon does have a habit of schizo-posting and is clearly not all there, but I have not seen her completely lose her shit. Her YouTube videos appear to mostly be ramblings of a junkie/insane person. Although she's a character, I don't think that she's entertaining enough to be a true cow. Links to accounts that are obviously hers are below.
I think looking up Joe Winko told the youtube algorithm "This person wants to see weirdos on the verge of suicide." so it introduced me to AskUsaVlogz, a 49-year-old man from Salem, MA who is only tethered to this mortal coil by his love for Pepsi and Junior Mints. He just started the channel at the beginning of this month and the video titles have become progressively more self-deprecating and depressive.
Video #1
U.S. MRE MENU #6 BEEF TACO FILLING REVIEW. SCARED ME? FIRST TIME TASTE TEST.
Video #2
I'm a middle aged white male. I am lonely on Saturday. I play Tekken 7 for PS4. I have no friends
Video #5
IT’S OVER! Middle age man plays TEKKEN 7 PS4 no friends no future.
Video #9
PATHETIC middle age loser plays Tekken 7 after work. No future no hope no friends, The Sad Hermit.,,
Trey Alexander(4488 ) Gil is a Kiwi Farms user who didn't read one of the basic textbook rules of the website, and thus, was exposed for being a brony furry femboy, and doxxed:
Before KF, Trey's main online activity was his xitter, which will be dissected later, and a Reddit post of him dressing up as... as Chris Chan for Halloween.
It seems Trey got into KF because of Chris, and he joined this site on October 23, 2024. He would post the same day in the FallenChungus thread, talking about how he and Chungus were "moots" before Francis blocked him. He would also post in the Mevans thread, talking about how Mevans keeps inviting him to Fortnite lobbies, and how he would get upset when he was kicked by Trey. I don't know why he thought bragging about being friends with these two lolcows was a good idea, but hey, suit yourself, Trey.
KF users would note that these postings seemed... strange, so they dug into who Trey was.
From here, the floodgates opened... @Delta Δ and @Henry Rollins are the sources of all the screenshots here.
Trey used the same name on KF he uses for his personal xitter. The bio is a spectacle and I will read it out for you.
he/him - pansexual halo, smash, and wwe fan master chief x smash @raiderbellexd
Well, that's quite the bio. Maybe his tweets will help him recover from this?
Oh no...
Welp...
MLP Too? I thought Lotza was enough...
It gets worse...
Trey, why?!
Due to Trey's idiocy for not reading the rules of fucking Kiwi Farms of all places, he was exposed for being a brony furry femboy dating a trans woman. He quickly deactivated his xitter after this was exposed to KF, and he had his tranny GF do the same, along with his steam.
Lesson? Read the rules before jumping in the pool.
Found the white version of this guy. Same as TrashedSarchophagus, he's not lolcow material, but I don't know where else to post.
Bee is king 8 is an autistic man who makes reaction videos. Recently, he made a community post saying that he is about to kill himself and that his depression is taking over. He uploaded a video yesterday, as of writing, of him reacting to the AVGN Mario Paint episode with "Last Video" in the title and clarifying he is gonna kill himself in the description and is done with YouTube.
Got the same vibes when I viewed this from when I saw the post above originally, an autistic guy that's suicidal, and hopefully he will be harmless and get help like TrashedSarchophagus.
Bit of a necro reply, but it's cool to see another person interested in the history of Aristasia.
Their extremely fascinating, at first to me there appeared as The Silver Sister Hood a quaint nun like group who happened to make a video game to support themselves, but as I dug deeper I learned about their S/M abuse, Nazi Ties, Mother Goddess Cult Faith, and a lot more. Their beliefs and origins are extremely esoteric and seeped with a rejection of modernity yet they have flocked to new more modern things like video games, second life, and anime. Their an extremely interesting look at cults and how technology changes them over time.
I'd considered making a thread dedicated to them, but I would have to do a lot more reading to do it justice. In the meanwhile I found a website which goes over their history extensively if your interested.
Guy Nattiv - Israeli filmaker, did not only one but two (2) rip-offs of American History X called 'Skin', one of which he won an oscar for. Despite his apparent obsession with white nationalism and american neonazi subcultures, both he and his wife visibly skipped over the black hostess at the Oscars, refusing to even aknowledge her presence at the stage, and passive aggressively insisted on receiving their awards from the white hostess.
