Nintendo Switch (Currently Plagued) - Here we shit post about the new Nintendo console, The Switch

[starborn427614]

@Jonah Hill poster Brothership has some good things going for it (with arguably the best endgame in the series), but it's like 20 hours too long for a Mario & Luigi title. If it were cut in half you'd probably get a lot more people putting it on their GOTY 2024 lists.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Why is Xenoblade Chronicles X Switch port not listed on Amazon yet? Is this like a LimitedRun Games type thing? Mario Party Jamboree goes up and down in price too I noticed. One time it was regular 59.99 then it jumped to 75.00

 

[Mr Processor]

I bought Super Mario Wonder and a Dead or Alive: Xtreme Volleyball Scarlet and I spent more time watching videos of gameplay than actually playing them. If I recall, Wonder was one of the best game of 2023.

Really it should be " Dead or Alive: Xtreme BlackJack Scarlet" since that seems to be what I play the most in it.

 

[whatever I feel like]

Another Nintendo internal leak happened earlier this week. This time it was iQue internal e-mails. Highlights are as follows:

iQue was making a GameCube emulator for Wii U in 2013.
The codename for Switch Virtual Console was Clipper, as in when it was still piecemeal games, possibly part of the original NSO plans.
iQue was actually managing NES and N64 emulation for it.
They had online support, as well as a fun mode where 4 players automatically swap controllers after a set interval.
It was definitely worked on in 2016 and 2017, and then canned possibly when NSO's retro games offering was announced to be revamped.
It was worked on by NERD, M2 and iQue.
NERD has maybe a N64 emulator codenamed Mushi (fits alongside the Hanafuda theme).
It uses software rendering.
Nintendo introduced iQue to Panasonic Vietnam in 2018.
Nintendo wanted for either September 2019 (or 2018?) to give them the custody of N64 emulation.

 

[Calandrino]

"14% Horse riding" -- I am amused that this is a genre in the system

What are the finest Horse ride-em-ups on Switch?

 

[Two Dollars]

"14% Horse riding" -- I am amused that this is a genre in the system

What are the finest Horse ride-em-ups on Switch?

Does Pocket Card Jockey count?

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Ok apparently Amazon and Nintendo have bad blood

 

[Betonhaus]

Ok apparently Amazon and Nintendo have bad blood

Is there something in particular you're referring to?

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

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Is there something in particular you're referring to?

I said I noticed Nintendo games aren't avaliable on their site to preorder or if they are they're outrageously priced and from store sellers, not Amazon themselves. Apparently there's something about Amazon wanted to lower prices and Nintendo got the lawyers and said no.

 

[Betonhaus]

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I said I noticed Nintendo games aren't avaliable on their site to preorder or if they are they're outrageously priced and from store sellers, not Amazon themselves. Apparently there's something about Amazon wanted to lower prices and Nintendo got the lawyers and said no.

I think Nintendo said they were putting in mechanisms to prevent scalpers from buying their entire inventory of games. Maybe that's related.

 

[Lone MacReady II]

Would it be fair to "assume" Switch 2 will be backwards compatible? If so, I'm probably gonna sell my switch soon, all I'm keeping are unicorn overlord, super mario RPG, and Metroid Prime remastered.

 

[FatMan]

Would it be fair to "assume" Switch 2 will be backwards compatible? If so, I'm probably gonna sell my switch soon, all I'm keeping are unicorn overlord, super mario RPG, and Metroid Prime remastered.

Yep. Furukawa confirmed it awhile back on X.

https://x.com/NintendoCoLtd/status/1853972163033968794

 

[X Prime]

I was convinced until Princess Peach wanting us to smell her armpits. This shit is fake.

I regret to inform you that this is completely on-brand for Japanese degens these days and therefore should not be used as a barometer for, shall we say, truthiness.

The ones pointing out no negros in the ads are correct.

 

[Lone MacReady II]

Yep. Furukawa confirmed it awhile back on X.

https://x.com/NintendoCoLtd/status/1853972163033968794

Yes.

I await Metroid Prime 4 with a smile then, and I hope that Austin becoming the Commiefornia of Texas over the last 10 years hasn't nigger'd Retro into post-modern status...

 

[X Prime]

Past Retro: Explained to Japanese devs what a bounty hunter is.

Current-Year Retro: May or may not subscribe to Samus being a troon.

God help us all.

 

[Lone MacReady II]

Praying they remember the dark years and try to avoid the same pitfalls... praying.

 

[Gravemind]

Past Retro: Explained to Japanese devs what a bounty hunter is.

Current-Year Retro: May or may not subscribe to Samus being a troon.

God help us all.

Praying they remember the dark years and try to avoid the same pitfalls... praying.
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Are you guys just being paranoid because of the [current state] of "social awareness" or is there any actual basis in this?

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Nintendo Switch 2 motherboard with NVIDIA SoC leaks out

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

Call me an optimistic fag but I've seen leaks going back to the OG xbox days and I think this is a bait and switch (2).

 

[NerdShamer]

Past Retro: Explained to Japanese devs what a bounty hunter is.

Source on this?