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Try putting this image on your new alarm clock, Nintendo! This'll get them buying it in droves!
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I like how the nigress girl in the trailer wakes up super relaxed by the sound bing bing wahoo man destroying her ears. Alarm clocks in general suck, and those are not the sounds you want to hear when you wake you. Who asked for a retarded Nintendo alarm clock?
 
SmallKiwi said:
I like how the nigress girl in the trailer wakes up super relaxed by the sound bing bing wahoo man destroying her ears. Alarm clocks in general suck, and those are not the sounds you want to hear when you wake you. Who asked for a retarded Nintendo alarm clock?
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There are some very specific jingles I wouldn't mind mostly from the super nes era but I wouldn't want anything as bulky.

I don't think it would be a awful idea but it's a pre cellphone idea for sure. Do people buy actual alarm clocks anymore? Usually when I notice anything like that it is just a fancy dock for a phone that serves as the alarm clock.
 
Whiskey said:
There are some very specific jingles I wouldn't mind mostly from the super nes era but I wouldn't want anything as bulky.

I don't think it would be a awful idea but it's a pre cellphone idea for sure. Do people buy actual alarm clocks anymore? Usually when I notice anything like that it is just a fancy dock for a phone that serves as the alarm clock.
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Yeah, most people use their smartphones for alarm clocks. This product is a scam that costs 100 bucks. You can just download a Nintendo song off Youtube and put it on your phone as your alarm clock if your autistic enough for that. But I'm sure Nintenfags will eat this stuff up.
 
Versa Inglebard said:
Try putting this image on your new alarm clock, Nintendo! This'll get them buying it in droves!
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I'll need a pack of Wiimote socks to go with it.

Edit: FWIW, I have an digital alarm clock in my bedroom. Its useful to just look over and see the time whenever I want and more reliable than stupid phone bullshit+my own incompetence.
 
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Celebrate Nite said:
Nice try Nintendo, but too little too late. I already had a better alarm clock as a kid
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Hey I feel like I might've had that...or something very similar.

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Nintendo's testing some new feature for NSO. Sign-ups start tomorrow.
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Dreamcast? Maybe gameplay streaming? I'm pretty curious. It'd be nice if they improved the abysmal online play quality, and let you play with anyone, not just friends.
 
If this stupid clock is backed by Nintendo’s pretty amazing warranty (they have repaired way more incredibly damaged switch controllers than I want to admit) it might almost be worth it for when you launch it into the fucking sun every morning.
 
i don't mind waking up to the hyrule field song from ocarina of time, but knowing my wife she will manipulate it to be ridley's scream and his battle theme from fusion.
...holy shit 100 bucks and it needs an profile? fuck off.
 
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