Obscure Laughingstocks - Lolcows without substantial online presence.

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Joseph Sigur.

I don't think he's worth a thread because the guy is pretty generic and boring, lots of paranoia and conspiracy shit.

He used to go by the name "The Next Hitler", and he caught my attention during his feud with Sinead McCarthy. For a while he was saying that she was a jew and a communist, so she had to prove she wasn't jewish.

He said: "She's hot, she's good looking, she's smart... she's devious, she's jewish, she's leading the white people in the wrong direction." lmao

Then he had a conflict with Queeny Cameron. I don't remember very well, but I think she said he was a 'fake supremacist', a creepy stalker and a fag. He contributed to the drama:

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He deleted some of his videos about Sinead McCarthy but guess what... I have at least three videos he deleted or made private. I downloaded them a few months ago. I guess this is because Sinead 'proved' she wasn't jewish. And he was getting attention from some trolls.

His YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/jsigur1233/featured
 
There's this chap doing the rounds on Twitter: EdSpindrift.

Basically, seems to spend all waking hours searching Twitter for "Cyclists" and then replying to anyone who mentions anything negative.

According to this person: All car drivers are murderers, lorry drivers are all over the drink-drive limit, no-one has EVER been hit on a pavement by a cyclist, if a pedestrian dies as a result of being hit by a cyclist - it's not a "real" death as it wasn't car related, cyclists do not have to follow the Highway Code as it's for car drivers only, cyclists can use mobile phones all they want because they're not car drivers, cycling lanes are to be ignored because they're "dangerous", cyclists should always wear headphones to keep the wind noise away, and my favourite of all: wearing a helmet CAUSES injury!

Often he'll start his shite with someone, post the same recycled (no pun intended) links over and over again, then when they accuse him of breaking the highway code, he'll just block them, usually with an insult thrown in (in one tweet, he told a 14 year old girl to throw herself in front of a train! - I can't be bothered trying to find it now though because as I mentioned earlier, he tweets every waking hour every day, at least every 5-10 minutes).

Might seem like a classic Twitter troll, but Google reveals he has a long long history of registering on cycling and motoring forums (as just plain Spindrift) and immediately attacking everyone, getting himself banned, then reregistering and starting again. He often has "conversations" with himself via multiple accounts and due to his constantly-recycling-the-same-"statisitcs"-again-and-again, often finds himself found out right away. Even CYCLISTS hate this guy!

The best part: There's absolutely no evidence to suggest he even cycles, or leaves the house for that matter! Clearly an obssessive autist with no friends.

One to watch!
 
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I thought of another one from the game show fandom. I've mentioned tpirman1982, Zach Horan, and dth1971, but I forgot about Adam Kleist.

Basically, what happened is that he and I were casual acquiantances on AIM back in 2004 or so. At the time, the game show community had moved from alt.tv.game-shows to a web forum. I didn't discover the web forum until much later, but looking through his old posts, I found the following:

* At one point, he asked if Ray Combs, a former Family Feud host who committed suicide in 1996, was bipolar. Combs's sister happened to read the post and tear him a new one. He later said that his "bowling buddy" offered the question to him, and "my bowling buddy told me" kind of became a meme for a while.

* He once somehow managed to interpret a reference to Kermit Schaefer (the radio host known for popularizing the term "blooper") as referring to a time that host Ross Shafer (who hosted the 1990 revival of Match Game) tripped down the stairs, and spent the rest of the episode on crutches as a joke.

* Later on, he submitted to the forums a "fanfic" of various Match Game celebrities (from the 1970s version) competing against Hollywood Squares regulars on the Combs version of Family Feud. There was no attempt at humor or anything, just them blandly answering survey questions. At one point, he actually outright asked, "so what is it that makes this so bad?" when the forum collectively facepalmed.

(For some reasons as to why this wouldn't work -- the Match Game panel had Richard Dawson, who was also the original host of Family Feud before Combs, and left Match Game in 1978 because Feud had become so popular. Also, the Hollywood Squares team included Cliff Arquette, who died in 1974.)

