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https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/la...aun-sex-nazi-germany-sex-life-thomas-lundmark

Hitler NEVER had SEX with wife Eva Braun 'due to rare genital condition'


HITLER never had sex with his wife Eva Braun because she had a rare vaginal condition, according to shocking new evidence.


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NARROW: The professor claims Eva's vagina had a rare condition that made sex agony (Pic: GETTY)

Professor Thomas Lundmark, who has completed an authoritative biography of Braun’s life, said she likely suffered from Mayer-Rokitansky-Küster-Hauser (MRKH) syndrome.

The rare condition occurs when an unborn baby fails to fully develop a reproductive system, leaving them with little or no uterus and a vaginal canal that can be short, narrow or totally missing.

People with untreated MRKH say it makes sex agonising and many seek surgical intervention – including Eva Braun.


The professor said: “There’s really no question about it. She was operated on for a narrow vagina.

The testimony of others who knew Braun personally sheds further light on the nature of her relationship with the Nazi kingpin.

During a trip to Rome, Eva confessed to her translator, the Nazi diplomat Eugen Dollmann, that she had no physical intimacy with Hitler.

According to Dollmann’s memoir, she said: “Mission, mission, mission is all he knows. The very idea of physical contact would mean contamination of his mission.

“Many times watching the sunrise together he has confessed to me that he can only love Germany.

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PLATONIC: Eva and Hitler are said to have had a non-physical relationship (Pic: GETTY)

“There’s really no question about it. She was operated on for a narrow vagina” Professor Thomas Lundmark

“The youth of Germany, who look up to him as an example, shouldn’t have to be disappointed by sordid love stories, for then they would lose trust in the cause.”

In Professor Lundmark’s view, there’s no cause to doubt Dollmann’s testimony – especially since it makes for a less salacious story.

He added: “Dollmann had no reason to make this stuff up.”

The professor also cites Hitler’s personal physician, Dr Karl Brandt, and two of his secretaries, Gertraud Junge and Christa Schroeder, who dismissed any notion that there was a sexual relationship with Braun.

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RARE: Eva allegedly had Mayer-Rokitansky-Küster-Hauser (MRKH) syndrome (Pic: GETTY)

The Berghof’s caretaker, Herbert Döhring, said on camera: “There is no evidence. We — my wife — could not find anything at all, nor could the chambermaids, no one, not even the servants could ever find anything.

“My wife was always so curious — she would inspect the laundry when Hitler had left. Nothing, nothing, nothing.”

Even Hitler himself, in his last will and testament, suggests a platonic relationship when he credits Braun for “many years of faithful friendship”.

The only mention he makes of love is of love for his people.

Professor Lundmark said: “There’s no person close to Eva who contended that they had a romantic relationship, not even her parents.

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SHIELD: The prof said Hitler used Eva as a “shield” from speculation about his personal life (Pic: GETTY)

“She never told anybody that, that there’s any record of. So the likelihood of them having any intimacy is basically nil.”

The prof said Hitler used Eva as a “shield” from speculation about his personal life.

He concluded: “She literally lived for Hitler and he used her.”

Hitler and Eva married in the bunker of the Reichstag in 1945, shortly before they killed themselves.

Professor Lundmark’s book Eva Braun: Her Life and Times: 1912-1945 is available on Amazon.

I bet you thought the 'rare genital condition' was Hilter's mono-ball
 
Yeah, yeah, Hitler/Napoleon/Stalin/whoever can be totally explained in light of this or that one single fact. Unlike the people you encounter in real life, historical figures are simple and one-dimensional.
 
Fredrick the Great, perhaps the person Hitler admired the most, also had the same reputation for no sexual urges

But somehow I doubt modern historians will try to claim Hitler was a fag unlike they do with the Prussian king
 
I remember reading somewhere that speculated that Adolf was banging Mrs Goebbels on the side while he was ruling Germany. It would help explain how desperately she wanted him to live and escape when they were all trapped in the bunker with the Soviets getting closer by the hour, and why he gave her his own golden party pin as a farewell present.
 
"allegedly"

Yeah, pardon my scepticism over this. And so what if they bonked or not? This article is clearly trying to imply that Hilter was a 'secret' gay with their little jab about him maybe using Eva Braun as a beard. The media love using secret gay as a GOTCHA! insult (Like a brimstone bible thumper who likes it up the duff) but simultaneously keep saying being gay is so noble and brave so which is it?Demeaning and insulting or noble and brave?
 
Why would it even matter? It's not like a sudden revelation in the present changes the past.

' In recent news Adolf Hitler might have been gay the whole time. Upon this speculative assumption millions of previously dead jews came back to life and all neo-nazis are gay by proxy.'
 
Everything written about Hitler's sex life seems awefully spiteful and usually just meant to make him look like a sicko or a loony.
There was this story that Hitler had a piss fetish that he lived out with his niece, there's rumors about him being gay, now he's an incel and Eva Braun having a micro-cunt or whatever.

How long till we can read up on him being a Proto Bernie-Bro or gamergator?
 
Who gives a shit?

If all of the stories about Hitler are true, he is a one-balled asexual who is a homosexual who fucked his niece and just so happens to like getting pissed on.

Sounds like a typical fetlife member.
 
I remember reading somewhere that speculated that Adolf was banging Mrs Goebbels on the side while he was ruling Germany. It would help explain how desperately she wanted him to live and escape when they were all trapped in the bunker with the Soviets getting closer by the hour, and why he gave her his own golden party pin as a farewell present.

Did she go with him to Argentina? I'm in this for the drama.
 
I remember reading somewhere that speculated that Adolf was banging Mrs Goebbels on the side while he was ruling Germany. It would help explain how desperately she wanted him to live and escape when they were all trapped in the bunker with the Soviets getting closer by the hour, and why he gave her his own golden party pin as a farewell present.

Hitler was also courting Winifred Williams Wagner, the widow of the son of opera composer Richard Wagner. Whether they had sex is an open question.
 
Fredrick the Great, perhaps the person Hitler admired the most, also had the same reputation for no sexual urges

But somehow I doubt modern historians will try to claim Hitler was a fag unlike they do with the Prussian king

"The most beautiful girl or woman in the world would be a matter of indifference to me, but tall soldiers—they are my weakness"

Yeah that doesn't sound remotely gay at all.
 
Great, one more piece of evidence that powerful leaders have shitty sex lives. I guess all those supermodels I bang every weekend mean I'm never gonna get elected to anything...
 
If that is true of Eva Braun that makes her intersex. Can't wait to see her on an LGBTQI poster of historical figures
 
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