KR North Korea Megathread - Dear Leader and his shenanigans

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There's so much news about North Korea right now and what Un is doing, I got a suggestion for a NK megathread, so here it is. Post the world's greatest nation's antics here. I'm merging a few of the more recent threads to continue discussion.



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https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/south-korea-planning-war-decapitation-132232777.html

South Korean President Moon Jae-in has pushed for a new plan for a rapid war with North Korea and an overhaul of the country's defense industry to overwhelm and crush the North's government, the South Korean newspaper The Chosun Ilbo reported Tuesday.

Moon took office in May promising to attempt to engage diplomatically with North Korea and seek peace, but in the months since, the North has provoked the international community with missile tests at a blistering pace.

For some time, South Korea has been training a "decapitation force," reportedly with the help of the US Navy's SEAL Team 6, but now an increasingly bold North Korea may demand quicker action.

South Korea's new plan identifies more than 1,000 targets for precision missile fires and sites for marines to drop in and quickly kill North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, the paper reported.

The plan represents a more independent version of South Korea's current plan, which relies on support from US aircraft carriers. As it stands, no major military commander recommends military action against North Korea, which has a staggering array of conventional — and potentially nuclear — weapons pointed at Seoul, where 26 million call home.

But South Korea's new plan to quickly and decisively dominate the North relies on reforming the defense-acquisition process and cutting out wasteful spending to wield the full might of its economic dominance against Pyongyang, according to the report. For that reason, don't expect the plan to take effect anytime soon.
 
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So how long is it gonna be until Kim fixes the North Korea problem by accidentally nuking himself?
 
Varg Did Nothing Wrong said:
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Did they have to animate the death throes?
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It's amazing how far they had to go just because they couldn't hold back, at least that's how I see why they do these scenes.
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Did you know a English version exists? Well it does, and it's got some familiar VA's behind it! Though they probably cut out stuff like that scene anyway.

So much fucking porn of the one fox character.
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It's ironic when you consider if someone did that back home, they would not be alive today!

What is with furries and their obsession with foxes specifically
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Who knows. Always has to be some exotic canid species.

AnOminous said:
Blame Disney's Robin Hood.
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And yet I'm sure nobody in the DPRK is aware of this!

XYZpdq said:
One of the first couple of episodes depicts how to strangle the imperialist running dog lackeys with the helmet straps too.

As for the porn, iirc 4chan /co/ found out about the episode where they show Americans depicted as super buff wolf guys and the fox chick, and decided to make porn of it en masse.
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The irony is that the series is 32 episodes long as those guys only started popping up around episode 29-30. Didn't take long to catch up I suppose, though this series as been around since 1977.
 
So the North/South Korea talks went well, apparently:
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/01/09/nor...agree-to-resolve-issues-through-dialogue.html

Thing that got me though is this little comment from one of our favorite fat despot's men
"North Korea's weapons are only aimed at the United States, not our brethren, China or Russia,"
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I love how he's leaving out the US's biggest allies out of that statement, as if Australia, the UK, Canada or Japan wouldn't be affected when they decide to drop the nukes on the US *coughbullshitcough*.
 
Jewelsmakerguy said:
I love how he's leaving out the US's biggest allies out of that statement, as if Australia, the UK, Canada or Japan wouldn't be affected when they decide to drop the nukes on the US *coughbullshitcough*.
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Well they threatened the Aussies earlier and they just said 'lol bring it on mate', We know where their embassy is thanks to that episode where they sent goons around to threaten a London barber for insulting Fatboy's barnet, the Canadians aren't going to do shit with Cuckdeau in office, but Japan? That is kind of funny. I guess the missiles flying over their territory is threats enough.
 
CWCissey said:
Well they threatened the Aussies earlier and they just said 'lol bring it on mate', We know where their embassy is thanks to that episode where they sent goons around to threaten a London barber for insulting Fatboy's barnet, the Canadians aren't going to do shit with Cuckdeau in office, but Japan? That is kind of funny. I guess the missiles flying over their territory is threats enough.
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Canada barely has an army to begin with, but with Justin, I'm surprised he hasn't disbanded it and put all the money on pointless shit like weed taxing. I can't wait for the 2019 Federal election, but I'm almost 50% certain it'll just be Cuckstin again.

Still Japan in particular is what got me with that statement. Especially after all the bluster they went on about during 2017 about "putting them in their place" and turning them to ashes. I guess you're right regarding the tests being enough if that's the angle they're going for now.
 
North Koreas recent declaration concerning the olympic games sorta reminds me of Ping Pong Diplomacy.
Use a sports event to iron out political issues and building somewhat of a peaceful relation upon that.
Might be a turning point after Un finally got somewhat close to having a nuclear arsenal.
 
