Now I'm scared... 11/3/2018

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Heard it from the cow herself, you guis. You can't diagnose her because it puts her in a bad head space!
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Her hand looks like a damned catchers mitt next to her already gigantic face.
Do you think that with all of the money that she's spent on trash and food she could have had enough to put a down payment on her own house?

At least a double wide in Kentucky for sure.
 
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Omg it literally looks like a shit smear on her knuckles now
 
Heard it from the cow herself, you guis. You can't diagnose her because it puts her in a bad head space!
:story:
yeah so instead of going to the hospital now for a good reason we are going to go Christmas shopping at Wommart. The rate she is going she wont make it to Christmas.

And honestly Becky can go get a damn job while shes there and buy her own family shit for christmas. Was so nice of Necky to buy something for AL with AL's money.
 
"I'm not gonna (like,) try them on tonight, because, uhm, I wanna wait until tomorrow I think." more like because getting dressed twice today was more exercise than you've had in the last week otherwise, but ok. Also, haute is pronounced HOTE, not hot, for the love of god.

Haute cash = excuse to go to Cheesecake Factory.

It was interesting to hear Becky sort of stand up to her about the journals. I wonder if that’s why it became a deleted-but-used-anyway clip.


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Omg it literally looks like a shit smear on her knuckles now

I thought it was a bruise from fighting off the Binge Monster.
 
The scrunchies are a smart choice. She will still be able to wear them no matter how fat she gets.
 
It's a weird choice of thumbnail, too. That expression doesn't look scared to me at all; it's sly and self-satisfied.
 
Yeah, I was curious about that. Probs an auto-generated youtube thumbnail. She's never going to bring in the big bucks with that kind of thumbnail. We need tears, squinty eyes and snot to really rake in the views, Amber. Business 101
 
I'm sure being 555 pounds with a BMI of a 100 and no salad or vegetables in sight her heart is 100% fine.

And she won't go through with any of the tests needed to check her heart since it means taking her shirt off for the ekg.
 
I think those scrunchies are just another distraction away from the fact that she is destroying her health and appearance by overeating. Just like the earrings and bows and all that jazz. I feel like it’s not really helpful in this situation, she should actually do some work and lose weight before she rewards herself with something non-edible. I am not saying she shouldn’t feel pretty when losing weight but at the moment it is like coating a turd with sprinkles.
 
No, no, no. Don't be scared, AL. Mama needs more content. Eat, eat, rest. You're not 600 lbs. yet. You're fine. You can stand. You're fine. Let's go get some orange chicken.
 
Her hands look like she’s in a bare knuckle fight club.
 
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