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https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/la...aun-sex-nazi-germany-sex-life-thomas-lundmark

Hitler NEVER had SEX with wife Eva Braun 'due to rare genital condition'


HITLER never had sex with his wife Eva Braun because she had a rare vaginal condition, according to shocking new evidence.


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NARROW: The professor claims Eva's vagina had a rare condition that made sex agony (Pic: GETTY)

Professor Thomas Lundmark, who has completed an authoritative biography of Braun’s life, said she likely suffered from Mayer-Rokitansky-Küster-Hauser (MRKH) syndrome.

The rare condition occurs when an unborn baby fails to fully develop a reproductive system, leaving them with little or no uterus and a vaginal canal that can be short, narrow or totally missing.

People with untreated MRKH say it makes sex agonising and many seek surgical intervention – including Eva Braun.


The professor said: “There’s really no question about it. She was operated on for a narrow vagina.

The testimony of others who knew Braun personally sheds further light on the nature of her relationship with the Nazi kingpin.

During a trip to Rome, Eva confessed to her translator, the Nazi diplomat Eugen Dollmann, that she had no physical intimacy with Hitler.

According to Dollmann’s memoir, she said: “Mission, mission, mission is all he knows. The very idea of physical contact would mean contamination of his mission.

“Many times watching the sunrise together he has confessed to me that he can only love Germany.

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PLATONIC: Eva and Hitler are said to have had a non-physical relationship (Pic: GETTY)

“There’s really no question about it. She was operated on for a narrow vagina” Professor Thomas Lundmark

“The youth of Germany, who look up to him as an example, shouldn’t have to be disappointed by sordid love stories, for then they would lose trust in the cause.”

In Professor Lundmark’s view, there’s no cause to doubt Dollmann’s testimony – especially since it makes for a less salacious story.

He added: “Dollmann had no reason to make this stuff up.”

The professor also cites Hitler’s personal physician, Dr Karl Brandt, and two of his secretaries, Gertraud Junge and Christa Schroeder, who dismissed any notion that there was a sexual relationship with Braun.

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RARE: Eva allegedly had Mayer-Rokitansky-Küster-Hauser (MRKH) syndrome (Pic: GETTY)

The Berghof’s caretaker, Herbert Döhring, said on camera: “There is no evidence. We — my wife — could not find anything at all, nor could the chambermaids, no one, not even the servants could ever find anything.

“My wife was always so curious — she would inspect the laundry when Hitler had left. Nothing, nothing, nothing.”

Even Hitler himself, in his last will and testament, suggests a platonic relationship when he credits Braun for “many years of faithful friendship”.

The only mention he makes of love is of love for his people.

Professor Lundmark said: “There’s no person close to Eva who contended that they had a romantic relationship, not even her parents.

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SHIELD: The prof said Hitler used Eva as a “shield” from speculation about his personal life (Pic: GETTY)

“She never told anybody that, that there’s any record of. So the likelihood of them having any intimacy is basically nil.”

The prof said Hitler used Eva as a “shield” from speculation about his personal life.

He concluded: “She literally lived for Hitler and he used her.”

Hitler and Eva married in the bunker of the Reichstag in 1945, shortly before they killed themselves.

Professor Lundmark’s book Eva Braun: Her Life and Times: 1912-1945 is available on Amazon.

I bet you thought the 'rare genital condition' was Hilter's mono-ball
 
How long till we can read up on him being a Proto Bernie-Bro or gamergator?
With the shitshow that is gamergate and how autistic are the people on both sides who still don't let it die, I would imagine happening.

About being a bernie-bros, I remember reading tards in the internet who unironically think that nationalsocialism and nationalsindicalism are left wing because they don't like the economic system of these ideology, so it wouldn't surprise me.
 
My nigga Hitler was getting his dick sucked on the regular. Deal with it.

Yeah, this is just a see thru attack at males, trying to simplify an incredibly complex issue. Why don't we mention FDR was a cripple? I mean hot wheels and his failed great deal and dragging us into a war selling guns, probably because he can't walk right?

