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You’re saying every person with pronouns in their bio is a tranny? He‘s just a typical industry leftist (which is still bad, but not the same thing).
I don't want to speak for SSJ_Ness, but I think the point is that not everyone that lists pronouns is a tranny, but listing pronouns is absolutely tranny shit as it was adopted as a way to appease trannies who made a big fucking deal about people getting *their* pronouns wrong.

Men and women never had to specify they are men and women until trannies made it a fucking thing because they couldn't pass.
 
You’re saying every person with pronouns in their bio is a tranny? He‘s just a typical industry leftist (which is still bad, but not the same thing).
No, I'm saying it's exclusively tranny shit as a concept. It's playing into their ideology and signaling support for a dangerous and bizarre sex cult. Fuck anyone who dabbles in that shit, zero tolerance.
 
You know you could've just got the PC version, which has had some mod support over the years, right?
The PC version happens to be the one that I've played like 4 times already. I just wanted to see how it played on the Switch.
 
Gameplay trailer of Otogi Katsugeki Mameda no Bakeru, published by GoodFeel and a (Japan-only) Switch exclusive. Release date is set for fall November.
It's apparently developed with some former guys who used to work for Konami on the Goemon games.

Rayman Legends on a friend's OG Switch. It wasn't the worst thing ever, but that's not a good enough excuse to compel me to buy the Switch. Especially when emulating it is so easy.
I don't recall any particular issue with Rayman Legends on Switch, and I've played Origins & Legends on the Playstation Vita too around 2014-2015, which had a smaller screen. The Murphy levels played differently between the two consoles however (on Vita, the Globox character was moving on its own while I solely had to use the touchscreen and sometimes gyro to do things).

Also you shouldn't buy a console if there aren't at least five games that do catch your interest, regardless they're exclusives or not.
I also enjoy very much the versatility of the system which is something that cannot be emulated.
 
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=37nQ8DheBNMGameplay trailer of Otogi Katsugeki Mameda no Bakeru, published by GoodFeel and a (Japan-only) Switch exclusive. Release date is set for fall November.
It's apparently developed with some former guys who used to work for Konami on the Goemon games.
Oh good, I'm not the only baka gaijin talking about Bakeru. I''m woefully ignorant of the Goemon games beyond the original, but everything I've seen so far has got me excited. I'm glad Good-Feel is able to escape the undignified hell of making terrible yoshi games with this project, the company never deserved that awful fate.
Yeah, I'd say they're all really good. Emulate the original GBA game and that'll give you an idea of whether you like WarioWare.
I played the wii one ages ago but had a good time, does the most recent switch title hold up to that?
 
I played the wii one ages ago but had a good time, does the most recent switch title hold up to that?
It holds up. Also, WarioWare is a series that goes back and forth with control schemes; the most recent one is just left stick + one button but has the gimmick of you actually controlling a character in each microgame (so there are different characters who are better in different situations), while the upcoming game looks like it'll be a sequel to the Wii game specifically with its motion controls.
 
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Just got the Chaos Head 2 pack in. So far a pretty fun VN on Switch, very vibrant colors, audio is good, decent story, better than the anime. Despite being originally built for PC, it adapts to switch controls well.

Best part is the install: all on the card aside from a few MB worth of updates. That is gaming bitches, no bullshit.
 
Just a heads up Chaos Head Noah is censored on the switch. The only versions of Chaos Head Noah that aren't censored are the Xbox360 and the PS Vita versions of the game.
I've been told it's a bit different. It doesn't really feel Pozzed, though you might just be talking gore. Either way, I'm having fun rn.
 
Oh good, I'm not the only baka gaijin talking about Bakeru. I''m woefully ignorant of the Goemon games beyond the original, but everything I've seen so far has got me excited. I'm glad Good-Feel is able to escape the undignified hell of making terrible yoshi games with this project, the company never deserved that awful fate.
I'm following news of JP games and Mameda no Bakeru looks genuinely fun.
There are a few other games that caught my interest on Switch, before the end of this year, such as:
  • Star Ocean The Second Story R (I enjoyed the demo)
  • Super Mario RPG
  • the Switch port of Astilbra Revision
  • Metal Gear Solid Collection Vol.1 (assuming there are no unfortunate political-correctness changes)
  • Batman Arkham Trilogy
  • Koumajou Remilia Ⅱ: Stranger's Requiem (Touhou Castlevania doujin game)
  • TriggerHeart EXELICA (Switch remaster of an old Sega Dreamcast shmup)
The first half of 2024 has also a bunch of things:
  • Another Code Recollection
  • Shiren the Wanderer 6
  • Stray Children (from Onion Games, the same team of Moon and Black Bird)
  • Earth Defense Force World Brothers 2
  • Unicorn Overlord
  • Paper Mario RPG Thousand-Year Door remake
  • Apollo Justice Trilogy
  • Radirgy 2 (sequel of the JP-only Gamecube shmup, also contains the original title)
  • Madou Monogatari 4 (new Puyo Puyo RPG developed by Sting)

Gore and some sexual scenes are censored in both the Japanese and the English versions of the game due to the developers wanting to get a lower age rating I believe.
Japanese Switch of Chaos;Head was actually rated Z (the highest CERO rating which is the equivalent of 18+). But unlike the previous Playstation Vita version of the same rating, the Switch version is based on the PS3/PSP models that were rated D (17+). From I've heard, these toned-down versions especially affect several gruesome scenes in text.

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Left is Playstation Vita - Right is Nintendo Switch
The wife turned "mummy" (she's half-conscious while something is corrupting her very core) starts to feed on her child, but the descriptive line on cannibalism is removed in the Switch version.
But the next sentence where she completely breaks down (after the act), and gouge her eye(s) out with a knife to kill herself afterwards, is present on both versions.

The censorship here is pretty weird.

Chaos;Child which is the sequel on the same cartridge should be however fine.
But it's rather weird considering there are several Z-rated visual novels on the Nintendo Switch that doesn't shy away from the gore.
 
Shameless double-posting, but the Touch Detective trilogy is getting a global release for you English bros.


Between this, Ghost Trick, the entire Ace Attorney franchise and Another Code Recollection, I wouldn't be surprised if Hotel Dusk/Last Room and Tantei Jingouji Saburou (Jake Hunter in English) were to re-appear on Switch too.
 
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