RomanesEuntDomus said:
North Koreas recent declaration concerning the olympic games sorta reminds me of Ping Pong Diplomacy.
Use a sports event to iron out political issues and building somewhat of a peaceful relation upon that.
Might be a turning point after Un finally got somewhat close to having a nuclear arsenal.
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There's that hope. As simple as it seems, there's always a chance.
 
Trilby said:
There's that hope. As simple as it seems, there's always a chance.
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I really doubt it'll be the end of the ongoing fight, seeing as military drills between the US and South Korea are simply delayed and not outright canceled. That and the 80th anniversary of Best Korea's founding is in September.

I mean the Olympics is a start, but if America and their allies can keep their mouths shut long enough, we could be getting somewhere. I mean I know it's :optimistic: as fuck at this point, but we can always dream.
 
Jewelsmakerguy said:
I really doubt it'll be the end of the ongoing fight, seeing as military drills between the US and South Korea are simply delayed and not outright canceled. That and the 80th anniversary of Best Korea's founding is in September.

I mean the Olympics is a start, but if America and their allies can keep their mouths shut long enough, we could be getting somewhere. I mean I know it's :optimistic: as fuck at this point, but we can always dream.
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"Could be getting somewhere"

And where would that be? They are not going to disarm their nuclear weapons. They are totally dependent on China's aid, and will continue being an enemy. There will be no "reconciliation" as it serves no one interests.

Furthermore, North Korea has historically oscillated between actively threatening the South and then cooperating on joint ventures - all in the effort to cajole aid from the west. This is nothing new.
 
RadicalCentrist said:
"Could be getting somewhere"

And where would that be? They are not going to disarm their nuclear weapons. They are totally dependent on China's aid, and will continue being an enemy. There will be no "reconciliation" as it serves no one interests.

Furthermore, North Korea has historically oscillated between actively threatening the South and then cooperating on joint ventures - all in the effort to cajole aid from the west. This is nothing new.
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What I mean is less "complete nuclear disarmment", which will never happen unless the US and their allies bomb the joint or they fuck up on their own and awaken their supervolcano, and more "Less likely to get bombed to hell by a fat manchild with deteriorating mental facilities who thinks he has something to prove". People at least want these talks to continue, and that was kind of the point of the last post I made- the more talks, the less likely there'll be all-out war, nukes or no.
 
The North Korean government has launched a new beer with an "exclusive" recipe after leader Kim Jong-un lambasted the quality of imported lager from its neighbours in the South.

The regime's Taedonggang Brewing Company said the beer uses wheat instead of barley, which "is better in terms of its taste and smell".

State-run newspaper Rodong Sinmun says the brew has "already gained positive reviews from North Korean citizens".

Barley is generally the standard grain used in brewing beer.

However, malted grains including wheat, rye and oats are also often used, particularly by craft brewers in the West.

The newspaper said the new mixture has been created as part of a "round-the-clock battle" to make North Koreans' lives "more enjoyable".

The standard of living in the kingdom is among the lowest in the world thanks to a decades-long economic isolation from nearly all the entire developed world.

Taedonggang began work on the barley beer back in the 2000s after Kim Jong-un complained about the standard of the lager that was coming from South Korea, Chosun Ilbo reported back in 2015. The site quoted the dictator as saying South Korean beer was "really tasteless".

The two most popular brands of beer in South Korea are the lagers Cass and Hite. Western visitors to the nation often remark that the drinks have little depth of flavour.

Taedonggang had hoped to launch the new drink at the Pyongyang Beer Festival last July. However, the event was cancelled after reports of a drought in the country.

The new brew has hit the shelves just as the opening ceremony for the Winter Olympics approaches. The sporting extravaganza is being hosted in South Korea and has given rise to a thawing of tensions between the two nations, who are entering a combined team in the ice hockey ebent.

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has previously gone on record to describe his enjoyment of drinking beer. However, his government banned drinking and singing parties in an attempt to stifle loose tongues uttering dissent in the wake of crippling UN sanctions, according to South Korean spies.

The intelligence briefing was reported by South Korean news agency Yonhap in November 2017. The spies told lawmakers in Seoul that Kim was calling time on boozy parties as disgruntlement among the populace was growing.

"[Pyongyang] has devised a system whereby party organs report people's economic hardships on a daily basis, and it has banned any gatherings related to drinking, singing and other entertainment and is strengthening control of outside information," the spooks told parliament.
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Is Best Korea's Beer the Best Beer?
 
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