I think stuff like this is showing something that makes me laugh and scared. The people who write this stuff want to shame Hitler, but are so FUCKING stupid, they don't know how to insult hitler with out going lol no sex. When you are so dumb you can't make a legit counter point towards a man who blew up 2 conteients reaping death everywhere... and society will soon not know why he was bad but lol dry dick.

That's how you get a new Hitler.
 
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Next they'll be claiming my main man Kim Jong-Un isn't getting puss on the regular.

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Here's an article on eight different women who tried to get in Hitler's pants, may have succeeded, and killed themselves as a result.

And the British plot to turn Hitler into a woman by injecting oestrogen into his carrots.
 
Fredrick the Great, perhaps the person Hitler admired the most, also had the same reputation for no sexual urges

But somehow I doubt modern historians will try to claim Hitler was a fag unlike they do with the Prussian king
...What?
"allegedly"

Yeah, pardon my scepticism over this. And so what if they bonked or not? This article is clearly trying to imply that Hilter was a 'secret' gay with their little jab about him maybe using Eva Braun as a beard. The media love using secret gay as a GOTCHA! insult (Like a brimstone bible thumper who likes it up the duff) but simultaneously keep saying being gay is so noble and brave so which is it?Demeaning and insulting or noble and brave?
The answer is that is that it's whichever fit the current phase of the narrative
 
How did Hitler contract syphilis if he was an incel? Contracting STD is predicated on having sex.
 
So you're saying that women are morally obligated to bed weirdos and white supremacists to avoid World War 2-like events? If so, that's good news for the poster below.
 
If that's the case wouldn't this give fundies/homophobes fuel to hate LGBT+++'s even more? Or will this people start a new trend like on every Hitler picture there's a #NotAllLGBTQ's?

Just once I want to see an LGBTQIAPRSTUVWXYZ activist go to bat for Hitler.

So you're saying that women are morally obligated to bed weirdos and white supremacists to avoid World War 2-like events? If so, that's good news for the poster below.

Adolf Hitler was right about many of these things but unfortunately never managed to understand the problem the way I did – had he been given a chance to do so he might still be alive.
 
Not a lot of supporting evidence as to the medical conditions, and then evidence based on speculation and heresay, but the really interesting part of the article is that is is congruent with the world view that Hitler tried to convey to the German people as an almost messianic figure.

He wanted to project this man who would be servant and slave only to the will of his beloved Germany, as such he did a lot to project himself as a humble person, someone who loved children, his people, and animals, and someone who was not sexually motivated. So much to the point that his actual relationship with Eva Braun remained a hidden secret for most of the early years of the 3rd Reich, and then there was also Geli Raubal before here, who all evidence points to the fact he was knocking her off even though she was his niece. She was also kept an open secret, until she tried to get married to Hitler's chauffeur and being told no and realizing she was never going to have a normal life, shot herself.

Eva Braun also tried to off herself, because Hitler wouldn't commit to a public relationship but failed.

Now whether or not they were knocking ends 24/7 really doesn't matter, they most likely had some form of sexual relationship, and even if Eva Braun couldn't take the D for too long, the article is discounting the fact that at the age of 45, and on some of the medication he was on might not have been as able to perform as often as either of them would like.
 
The Daily Star is another garbage paper read by people who are too stingey to buy a copy of the Sun. It's a gossip mag for blokes.

The Berghof’s caretaker, Herbert Döhring, said on camera: “There is no evidence. We — my wife — could not find anything at all, nor could the chambermaids, no one, not even the servants could ever find anything.

“My wife was always so curious — she would inspect the laundry when Hitler had left. Nothing, nothing, nothing.”

Okay, this bit right here is weirder than Hitler and Braun's supposed lack of intimacy. How underwhelming does your life have to be that you go looking for splooge stains on your employers' sheets?
 
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Next they'll be claiming my main man Kim Jong-Un isn't getting puss on the regular.

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Here's an article on eight different women who tried to get in Hitler's pants, may have succeeded, and killed themselves as a result.

And the British plot to turn Hitler into a woman by injecting oestrogen into his carrots.

Why didn’t the British just kill Hitler instead of messing with his hormones?
 
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