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Guess who just speedran getting joycon drift? Me! Three months of light use any%. Top tier build quality that would make the Romans jealous.
Nintendo Switch (Currently Plagued) - Here we shit post about the new Nintendo console, The Switch
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what nintendo should have done is said "oh thanks for organizing and uploading our music, that's a bunch of work we don't have to do anymore. we're going to buy the channel from you, and then take ownership, change the name to "Nintendo Music" or something, and then run ads on it. There, music on youtube problem solved. Most people go to the GilvaSunner vids, so anyone with this music in their playlist or whatever would just continue to view the same videos, only now they're making Nintendo money in the background. And most importantly, they wouldn't be taking a massive shit all over this person who has never made a dime off of doing this stuff.
This shit just turns people away, I hope one day consoomers grow enough balls to put this company in the ground for being so transparently greedy and cruel, only to turn around and sell you games with this Disney veneer of happy ha ha family fun times.
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At least they didn't nuke the most important one.
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Chill out. It'll get re-upload somewhere else.
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A main point of consoomers is that they use material products to block out negative feelings. Nintendo needs to do something like what Blizzard Activision did and hide rapes and shit like that to even begin getting these people to stop consuming.
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It's one line today, and then a few more... then a few more. Surely you've seen how the inch has been stretched into a billion miles by now.
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I know, there always was and will be just one, and they've crossed it a thousand times by now.
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Hahahahahaha get wrecked, GilvaFaggot!
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I mean I know that, it's just lame and shitty behavior on the company's part.
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Joycons are so shit that Joycon drift is more of a case of "when" rather than "if".
And Nintendo are so retarded that they haven't made any design revisions. Despite the fact that one guy found a permanent fix using a piece of cardboard.
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Ah yes f zero the ip that nintendo didnt know it existed
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>When your controller is too fucking light, you need a flimsy piece of cardboard on the inside to apply pressure so it works correctly
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I have no doubts Nintendo has known the solution this whole time and just hasn't done anything, as to profit from increased controller sales. In any case, other manufacturers, and I'm sure Nintendo themselves, already put little pieces of foam inside their gamepads to apply pressure to components like the battery just to prevent them from falling out. So this kind of 'fix' is an existing thing, just not sure I've heard it done with joysticks specifically.>When your controller is too fucking light, you need a flimsy piece of cardboard on the inside to apply pressure so it works correctly
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They couldn't afford it at the time, Labo was coming out and they needed all their cardboard resources to go to that.>When your controller is too fucking light, you need a flimsy piece of cardboard on the inside to apply pressure so it works correctly
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Man that was just the gayest thing
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And there are people who own every labo configuration that they keep in a box waiting for the day for it to jump in value because some random youtuber in the far future will cover it and bring light to Nintendo's cardboard genius.
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I will admit, I bought the first two sets. The variety kit was actually fun, the robot was shit though. LABO was fun to build, but afterwards they just laid out on a shelf till I recycled it.
I remember bringing some friends over and we had fun with the fishing game.
I think LABO was sort of a one and done. The variety kit was the only worthwhile release from the thing. It had the same feeling as old Wii accessories in that it was dumb but it used the controllers well and were fun to have. The other titles were just boring singular games that did little to really make the cardboard or game worth it. Nintendo went big, and in doing so it restricted the charm of having little gimmicks that didn’t paint one as a complete tard decked out in their cardboard suit.
VR is probably the worst offender. VR already looks stupid, but attaching an elephant trunk or looking through a bird’s ass really cements the stupidity of it all. The only decent looking creation in that pack was the camera, which arguably could have been a cool pack in thing for something like Pokémon Snap and been seen as acceptable had Nintendo had the foresight.
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I could hardly find that image, the scene I viewed is removed from YouTube. I'm not sifting through that whole game to find one scene to prove you're wrong.
And how delusional. Half hearted compliment? She practically sucked that tranny's feminine cock off with that run-on sentence.
Guys, it's just one
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It's half hearted because anyone could say that about any group. Just replace "LGBT Community" (and fix up the grammer accordingly) with "Black people", "Children", "Asians", etc and the line has the same effect. There's no sincerity in that line. It's as corporate and passable as can be.
"The gays! They've invaded our media!"
Ok grandpa.