Nintendo Fanbase Stupidity General - Rants on the explosive fanbase

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Does Nintendo have a bad fanbase

  • Yes

    Votes: 915 93.2%
  • No

    Votes: 67 6.8%

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I'm still absolutely flabbergasted they never made a Duck Hunt Wii
They did release a version of the NES game that worked with the wiimote, at least.

I think the shining example of how stupid the Nintendies are with their dedication to Nintendo is perfectly exemplified by the existence of Limited Run Games. There are people out there who willingly pay $50+ on games that you can buy digitally on other platforms for $5-$10.
I dislike digital and I'd pay more for a physical version of games that are worth it, so I don't have a problem with the basic idea here.
But... LRG does cater very hard to mindless funkopoppery. They even encourage people to collect "full sets" of every game they've published, which is ludicrous.
 
They did release a version of the NES game that worked with the wiimote, at least.


I dislike digital and I'd pay more for a physical version of games that are worth it, so I don't have a problem with the basic idea here.
But... LRG does cater very hard to mindless funkopoppery. They even encourage people to collect "full sets" of every game they've published, which is ludicrous.
They perpetuate the "digital boogeyman" tactic. I'm sorry but there's no justification to pay 3x~10x the amount of any digital game just so you can go "Yep, boy am I glad I have Double Dragon Neon collecting dust on my shelf".
 
They perpetuate the "digital boogeyman" tactic. I'm sorry but there's no justification to pay 3x~10x the amount of any digital game just so you can go "Yep, boy am I glad I have Double Dragon Neon collecting dust on my shelf".
Reminds me that "crypt of the necrodancer + DLC" is on both PS4 and Switch on card, but Almost 40 dollars? Get the fuck out of here, i can get it on the switch(without the DLC though) for 3 right now.
 
No and if the hardware/software sales have proven something, it's that graphic fidelity doesn't matter much to the masses since we've hit the ceiling in the past years.
It's not gonna stop some retards on internet who complain that the Switch is some kind of evil scourge, running on an ancient Gameboy architecture, that would send the industry back to the stone age. I think those same people expected another WiiU failure with no 3rd party support everywhere and the different outcome legitimately broke their minds
The cognitive dissonance between between retards clamoring for a Switch Pro when the Nintendo Mantra™ since the stone age has been "graphics don't make for good games" is on full display. Like, how is it not eternally impressive that we have a portable platform that can do Xbox 360-tier graphics?

I dislike digital and I'd pay more for a physical version of games that are worth it, so I don't have a problem with the basic idea here.
But... LRG does cater very hard to mindless funkopoppery. They even encourage people to collect "full sets" of every game they've published, which is ludicrous.
Funkopoppery is a brilliant way to put that. The vast majority of what they publish is garbage, but everything's numbered, and there are plenty of people out there who eat up everything they release - I figure it's all retards who see shit like that Flintstones NES game that goes for over a thousand bucks and seriously think their limited edition physical copy of Anime Dating Sim #9576 will buy them a luxury car in 30 years.

I have really mixed feelings about Limited Run, anyway. On one hand, I'm glad there are cartridge versions of games that would be download-only a few years ago, but one of the things I liked about hard copies was being able to find them on clearance, or at swap meets, or thrift stores for pennies on the dollar. They gave me a reason to go to those kinds of places, and a happy memory with that game. Maybe even a nice story. There's nothing interesting about mail ordering a bunch of games you paid more than full price for. Just look at this list of games they've sold, it's dire. There are a few I'd like, but I've never actually bought any because none of those are worth like $30-40. And apparently they give the publishing rights right back to the studio after printing anyway, so nothing they publish is ever guaranteed to be exclusive forever.

Very, very few games from beyond the year 2000 are worth more today than they were at release. The kind of people who buy up every single thing they release like it's an investment are colossal retards.
 
