Obscure Laughingstocks - Lolcows without substantial online presence.

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Here's a quickie. There's this guy that I've seen around a couple message boards who goes by "Royameadow" (aka Roya Rockwood, aka Julian Mend) whose life is nothing more than a massive LARP. He is an autistic narcissist who genuinely believes that he's the founder of some big and important entertainment organization since 1999 (the dude is in his mid-20's), with which he thinks is gonna revolutionize and save the entertainment industry. All he really does is make boring let's plays that begin with minutes long introductions and "commercials", splash screens, awful "artwork", and tweet about stupid bullshit. He loves to slap his crappy logo on everything he produces, including random photos he took of shit in his house, desktop screenshots, or archives of videos that he doesn't own. He has a tendency to run his mouth and pad out everything he says and types, and will even bloat up/change names and numbers for no good reason (i.e. Sega 32X -> Super 032X, Sonic Unleashed -> Sonic Adventure V: Planetary Pieces). He also likes to involve other random people in his bullshit too, so you'll often see ads and photos of them in his content.

Also for lulz. he's made up his own religion (Royan Polytheism) and political party (the "Royan Party of 2003"). His religion just boils down to believing that every religion had a place in history and his political party is just a bunch of shit from many leftist parties thrown together.

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Some kid asked him about the progress of a Sonic Mania mod he was developing, and he had that to say.
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"Royan Copyleft Law"

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Side by Side - Royameadow 'I9 Station ID versus Bare Knuckle III's Opening [R7BjBx0fqqU].mp4
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Julie Antepli Archives (2008) - FABiOS Search Engine [9RYGdZ9BUZs].mp4
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Royameadow - Viral Exploitation - Narration Opening [44FhYkh3zCM].mp4
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Royameadow Station Break - dougRiss [KtsnhE4exTM].mp4
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Sonic Bash! and Sonic Boom (2009) - Gorbichev's Revenge - Official Commercial (JP) [DfiLWFJGvrQ].mp4
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This is what happens when you let autism win.

YouTube
Twitter
DeviantArt ("About" archive)
Twitch ("About" archive)
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Legit lmao'd @ the Seinfeld ones
 
I stumbled on this Dutch chick's weight loss journey. OK, your standard deathfat, whatever. True, but she has an interesting quirk. She actually films all of her binges and her shopping for them. She gained 40lbs in 2.5 months. It is like watching what all the deathfats say they don't do on a weight loss journey, but actually do, and she is honest about it. It is weird to watch.


Bon Apetit!

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Trevor Jacob, former American Olympian snowboarder turned amateur pilot; intentionally bought a light air craft and bailed out of it after faking an engine cut out. Yes, he bails with that selfie stick.
People in the aviation and paragliding community are outraged he'd do something stupid like bailing out of his plane above a valley like that and not know where to go.
He's currently under investigation:
www.avweb.com

FAA Investigating Controversial Crash Video (Updated) - AVweb

The FAA has confirmed it’s investigating the circumstances of a video purporting to show the November crash of a 1940 Taylorcraft posted by YouTuber Trevor Jacob. “The FAA is investigating this event,” the agency said in a statement issued Monday. “The agency does not discuss open...
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And 2 more shady things. 1 is he flew over the area 3 days before but hired a law firm to take down his GPS tracking that was recorded on a flight radar site. 2 is he hired a private helicopter firm to retrieve the wreckage which included the 3 go pros he strapped to the plane. Disturbing crash wreckage before the National Transport Safety Board and FAA have a look at it is a big no no. He'll probably lose his pilots license if not a fine and jail time, as intentionally crashing a plane is covered in anti-terrorism laws. There's also the fact he had no GPS or survival kit, didn't contact for MayDay, didn't go through engine restart sequences and was flying a plane that was for sale as "Harvested Parts."
You can see comments here
Here's a comment with the exact location of the crash:
This guy actually went back out over where Trevor crashed his plane and discusses landing options. 2.5 miles is a 1700 foot slightly uphill vertical slope he could ditch at and 7 miles back he passed farmland he maybe could have made on a 180 degree turn. He also could have made it to an airport in range if he had kept at 65 elevation.
Heh, he's a former fitness guy who built the plane you see in the video, amazing.
And he faked a video with his dog 9 months ago:
 
