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qoop said:
Yes, it was Metroid with good merchandising.

If they were lucky, it was usually around 3 for the first release.

They’d max at 7 million before re-releases.
(Which is hardly bad, but it was rare.)

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This chart is outdated, BotW is at 32 million now.
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BotW has a lower attach rate than OoT (and is a worse game, made by a bigger team, with a bigger budget, better marketing, and is less innovative/impressive, facing shoddy competition).

whatever I feel like said:
For as beloved as it is, I am shocked that Minish Cap is so low.
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Same thing happened with Wind Waker, poor Toon Link can't catch a break (and he sucks in SSB).

whatever I feel like said:
Just to confirm, you're posting this to laugh at it, not to agree with it, right?
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I didn't watch it, what's it say? I'm hoping it's clickbait...
 
SSj_Ness (Yiffed) said:
BotW has a lower attach rate than OoT (and is a worse game, made by a bigger team, with a bigger budget, better marketing, and is less innovative/impressive, facing shoddy competition).


Same thing happened with Wind Waker, poor Toon Link can't catch a break (and he sucks in SSB).


I didn't watch it, what's it say? I'm hoping it's clickbait...
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TLDW; nintendo is pledging support for DEI and the modern audience.
 
SSj_Ness (Yiffed) said:
BotW has a lower attach rate than OoT (and is a worse game, made by a bigger team, with a bigger budget, better marketing, and is less innovative/impressive, facing shoddy competition).


Same thing happened with Wind Waker, poor Toon Link can't catch a break (and he sucks in SSB).


I didn't watch it, what's it say? I'm hoping it's clickbait...
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When asked "do you still care about diversity?," Doug Bowser gave a generic yes-type answer. Didn't even say DEI, just "diversity."
 
whatever I feel like said:
When asked "do you still care about diversity?," Doug Bowser gave a generic yes-type answer. Didn't even say DEI, just "diversity."
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He did mention DEI tho.
Full quote:
Interviewer: "Trump has been putting pressure on American companies to cut their diversity policies. Has Nintendo changed anything yet?"
Doug Bowser: "We always want to attract the best talent we can and retain that talent. We also believe that it’s important for those talents to be diverse from the point of view of their backgrounds, their experiences, and their understandings because our players are diverse. So we strive to have a diversity that reflects our players in our organization. This is something that has been in place for years, before people really started using the acronym DEI [diversity, equity and inclusion]. And it will continue to be in place. It’s important to us."

Original source (in Brazillian Portuguese) (archive)
 
Nick Gars said:
Not explicitly Switch related, but I always enjoy an opportunity to point and laugh at faggots who suck this companies dick so hard, their skull inverts:

I know its "I don't want to be sued" but it really reads as "I'm so sowy I infringed on the multi-billion dollar companies copyright". Nintendo didn't give a fuck about the Wii when it was the current console, I highly doubt they suddenly give a fuck now. If its already been posted, throw your clocks at me.
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*unzips apps to an SD card*

Are zoomers so stupid and poor they don't have PCs and have to rely on Wiis they scrounge at Goodwill for gaming?
 
TaimuRadiu said:
*unzips apps to an SD card*

Are zoomers so stupid and poor they don't have PCs and have to rely on Wiis they scrounge at Goodwill for gaming?
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Most Zoomers barely even know what a Wii is, zoomers were being born until 2012.

This is a millennial realizing that all the defensive case law on emulation and homebrew doesn’t apply if you use actual proprietary code in your product.
 
Buttigieg2020 said:
Most Zoomers barely even know what a Wii is, zoomers were being born until 2012.

This is a millennial realizing that all the defensive case law on emulation and homebrew doesn’t apply if you use actual proprietary code in your product.
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>they didn't know to just delete the ROM after 24 hours

ignorance of the law is no excuse
 
Mister Fister said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1zVo62ItgyU
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Doug Bowser confirms Nintendo will maintain their DEI policies, so we are getting more of this woke shit. Nintendo is fucking done!

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qoop said:
7.6 / 32.5 OoT
23.4%

32.8 / 145 BotW
22.4%

You got me, that 1% difference has changed my opinion completely.