I don't know of a lot of other cult series where half of the so-called fans have never actually experienced it.
Drakengard. You'll even find people in the comments sections of songs from the first game's OST saying they've never played the games but love the music and story. Most fans just watch the playthroughs and read the Darkid LP. Even fans that have played the games will outright tell people new to it to not play the games.

The games themselves aren't much of a time commitment unless you want all the endings. Playing them is just not fun. The only reasons it has a following of any sort are the story and the batshit insanity of said story.
 
They perpetuate the "digital boogeyman" tactic. I'm sorry but there's no justification to pay 3x~10x the amount of any digital game just so you can go "Yep, boy am I glad I have Double Dragon Neon collecting dust on my shelf".
The worst one I saw was Double Dragon 4, hilariously enough. I bought that on sale for like $3-$5 digitally, and that's all it's worth. It's fun for what it is, but paying the same price for it that you would a 3DS game is ludicrous.
 
Something about Earthbound fans really kill any interest I have in the series. They scream arrested development in a pathetic way, worse than Sonic fans because they're just not funny to laugh at either.

Smash fans would kill that game for me, but it's great for a party title with normies who shower.
 
The cognitive dissonance between between retards clamoring for a Switch Pro when the Nintendo Mantra™ since the stone age has been "graphics don't make for good games" is on full display. Like, how is it not eternally impressive that we have a portable platform that can do Xbox 360-tier graphics?

How is it impressive that the Switch can match the graphics quality of 7th gen consoles? Handheld graphics quality has consistently matched that of last-gen under-the-TV consoles. GBA matched the SNES, DS matched the N64, on and on. And it isn't just Nintendo either. The PSP surpassed the PS1 while being concurrent with the PS2, and the Vita was between the PS2 and 3. If the Switch didn't compare to a console more than a decade its senior it would be impressive... impressively shit.
 
Something about Earthbound fans really kill any interest I have in the series. They scream arrested development in a pathetic way, worse than Sonic fans because they're just not funny to laugh at either.

Smash fans would kill that game for me, but it's great for a party title with normies who shower.
I felt the same way about Earthbound until I finally decided to try it. It was worth a playthrough. The hardcore fans are something else, though. It's like Harry Potter levels of "Play a different game".
I have a new theory on the fans that claim they love the series despite never playing it: They love sperging about Undertale, and think Earthbound is exactly like it in every single way. Those people also probably took MattPat seriously.

Smash is too normy to have a cult around it, and as long as you stay away from roster fags and pros/groomers, you're fine. At the very least, it features franchises that don't have a ton of spergs attached to them. I don't know of any real F-Zero spergs, save for maybe people that spammed "FALCON PAUNCH!" on message boards in the mid-2000s.
 
How is it impressive that the Switch can match the graphics quality of 7th gen consoles? Handheld graphics quality has consistently matched that of last-gen under-the-TV consoles. GBA matched the SNES, DS matched the N64, on and on. And it isn't just Nintendo either. The PSP surpassed the PS1 while being concurrent with the PS2, and the Vita was between the PS2 and 3. If the Switch didn't compare to a console more than a decade its senior it would be impressive... impressively shit.
That's a crapshoot. I started Nocturne HD and the framerate just tanks in the Labyrinth, and that's originally a PS2 game.

Granted, overclocking it fixed it, but that just means the Switch can handle it and Nintendo are just too sissy to allow it and gimped it on purpose instead. That's a bar lowered deliberately and the fanboys are eating it up still even while clamoring for a Pro.
 
How is it impressive that the Switch can match the graphics quality of 7th gen consoles? Handheld graphics quality has consistently matched that of last-gen under-the-TV consoles. GBA matched the SNES, DS matched the N64, on and on. And it isn't just Nintendo either. The PSP surpassed the PS1 while being concurrent with the PS2, and the Vita was between the PS2 and 3. If the Switch didn't compare to a console more than a decade its senior it would be impressive... impressively shit.
The Switch is battery powered and gets reasonably decent life without slaughtering framerates or draw distance, and there's just nothing else out there that can really do that on a battery. Even the gaming laptops I've seen can, but then end up with like 30 minutes worth of charge, and that's from a fresh battery. Considering how there haven't been many improvements to battery tech in a long time, the Switch's SoC must be a marvel of efficiency. It doesn't even generate much heat while under heavy load and doesn't need anything more than what it has on the inside, and that's nothing to sneeze at.