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Antoninus Elagabalus said:
There's one guy who went to my highschool who built his entire life around worshipping the beautiful negro queen after he got rejected from one white girl in 6th grade.
He's like a 5' 1" furry who pretends to be a dancer but is really just given an allowance by his parents.
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He's completely delusional, extremely narcissistic, and posts 6 grillion times a day of just him lip syncing songs and dancing like a fag or of his conversations with his devilish light-skinned exes or with him flirting with darkies.
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Once he got super high in the walmart parking lot and he went on a schizophrenic episode about how he wanted to
  • Fuck a black baby
and
  • Be cornered by a big black man
It was harmless fun when he was just mentioning how "black pussy tastes like watermelon". But now he's bragging about being """"date raped"""" and being high on meth for 4 days.

If you have the strength to languish through his posts on snapchat, you have my respect.
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He recently made a YouTube channel. It’s rich, all unironic rants in his basement, mostly suggestions.


good luck.
 
Potential Lolcow:

Terrianna Michelle Hercheck
B. 2000
Tulsa, OK
Facebook
Instagram [1]
Instagram [2]


Terrianna is your typical trashy, obese, American woman who became a teen mom straight out of high school. Only two uploads in and she's regaling us with stories of how her son (Adonis Drake) took a leak on a mall Santa. She's also thinking of becoming a Mukbanger, so we might have a new Amberlynn/Chantal/Bam.

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Fallen Bridge aka Autumn



Disgusting, 39 year old beast woman with a unibrow on a weight loss journey. Someone fucked her and she has a kid named Connor.
 
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ShoFuKan said:
Trevor Jacob, former American Olympian snowboarder turned amateur pilot; intentionally bought a light air craft and bailed out of it after faking an engine cut out. Yes, he bails with that selfie stick.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vbYszLNZxhMPeople in the aviation and paragliding community are outraged he'd do something stupid like bailing out of his plane above a valley like that and not know where to go.
He's currently under investigation:
www.avweb.com

FAA Investigating Controversial Crash Video (Updated) - AVweb

The FAA has confirmed it’s investigating the circumstances of a video purporting to show the November crash of a 1940 Taylorcraft posted by YouTuber Trevor Jacob. “The FAA is investigating this event,” the agency said in a statement issued Monday. “The agency does not discuss open...
www.avweb.com www.avweb.com
And 2 more shady things. 1 is he flew over the area 3 days before but hired a law firm to take down his GPS tracking that was recorded on a flight radar site. 2 is he hired a private helicopter firm to retrieve the wreckage which included the 3 go pros he strapped to the plane. Disturbing crash wreckage before the National Transport Safety Board and FAA have a look at it is a big no no. He'll probably lose his pilots license if not a fine and jail time, as intentionally crashing a plane is covered in anti-terrorism laws. There's also the fact he had no GPS or survival kit, didn't contact for MayDay, didn't go through engine restart sequences and was flying a plane that was for sale as "Harvested Parts."
You can see comments here
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-dorAXxUDpsHere's a comment with the exact location of the crash:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oRSZuC84CEgThis guy actually went back out over where Trevor crashed his plane and discusses landing options. 2.5 miles is a 1700 foot slightly uphill vertical slope he could ditch at and 7 miles back he passed farmland he maybe could have made on a 180 degree turn. He also could have made it to an airport in range if he had kept at 65 elevation.
Heh, he's a former fitness guy who built the plane you see in the video, amazing.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gCpO10AuV3sAnd he faked a video with his dog 9 months ago:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=V7suwdqsxiY
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You missed that he pulled this stunt and crashed the plane in a high fire risk Southern Cali drought area. The entirety of the North American General Aviation Community is lobbying the FAA to jail this dangerous shitstain.

The plane he crashed was an 80 year old antique. Built just before WW2. In beautiful shape before he crashed it. Apparently the sale to him hadn't even gone through yet. The FAA showed up on the previous owners doorstep.
 