I guess you could argue Wii sports is the best game ever made though lol
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Isn't Switch approaching 160m? Regardless, you're joking in on just one thing I said. BotW is nothing special, just a bad Zelda game that sold pretty well

Hermione Granger said:
Doug Bowser confirms Nintendo will maintain their DEI policies, so we are getting more of this woke shit. Nintendo is fucking done!

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That FAGGOT pride banner makes me fucking RAGE.
 
TaimuRadiu said:
Are zoomers so stupid and poor they don't have PCs and have to rely on Wiis they scrounge at Goodwill for gaming?
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Retard quote of the month. I don't think I've used Wii homebrew for anything other than illegally pirating video games but it is a pretty great platform for illegally pirating video games.
SSj_Ness (Yiffed) said:
BotW is nothing special, just a bad Zelda game that sold pretty well
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I take it back, retard quote of the month. How do you even come to this conclusion? There are several distinct styles for what constitutes an Zelda, as far as style #5 BotW is literally groundbreaking. As an open-world Ubisoft-formula-like it's extremely good execution on an extant formula, and its success is no accident.
 
UCT said:
The Virtual Boy definitely gets to much hate and I think if it had a chance to grow it could’ve been something great. Sadly we don’t live in that timeline.
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No, it was trash even when it worked correctly. Not every failed console is a plucky underdog story waiting to happen - sometimes companies release bad products. And this is especially true of Nintendo in the mid-to-late 90s which went on a generational run of bad products due to their own complacency.

I feel like Nintendo fans of today suffer from an excessively rosy view of the company in the past. The rehabilitation of the Gamecube's reputation is probably the biggest example of this.
 
Baraka Obama said:
As an open-world Ubisoft-formula-like it's extremely good execution on an extant formula, and its success is no accident.
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Too bad that formula is complete dogshit, so an extremely good execution of it just means you have a game that's maybe kinda passable for a few hours until it gets boring and repetitive.

Fcret said:
The rehabilitation of the Gamecube's reputation is probably the biggest example of this.
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I'll bite. What do you think people are being overly forgiving to the Gamecube for?
 
Retarded Weeb said:
I'll bite. What do you think people are being overly forgiving to the Gamecube for?
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More just not understanding why it failed, primarily from people who were too young to be around when it was relevant. There's always this undertone of, "man people in the 2000s were stupid for not loving this thing" when the reality is that it had an incredibly barren game library with tons of dead time between major releases and a lot of the great games came out at the end of its lifespan. I remember not being able to get rid of the thing as secondhand stores didn't even want them (and why would they? Nintendo was dumping them new for $50 at one point)

There's definitely some good games on the system but it was not Nintendo's finest hour and was not a good system when it was current.

I bought one on launch and I still rank it as one of my top ten worst purchasing decisions
 
Fcret said:
More just not understanding why it failed, primarily from people who were too young to be around when it was relevant. There's always this undertone of, "man people in the 2000s were stupid for not loving this thing" when the reality is that it had an incredibly barren game library with tons of dead time between major releases and a lot of the great games came out at the end of its lifespan. I remember not being able to get rid of the thing as secondhand stores didn't even want them (and why would they? Nintendo was dumping them new for $50 at one point)

There's definitely some good games on the system but it was not Nintendo's finest hour and not a good system when it was current.

I bought one on launch and I still rank it as one of my top ten worst purchasing decisions
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What year were you born?

I've said it before but the GameCube was nuclear grade uncool and that doomed it. I will give an exhaustive list of everyone I knew that owned a LamePube until I personally owned one:
  1. Neighbour with two younger brothers, parents bought one because they had an N64, he was embarrassed to own one within 6 months.
  2. Extremely tall 14 year old boy, liked Soul Calibur 2, was looking forward to buying a PS2
  3. Poor and kinda retarded girl, had a crush on me and I was too stupid to notice, complained her younger brother would lose the small discs WHICH SHE KEPT IN A STUPID DISC BINDER
  4. The McDonalds near my high school
I really like the system in retrospect and it didn't deserve the reputation it had but the reputation was 100% what caused the failure, not game library or droughts or anything else.

Zoomzooms seem to think the Wii U was also nuclear grade uncool for dubious reasons so maybe they would understand exactly why the GameCube failed so spectacularly,
 
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