Now I'm scared... 11/3/2018

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Ok, I was feeling :autism: so I stopped the video and actually counted those fucking journals.

127.

And that's not counting little ones they may have been tucked under so couldn't be seen clearly. Or any extra ones around the house that might be in actual use. Or I'm guessing the shelf of them Becky made for her that one time.

127 EXTRA fucking journals.

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easyaf said:
Ok, I was feeling :autism: so I stopped the video and actually counted those fucking journals.

127.

Ad that's not counting little ones they may have been tucked under so couldn't be seen clearly. Or any extra ones around the house that might be in actual use. Or I'm guessing the shelf of them Becky made for her that one time.

127 EXTRA fucking journals.
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Horrifying.

She had a lawn trash bag full of scarves at one point too
 
So I have a bit of a confession. I was the commenter that brought up congestive heart failure on the video. In a way, I'm kinda glad that I got through to her but obviously, she isn't going to actually do anything about it. I don't even expect her to go to the doctor.
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
What if... what if she's buying them to be buried in
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Jesus, I'm imagining the poor funeral director and his staff trying to cram Amber into pants. Putting toothpaste back in the tube would be less of a Godless endeavor. Perhaps Amber can buy a pretty blanket that can be wrapped around her nethers like she does at home when she doesn't want to wear pants.
 
127 unused journals in the bedroom, but in another video Becky put 50 or so other journals on shelves in the room where she keeps her jewelry hoard. So she most likely has close to 200 unused journals.
What got to me was when Becky was saying it was psychotic to have all those journals, Al was giggling, as if it was a cute trait she was pointing out.
 
Dog Prom 3D said:
Jesus, I'm imagining the poor funeral director and his staff trying to cram Amber into pants. Putting toothpaste back in the tube would be less of a Godless endeavor. Perhaps Amber can buy a pretty blanket that can be wrapped around her nethers like she does at home when she doesn't want to wear pants.
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She would be better off donating her carcass to a college.
 
literally low-key said:
127 unused journals in the bedroom, but in another video Becky put 50 or so other journals on shelves in the room where she keeps her jewelry hoard. So she most likely has close to 200 unused journals.
What got to me was when Becky was saying it was psychotic to have all those journals, Al was giggling, as if it was a cute trait she was pointing out.
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And she was saying she wanted more, I dont think she understood that Becky wasn’t laughing with her, Becky was fucking sick of her shit
 
Necky backed down like a coward after saying AL was psychotic for having this many journals when pressed by AL about the comment. Ole girl should have stuck to her guns and double downed on it, by her being a fucking coward about things like this makes AL believe there is nothing wrong with what she is doing.
 
xenomorph said:
Necky backed down like a coward after saying AL was psychotic for having this many journals when pressed by AL about the comment. Ole girl should have stuck to her guns and double downed on it, by her being a fucking coward about things like this makes AL believe there is nothing wrong with what she is doing.
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I want Becky, Eric and Ricky to all stand up to ALR and put her in her place. She needs quieting down a bit.
 
Their bedroom is a minimalist's nightmare. No wonder they have sleep issues - imagine trying to fall asleep amidst all that chaos: the journals, a poster of Ron Burgundy's mustache, Becky-curated artwork of Rugrats characters, a college dorm tapestry, duct-taped curtains, dollar bin DVDs and Amber's decade-old perfume collection. I dream of breaking into their house while they're on a daytrip to Lexington Cheesecake Factory just to declutter their room for them.

Amber should donate those journals to a local school. That would give her an opportunity for her to brag about how generous she is.
 
littlemisswitch said:
And she was saying she wanted more, I dont think she understood that Becky wasn’t laughing with her, Becky was fucking sick of her shit
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I found that really interesting - I assumed it was just lack of impulse control, like she sees a pretty journal and has to have it. But I guess it's more than that, if she's planning ahead.
 
