Nintendo Switch (Currently Plagued) - Here we shit post about the new Nintendo console, The Switch

[Jordi El Nino Polla]

Mother fans get the rope.

Hey look, Mother fans are still unsatisfied. WHAT A SHOCK.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

I've never played Earthbound. Is it as good as everyone says it is?

It's fun if turn based RPGs are your thing.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Mario Kart 8 is Nintendos GTA V, except they actually don't rape your wallet and give decent content.

 

[Cantercoin]

ok adding in 48 new courses isn't too bad

 

[What the shit]

$25 for some remastered courses and it comes in waves? That's pretty gay.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Fuck Yes Xenoblade!

 

[Love Machine]

zelda chads felted, Xeno chads rise.

 

[ForgedBlades]

I've never played Earthbound. Is it as good as everyone says it is?

No. I'll sell you my CIB copy (with the stickers included, not that fake CIB shit) for $1,100 if you're interested.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

the only track i liked was choco mountain

 

[What the shit]

That's it? Well shit that was underwhelming to say the least.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Were Nintenfags expecting Zelda? Is there going to be a chimp out?

That's it? Well shit that was underwhelming to say the least.

I mean, isn't that what Directs are known for at this point?

 

[The Marauder]

Coconut Mall remake was the best announcement

 

[Love Machine]

Front mission, live a live, and a new XC game is pretty kino for me.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

They add 48 courses to Mario Kart 8, but these n-words can't even add a Western Land to Mario Party Superstars

 

[Marissa Moira]

Now then are people going to bitch about the Xenoblade 3 censorship?

 

[whatever I feel like]

Well lets see...

Kirby looks good but not sure if I will buy it
Splatoon 3 looks good, not buying it
Live A Live finally gets a western release, what? I thought we all thought that wasn't possible. (probably not buying it)
Laughing at Switch Sports holding back content.
NSO gets two games that should have been there from the very start.
Laughing at Mario Kart finally getting DLC courses about three years too late (tons of them, but what took so long?)
Holy shit, MLB The Show for Switch looks like a PS2 port. My God, its so bad, is this how Sony plans to get around MLB's multiplat requirements.
I am hype for XB3.

 

[whatever I feel like]

Now then are people going to bitch about the Xenoblade 3 censorship?

What censorship? I will if its there. I didn't like the admittedly minor censorship in 2 (or the obnoxious character renamings.)

 

[HexFag]

just came in here to say LIVE A LIVE FUCKING REMAKE HOLY SHIT. Also CC remaster is cool too. Hope they both come to PC.

 

[NerdShamer]

Lmao, they used the inferior Wii version of "The Force Unleashed" as the Switch port.

Mario Strikers! Unfortunately, it's not like nearly as stylish as the first.

Looks like the arenas are functionally the same, unfortunately.

 

[Marissa Moira]

What censorship? I will if its there. I didn't like the admittedly minor censorship in 2 (or the obnoxious character renamings.)

Everyone is very noticeably more conservatively dressed than 1 and 2.