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I guess I'm a little surprised they didn't port the enhanced 3DS ports of Good Feel's games to Switch, but maybe Crafted World flopped. It'd be cool if Nintendo could at least salvage Star Fox Zero if we aren't getting a new entry any time soon.

Color Splash would be an easy port. May as well do Super Paper Mario while they're at it. I'm curious how they'd butcher those, who thought Color Splash could get worse :story:


I like to be that guy, some censorship is good.
Oh man, it sure would suck if the lack of a second screen forced them to fi.....errr.....rework those Star Fox controlls.
 
Oh man, it sure would suck if the lack of a second screen forced them to fi.....errr.....rework those Star Fox controlls.
That’s honestly what I am looking foward to the most. By nature of being on the Switch they have to fix what I would consider a critical design issues with X that I will always contend doomed it’s playability.

Because I don’t think ‘you can only use the map really while docked’ will sit well with people.

Honestly I like Monolith but frequently their game playability seems like it was designed by a literal retard.
 
Its not really the last big game, there's still Woolly World. And, uh... do they actually own Art Academy or just publish it? I guess there's whatever clay Kirby was called. Geez, it really is slim pickins now, isn't it. Nintendoland and Punchout (Wii) are both good games but heavily motion-centric. From late Wii era there is also the two other Project Rainfall games but the switch is already swimming in JRPGs, I don't think they'd make a smash even though that one beast flesh game at least looked pretty good. For Wii era there's also Galaxy 2 but since its highly likely 3D Mario launches with Switch 2 I don't think they want to do two in one year.
Woolly World they would have port the 3ds stuff over if I had to guess, could still see it happening however. Only reason think this didn't happen yet was because Switch also got a Yoshi game early on.
Kirby would need touch screen controls to work, are some switch games that are portable only but not sure if any of them come from Nintendo. Art Academy same deal.
Punchout wii can be played with nes style controls, also was one of the games that hit nvidia shield in China.

Games I could see them porting
Kirby: Triple Deluxe, Kirby: Planet Robobot or Kirby's Extra Epic Yarn
Zelda Wii U ports
Super Mario 3D Land (if they do a 3d all star vol 2)
Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance or one of the 3DS games
NES Remix collection
Wario Land: Shake It!

Honestly, expect remakes and remasters for the Switch until 2027.
 
I hate to be that guy but taking a fictional character seriously like that is retarded. Censorship is censorship.

I am not going to make this a loli vs anti debate, but this is a bad precedent.

Small things like this always lead to bigger things.
This change was made 9 year ago...

I guess the bigger things are that nintendo hasnt put any more 13 yr old underboob shots in their game since?
 
Oh man, it sure would suck if the lack of a second screen forced them to fi.....errr.....rework those Star Fox controlls.
I think we’ll sooner see a Star Fox 99 competitive multiplayer game than a rework of zero.

I can’t see zero selling well even if it got “fixed.”
 
And now, for the Nintendo news we've all been waiting for....
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False alarm, it looks like
 
"It's ok to jerk off to kid drawings, they're not real children. It's just fiction, you chud." - Clarence Big Boss
That's not what he was saying at all you disingenious retard.

This is a censorship issue and we have been seeing Japan get censored more and more due to western pressure, the Dragon Quest devs confirmed it. Let me remind you this game's demographic was made for shonen age, aka teens. Even Sims 3 and I think even 4 had a breast slider for teens too, that is the main demographic for those games. Girls play these games too, and want to make the characters look like them.

If it is stupid or weird then it should be mocked and laughed at not hidden by big daddy corportations because American puritanism is so afraid of a natural part of the human body. Not all cultures are so afraid of breasts that they have to censor it because they are worried they might find it sexy. If you are worried about being sexually attracted to 13 year old titties, then that is on you.
 
That's not what he was saying at all you disinegnious retard.

This is a censorship issue and we have been seeing Japan get censored more and more due to western pressure, the Dragon Quest devs confirmed it. Let me remind you this game's demographic was made for shonen age, aka teens. Even Sims 3 and I think even 4 had a breast slider for teens too, that is the main demographic for those games. Girls play these games too, and want to make the characters look like them.

If it is stupid or weird then it should be mocked and laughed at not hidden by big daddy corportations because American puritanism is so afraid of a natural part of the human body. Not all cultures are so afraid of breasts that they have to censor it because they are worried they might find it sexy.
Lol, cope.
 
I mean it's free for NSO members and I already have NSO, so might as well try it out 🤷‍♂️
Isn't this what people were clamoring for whenever Nintendo took down a music channel claiming they'd make a shitzillion dollars like many of the other things they claim would make them a shitzillion dollars in some capacity?
They were clamoring for soundtracks to be sold, not tied to a subscription service where they can remove them at any time.
 
They were clamoring for soundtracks to be sold, not tied to a subscription service where they can remove them at any time.
that's why I said in some capacity as I doubt that Nintendo would have actually sold thier music after they rolled NSO out without it being a giant monkey's paw like it is now, even more so the closer we reach to the current day.
 
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