Dog Prom 3D said:
Jesus, I'm imagining the poor funeral director and his staff trying to cram Amber into pants. Putting toothpaste back in the tube would be less of a Godless endeavor. Perhaps Amber can buy a pretty blanket that can be wrapped around her nethers like she does at home when she doesn't want to wear pants.
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Not to power level here.. But I used to work in a funeral home. If she were to have a viewing or a open casket funeral. The clothing provided would be cut in the back, there would be no other way around that. She would need extra embalming fluids and a specialty casket would have to be ordered.

Cremating her wouldn't make it any easier. First you would need a big enough retort that can hold a body that size, if the funeral home does not have one, they would need to call around to other crematoriums to find one that can. They would also have to order a large enough cremation container and the cremation would need to take place first thing in the morning.

As a side, her body would be treated with the upmost care and respect. We never made fun, laughed at or really talked about a decedent or their bodies in any negative way what so ever.

** I was not a funeral director so please don't take what I say as gospel. I did watch and ask a lot of questions and read a lot of stuff regarding processes while working there. I'm also sure things have changed a bit since I worked in one, but the basics probably have remained the same.
 
*NOW* she's scared.

Just when her crying and sympathy fishing causes a spike in views and ad revenue. NOW she's scared.

LOL ya ok.
 
Blathersnake said:
Not to power level here.. But I used to work in a funeral home. If she were to have a viewing or a open casket funeral. The clothing provided would be cut in the back, there would be no other way around that. She would need extra embalming fluids and a specialty casket would have to be ordered.

Cremating her wouldn't make it any easier. First you would need a big enough retort that can hold a body that size, if the funeral home does not have one, they would need to call around to other crematoriums to find one that can. They would also have to order a large enough cremation container and the cremation would need to take place first thing in the morning.

As a side, her body would be treated with the upmost care and respect. We never made fun, laughed at or really talked about a decedent or their bodies in any negative way what so ever.

** I was not a funeral director so please don't take what I say as gospel. I did watch and ask a lot of questions and read a lot of stuff regarding processes while working there. I'm also sure things have changed a bit since I worked in one, but the basics probably have remained the same.
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It's been mentioned maybe her body would have to be chopped into pieces to be cremated, is that true? Not that it matters since it's all going to the same place but if she had loved ones they might care.
 
Dog Prom 3D said:
Jesus, I'm imagining the poor funeral director and his staff trying to cram Amber into pants. Putting toothpaste back in the tube would be less of a Godless endeavor. Perhaps Amber can buy a pretty blanket that can be wrapped around her nethers like she does at home when she doesn't want to wear pants.
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Cramberlynn has a fun ring to it.
 
497 said:
It's been mentioned maybe her body would have to be chopped into pieces to be cremated, is that true? Not that it matters since it's all going to the same place but if she had loved ones they might care.
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That is something I never witnessed or heard spoke of. The place I worked at was able to accommodate larger bodies. I can ask some funeral directors I'm still close too and get back to you on that one.
 
Haesindang Park said:
I'm just gonna say she'll reach 600 pounds before the end of this year. Next year is pretty morbid. (Some :powerlevel: content. As a healthcare worker, people like Amberlynn are actually common in hospitals these days. Patients are younger and fatter statistically speaking and they are presented with obesity related issues and some are presented with injury. Had come across a morbidly obese patient who broke her ankle just by standing up from her bed and decided it would be a good idea to go to Cheesecake Factory after getting a cast on her ankle despite her physician suggesting her to lose weight.)
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i dont like making predictions about cows but it really is a miracle that she hasnt seriously injured her legs/feet/ankle at this point. at that size i feel like it can't take much of a wrong move to seriously strain or break some part of your body supporting you.

barring some serious injury or health disaster i think it's inevitable she'll hit 600 by at least the spring.
 
I think that speaks to how immobile she is, honestly. There hasn't been much opportunity for accidents because she hardly moves at all
 
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