ShoFuKan said:
Trevor Jacob, former American Olympian snowboarder turned amateur pilot; intentionally bought a light air craft and bailed out of it after faking an engine cut out. Yes, he bails with that selfie stick.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vbYszLNZxhMPeople in the aviation and paragliding community are outraged he'd do something stupid like bailing out of his plane above a valley like that and not know where to go.
He's currently under investigation:
www.avweb.com

FAA Investigating Controversial Crash Video (Updated) - AVweb

The FAA has confirmed it’s investigating the circumstances of a video purporting to show the November crash of a 1940 Taylorcraft posted by YouTuber Trevor Jacob. “The FAA is investigating this event,” the agency said in a statement issued Monday. “The agency does not discuss open...
www.avweb.com www.avweb.com
And 2 more shady things. 1 is he flew over the area 3 days before but hired a law firm to take down his GPS tracking that was recorded on a flight radar site. 2 is he hired a private helicopter firm to retrieve the wreckage which included the 3 go pros he strapped to the plane. Disturbing crash wreckage before the National Transport Safety Board and FAA have a look at it is a big no no. He'll probably lose his pilots license if not a fine and jail time, as intentionally crashing a plane is covered in anti-terrorism laws. There's also the fact he had no GPS or survival kit, didn't contact for MayDay, didn't go through engine restart sequences and was flying a plane that was for sale as "Harvested Parts."
You can see comments here
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-dorAXxUDpsHere's a comment with the exact location of the crash:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oRSZuC84CEgThis guy actually went back out over where Trevor crashed his plane and discusses landing options. 2.5 miles is a 1700 foot slightly uphill vertical slope he could ditch at and 7 miles back he passed farmland he maybe could have made on a 180 degree turn. He also could have made it to an airport in range if he had kept at 65 elevation.
Heh, he's a former fitness guy who built the plane you see in the video, amazing.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gCpO10AuV3sAnd he faked a video with his dog 9 months ago:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=V7suwdqsxiY
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Trevor is my favorite lolcow right now. A year from now he's going to be in Corcoran getting pegged by a fat negro. That and the fact that he's being undone by every boomer AV nerd on the internet really cements his place in the pantheon of humorous bovines. Good job on the post, this would make an excellent OP for the prospering grounds.

I don't think you need it but I'm happy to help out if you'd like a hand. Trevor's a sack of shit and I appreciate everyone out there shining a spotlight on his bitch ass.
 
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OmegaKitten, aka Omega Kitten Hydra and "Jasmin Bernard" or "Jasmin Hofer", might also be really "Michael Hofer", is a pedophile defender who claims to be a 10 year old girl from Austria. (S)he creates videos with a TTS and a shitty webcam of what is supposedly "her", but covered the face with a devil emoji. This video essentially sums "her" up.
A commenter on this video claims that Omega really is a child
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While a different person on a different video claims that she's really a 32 year old man named Michael Hofer.
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You may be wondering "where are her parents?". According to "her", "her" parents are fully aware of this and are also pro-pedo, at least according to her Linktree. I don't know if this is to get around getting banned for being under 13 (COPPA regulations) or whatever. If this is real (and that's a big if), this makes the situation more disturbing.

I think I might have content for a thread, but because of her alleged age, I don't know if it would be permitted.
 
I was going to write something to introduce him, but he already did.

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Cometan Biography 2022, Wiki, Age, Girlfriend

Cometan is an Astronic religious founder who developed and established Astronism, a cosmocentric philosophy or religion, from the age of fifteen and is the
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Cometan is an Astronic religious founder who developed and established Astronism, a cosmocentric philosophy or religion, from the age of fifteen and is the writer of the founding book of Astronism, known as the Omnidoxy.

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Cometan is the founder of the religion of Astronism and the sole creator of the Spacefaring World franchise. From the day of his fifteenth birthday, Cometan received an intense of revelations and ideas across a seven year period known as The Founding of Astronism. He applied these ideas and revelations to create the foundations of the Astronist philosophy and religion. During this time, Cometan became an autodidact and a prodigy of philosophy and theology.