He also had a habit of believing every rumor he read at face value, blatantly spreading misinformation, and yelling at the admins over silly things (he once asked them to ban any mention of bowling from the forums because of the "bowling buddy" meme). Other than the reasons above, the final straw was when he stole some game show clips that someone else had uploaded and put it in YouTube without attributing them.
 
Anyone remember Richard Bullis? He's also an old Usenet cow, although in those days, we called them "kooks."

Some oldfag created an ED article for him way back when: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Richard_Bullis

He was a batshit crazy Usenet idiot who posted so much on a variety of groups that he got listed on some automatic spam list post, and flipped the fuck out. Then he turned out to be a pedophile and all sorts of other stupid shit, and became one of the most notorious Usenet idiots of all time.

The ED article more or less covers his history.

Typical kind of shit Bullis would say on a daily basis:

"I do believe that having photos of naked children is perfectly ok."
 
Jim Norton just brought up WikiFeet on the radio.

If you ever wanted to see in-detail photos of Kim Kardashian's feet, this is your place.
 
I wish there was a thread for anti-social justice youtubers. This video is really fucking cringey for 14 minutes
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Kamen Rider Black RX said:
So. I found this on Shrimpy

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3707858&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Basically, mods put conditions on his account and he would be banned if he didn't give his impressions while going through a show. If you ever want to see his mindset, it's present here.
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Is that him back on? (http://desuarchive.org/m/thread/14779552/#q14779606)

He doesn't sound right. Like, more pissed and dickish, waaaaaaaaay less tumblrsperg.
 
XYZpdq said:
Is that him back on? (http://desuarchive.org/m/thread/14779552/#q14779606)

He doesn't sound right. Like, more pissed and dickish, waaaaaaaaay less tumblrsperg.
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Yeah, it seems more like someone is playing around at being him rather than the legit article.

Still, it's kinda interesting the worldview he's shown. About 10 pages in he was given a version of the Trolley Problem, and is running in circles trying not to make a solution. "I get someone closer to untie them." "I try to find a way to save everyone, therefore I will be secure in the knowledge that I at least tried rather than deciding which people would die." "There is always a third option."

Also, doesn't read books because they're too hard and doesn't hold a job because of his autism.

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And I'm sure you standing there and struggling to think of a perfect solution that can save everyone would be real comforting to the folks strapped to the railway tracks as the train decapitated them. The implication of that is that you're more worried about your own moral integrity than the lives of actual people, because you'd rather ignore their immediate plight to sit and think of a solution that will retain your integrity than to simply choose whether to save the majority or the minority in a no-win situation.

You, Clawshrimpy are a horrible human being. You care so little about people you'd let them die in front of you while sat by thinking about how to save them. You are more evil than any of the characters in anime you lash out at, and the worst part is that you exist - they're just a figment of our collective imagination.
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But killing one person to save 5 is insignifigant to potentially coming up with a way to save everyone.

I'm still better than someone who'll let one person die because I don't want ANYONE to die
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The autist I mentioned from my last post from ZDoom forums seems pretty harmless despite being autistic (and a weeb).

However, when a tumblr-esque gender discussion started to pop out some users started showing different shades of color. The admin included, assuming he was the one who split the thread and started to name the split thread with the word "mansplaining".

It all started from this whiny post. And I just love thinking if the users consist of KF frequenters instead where everyone has bigger insights when it comes to the topic they're talking about.

Aside from the admin, I'm also going to keep watch on the irrational transexual furry.
 
Sherry Shriner. She's a particularly nutty conspiracy nut. She's been talking about aliens, the new world order and the bible for at least a decade now. Here's her site: http://www.sherryshriner.com/

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In her book Aliens on the Internet, she mentions being convinced that a troll who sent her a mean email is really satan himself. Yes, she believes the devil has an email address.

She has a gofund me, and people have already given her 88k. It's baffling.
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There's so much to say about this lady I don't even know where to start, honestly. Every single thing she writes could be commented on.
 
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Sometimes I wonder if any Kiwis remember Blackjack Gabbiani, or blackjackrocket. She's an oldschool Pokemon fan who became quite infamous during the time of Hurricane Katrina, when she basically suggested that people could've just outwalked the storm and survived off wild game in the alligator-infested swamps. A wild suggestion coming from an obese autistic who, by her own admission, could not even call in for a doctor's appointment on her own.