Some hilarious British schizo who makes videos "transvestigating" basically every celebrity. He seems to believe all female celebrities are men, and all male celebrities are women. He has thousands of videos and tweets about this delusion. Hilarious stuff, I found the video where he tries to prove Walter Matthau was a woman to be particularly funny
Juan Manuel Arroyo Alcon / JMAA - A page dissection
This is a dissection of a current lolcow's own thread. Page 6 of 21 to be exact. The only background information you need is that JMAA (Featured above nude fortnite wank dancing to get unbanned from a discord server) is a very, very unsuccessful youtuber and livestreamer. He lives the cursed fate of being so incapable of being able to make a following, that even his online detractors dwindle in numbers. This dissection will only cover page 6 of his thread, as it has never failed to make me laugh harder than anything else here:
On a random day on page 6 of the JMAA thread, two new posts appeared on the same day.
The contents of the message matters little, however the joined dates and the names are key. The bottom account is the man himself, JMAA. Why on earth would he join his own thread, just to respond to someone about this "britbong" fellow? The two accounts are obviously both owned by JMAA. How does the thread take this newfound information?
Yeeeouch! Bad day to be a retard I guess, but so what? At most, the few people in the thread who weren't JMAA's sock puppets got to see something very funny. Aggressive responses were exchanged, until later that same day, new information was leaked.
Caught calling bomb threats to try and get someone arrested, and then you made a confession?! That's a great turn of events, but nothing to shit your breeches over. Things like this probably happen at least once a week on a forum somewhere (or twice a week on the Cyrax thread). Then this information comes in.
I do not recommend that you click that spoiler, and I will most certainly not post them here, even in spoiler form. Trust me whenever I say the image is real. It did not take long for the flood gates to release, as it were.
Tragedy struck! JMAA was on a voice call with MaximilianMus and others. The spoilers do a good job of describing what's happening in the videos. Worth noting is that in one of the videos, he rubs the words "MR BTFO" and "BRITBONG." Interestingly, Britbong was mentioned in the post that began this story.
So, why did this happen? We don't have a clear answer unfortunately. I have some theories though:
The first is that Britbong ordered MaximilianMus to perform this so called "hit," to embarrass his enemy. Maybe MaximilianMus contacted JMAA and lured him in with success? Why else would they force him to write his archenemy's name?
My second theory is that Britbong had nothing to do with it, and the two conducted talk of MaximilianMus boosting JMAA's popularity as a youtuber and livestreamer, in exchange for questionable favors over a video call with some of his friends. We may never know.
So, where does it go from here? You can find out for yourself, all I will say is that he's currently trans.
Both are myths. Circumcision reduces sensitivity of the penis and has no positive affects. The only real advantage is that it's easier to keep clean with no foreskin, but really any guy that bathes once a week wont have that problem for their entire life.
"they're trying to rally up a group of people to take me down"
No, I'm not, KiwiFarms is just to point an laugh, of course he only knows this website for what Butterfree said so has never never seen any of the "Don't do that" warnings
[...] "acussing me of manipulating the Round Bird situation
I didn't, I said "There's a chance" not "Torte made it up". And about the fictional children thing?
"and calling me a pedophile over fictional children [...] you're crying over fiction"
First, I'm not crying. Second, I am calling him for your disgusting and hyporcite behavior. Lolicon is explicitly designed with the idea of the characters looking like children in mind, I'll let everyone get its own conclusions about it.
There's some Low Tier God / 6arakin wannabe named "Allude." He's basically all the worst parts of 6 and Dale combined into an autistic mess.
He used to actually be an LTG troll, but he randomly switched up. Calling the trolls worthless, obsessed, stalkers, ect.
Just like his daddy Dale Wilson, he will often call people bums, scrubs, he says remedial a lot, and runs his streams with an iron fist.
If you watch his streams for longer than about 20 minutes, you will see that he has basically no real fans and only has trolls. Also, he's had restreamers and asked his 'fans' to flag it down.
By the way. This is what he looks like.
This is another laughingstock who I'll include in this O.P.
Here's another LTG / 6arakin wannabe. His name is "ShogunFGC," powerword is supposedly Luis Garcia, and he's fucking old.
He plays Mortal Kombat 1 and mains Reptile. Like LTG, Allude, and 6, he can't accept defeat. After almost every loss, he turns his mic on, shit talks his opponent, and ragequits if he doesn't win.
The quote he features on the "starting soon" screen is of himself saying, "You WONT say it to my face." This is a common theme for him. When the shit talk gets too extreme for him, he goes to the Internet Tough Guy mindset, and says you wouldn't say that to him in real life.