Cometan began writing the founding book of Astronism, the Omnidoxy, at age seventeen which became one of the longest books in history at around two million words long. Cometan also became the world’s youngest religious leader and the first Astronic philosopher as a result of his organisation of the Astronic tradition, a new category of religions and philosophies based on an astronomical theme to sit alongside the Abrahamic and Dharmic religious traditions.

After another series of intensive ideations, Cometan created the Space-faring World franchise, a futuristic pseudo-fantasy series based on humanity’s initial endeavors in space exploration. This fictional universe and the book series and characters within it allowed Cometan to convey an Astronist prophecy of humanity’s inevitable future in a cosmocentric society.

Cometan became the first person to base his rationality of space exploration on religious grounds. Cometan also considered the future of religion to be based on commercialization and he lead the resurgence of astronomical religions as well as the introduction of new astronomically-themed religions with Astronism being the progenitor of these.
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Cometan is a narcissistic British man that edits unmoderated wikia articles online to include him into the pantheon of world religions. He claims to have studied marketing at a prestigious university and flaunts his wealth on social media. He does not seem to have any actual worshippers or following and he seems to be buying views and interaction on social media.

This is his youtube channel.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCl-gucdsNWyshr9hYyPs-HQ
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Where does he get the money to pay for random people to pretend like they know what he's talking about?
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He has no issue sharing every aspect of his life online including his body-hip-waist numbers

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Cometan Wiki, Bio, Net Worth, Girlfriend, Wiki, Age, Height In 2022

Cometan was born and bought up in Preston. His Date of birth is on 1st July 1998. He is from Lancashire in North West England from the United Kingdom. His
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Eeveea: healer-main video game streamer who was quite popular, trooned out, lost virtually 100% of his following, then became a vtuber (as one does)
Also known as "Cosmo 2: Electric Boogaloo"

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I've received an update from the Previous post about RainOfPain from a community insider: An Unturned YouTuber just released a video showcasing more deviant behavior from the subject in question. I've also found this 21 page docuement showcasing the behavior of Rain around minors (Archive & Download available).
(EDIT: Ignore the headmates retardation in the PDF, that's irrelevant to the point. I'm genuinely contemplating making a proper thread on this guy because the rabbit hole keeps going deeper.)
 

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raritycat said:
Got another fat dyke from Youtube to add to the collection. This is Monalisa Benson AKA Get Lit Wit Moe. She's originally from Milwaukee, WI and was recently living in Phoenix, AZ but is now in Houston, TX. She has 80k subscribers. Like other Youtube fatties, she has made a name for herself eating on camera. To put it gently, she's like if Amberlynn, Destiny, and Charlie Gold had a baby.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5fMJmwYZPJM
From 1:27 onward, you can see her grab her girlfriend's ass and start fingering her in front of her kids. Later in the vlog, you see her hitting one of the kids.

Like many Youtube fatties, she's trying to "change the way she eats" AKA lose weight and fail:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=52bSW9gERVI
She also started Youtube because she saw people make money eating and figured why not (maybe because you shove your greasy fingers into pussy in front of kids).

https://youtube.com/watch?v=an4M0-NCemA
She also does Mukbangs with her kids. Above we have her feeding Taco Bell to her five year old and her two year old.
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So somehow this moocow got herself up to 172k subscribers.


Even COVID couldn't keep her down.


She's also screaming in her car about being kicked out of her doctor's office.
 

Trying to find more, but a hell of a start for this particular Evangelical Qtard Boomer.
 
I used to enjoy BlogTV, a precursor to streaming as we know it now. It was 99% white trash on potato webcams just getting trolled hard from every direction. But even the top lolcows only had like 20 regulars. Anyone else remember this site?

Hottie32 / hotsexykelly, a 500 lbs woman with 70 IQ and a Second Life account (her character was built and dressed like a pornstar). She'd regularly get e-married to one of her trolls (or a legit fellow white trash retard), ceremony and everything. Mod team was usually made up of trolls and a small circle of fellow southern hugefats who could be talked into anything with a little bit of flirting in dms.

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Just recently found out she passed away last year or so.

Keemstar used to be on there also.
 
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