As I recall, over the years she got banned from several roleplay communities on Livejournal and Tumblr for being an obnoxious contrarian, and to this day even tumblrinas can't stand her because she never lets anything go. She dropped out of college to pursue a voice acting career that is clearly going nowhere, as she should be in her mid-30s right now and still lives with her parents and spends more time on halfassed cosplay than on adulting.

She's sort of a mild case of lolcow, but that outwalking a hurricane wank really stood out back then.
 
Bugaboo said:
Hey lady guess what circumcision does not decrease or removed sexual pleasure in any way and can have many positive effects (lower risk of STDs, lower risk of infection)
And she doesn't seem to realize feminism means equality for both sexes and not demonizing males.
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No, it doesn't really have positive effects and the nature of the babies' cries suggest they still feel the pain of their penis being mutilated during the procedure.
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If she's serious, I hope she becomes infertile.

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Both are myths. Circumcision reduces sensitivity of the penis and has no positive affects. The only real advantage is that it's easier to keep clean with no foreskin, but really any guy that bathes once a week wont have that problem for their entire life.
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Exactly.

Bugaboo said:
Ooooh! I thought of one!
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I dunno who the fuck this kid is but he defines spoiled and sheltered suburban child.
Also I love his hypocrisy with "I love Jesus but I think I might be an atheist" "I'm bisexual but I'll never touch another boy because it's a sin" "I do weed and luv the Jonas brothers" (Who are teetotalers because of their religion) and "I luv lil' Wayne but I h8 black people because they scare me"

That kid ain't 12 he's fucking 8 or he has one HELL of a baby face.
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There is no evidence in this troll post that the "kid" is spoiled, sheltered, or lives in the suburbs.
 
The Lurker said:
Hahaa I remember reading about GGfan, he always poorly edited Pokemon battle logs to make it look like he won :<
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That is insanely sad. Screen caps?


MysticMisty said:
She said she was diagnosed with Autism Spectrum Disorder. Basically that means you have a few autistic traits, but not enough to be diagnosed with aspergers syndrome.

It's funny because the point of that awful article is that she learned not keep going on and on about one subject and bore people to death, especially when they don't give a shit about said subject. The fact that she wrote it, and has apparently submitted it everywhere she can get away with, shows not only did she not learn that, she can't get over getting bitched at a couple times for it. And expects the internet to care.
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You seem to not know what autism is. It was proposed that the DSM get rid of all autism diagnoses and have just one diagnosis - Autism Spectrum Disorder. I'm not sure if this went through, but being diagnosed with Autism Spectrum Disorder certainly doesn't mean you don't have "enough" autistic traits to be diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome. Asperger's Syndrome is a type of high functioning autism. Many people diagnosed with autism have too many autistic traits to be diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome - they're too low functioning. Too autistic.

I mean no offense. Many people have misconceptions about autism. I am just correcting you.
 
hellomysociopaths said:
That is insanely sad. Screen caps?




You seem to not know what autism is. It was proposed that the DSM get rid of all autism diagnoses and have just one diagnosis - Autism Spectrum Disorder. I'm not sure if this went through, but being diagnosed with Autism Spectrum Disorder certainly doesn't mean you don't have "enough" autistic traits to be diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome. Asperger's Syndrome is a type of high functioning autism. Many people diagnosed with autism have too many autistic traits to be diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome - they're too low functioning. Too autistic.

I mean no offense. Many people have misconceptions about autism. I am just correcting you.
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Lemme guess, you're a tard.
 
And what I said simply implied that the person diagnosed with ASD is a full lolcow, not one that couldn't fit criteria for autism.
 
hellomysociopaths said:
No, it's actually true. https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/autism-spectrum-disorders-asd/index.shtml "People whose symptoms were previously diagnosed as Asperger’s syndrome or Autistic Disorder are now included as part of the category called Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD)."
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Those with Aspergers DARE try to take the Shine and Limelight AWAY from us Autistic people, not only with their "Social Flaws" and such possibly similar traits to Autism. But to SHUN us Autistics by being BETTER Communicatively and Mentally than us.
 
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