That's a crapshoot. I started Nocturne HD and the framerate just tanks in the Labyrinth, and that's originally a PS2 game.

Well, shit, guess I'm not playing that one on an unhacked Switch.

Red Faction Guerilla runs great. Even the framerate barely drops when a building is falling and there are particles and geometry flying all over the place. I haven't tested it myself, but I swear it runs smoother than the PS3 version.

I felt the same way about Earthbound until I finally decided to try it. It was worth a playthrough. The hardcore fans are something else, though. It's like Harry Potter levels of "Play a different game".

That is such a perfect way to put it. You'd swear they've never played a single other RPG in their lives.


I have a new theory on the fans that claim they love the series despite never playing it: They love sperging about Undertale, and think Earthbound is exactly like it in every single way. Those people also probably took MattPat seriously.

Yeah, probably. Toby Fox got his start with Earthbound hacks, like the one that ends with Dr. Andonuts telling you "tl;dr: eat shit, faggot", but if anything, I felt like Undertale was more inspired by Mother 3. Like maybe it's just me, but the last act of Undertale features you entering a hotel and going through a series of floors with elevators on the way up to the final boss, and that's straight up what happened at the end of Mother 3, complete with the soft jazz music in the lobby. Like Toby just used Mother 3 as his template and fell back on it when he didn't know what to do next.

That being said, Undertale and the Mother/Earthbound series are very different games, and Toby did a good job making Undertale stand on its own. Earthbound's also a hell of a lot better than Undertale, because if it were just like it, every part of the game would have their own variations of Mr. Saturns or Tendas, and there wouldn't be many characters representative of people you'd meet in real life, like Everdred or Mayor Pirkle. For a Japanese game, Earthbound did a great job of incorporating the personalities of random people you'd meet while living in Anytown, USA. It was pretty ballsy of them to add in the arms dealers that'd sell you bombs and guns, too.

Earthbound is a game full of characters that you'd meet outside, while Earthbound is a game full of characters you'd meet on the internet, if you hang out on the parts of the internet where everyone tries hard to act quirky.
 
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I felt the same way about Earthbound until I finally decided to try it. It was worth a playthrough. The hardcore fans are something else, though. It's like Harry Potter levels of "Play a different game".
This but with Persona 5 nowadays. In most cases, they haven't even played it which has lead to a lot of sad port-begging.
 
The Switch is battery powered and gets reasonably decent life without slaughtering framerates or draw distance, and there's just nothing else out there that can really do that on a battery. Even the gaming laptops I've seen can, but then end up with like 30 minutes worth of charge, and that's from a fresh battery. Considering how there haven't been many improvements to battery tech in a long time, the Switch's SoC must be a marvel of efficiency. It doesn't even generate much heat while under heavy load and doesn't need anything more than what it has on the inside, and that's nothing to sneeze at.
Meanwhile I’m playing Genshin Impact at 60fps off my phone while the Switch version still hasn’t came out yet after a year. They made a PS5 version of this game when you can’t even buy that console in stores for the next year or so.

Me thinks something is wrong with the Switch hardware. Or Nintendo just doesn’t want a piece of the money that cash cow racks in.
 
I think the shining example of how stupid the Nintendies are with their dedication to Nintendo is perfectly exemplified by the existence of Limited Run Games. There are people out there who willingly pay $50+ on games that you can buy digitally on other platforms for $5-$10. It's disgusting but kudos to LRG for realizing they can profit off these people.
Yes but sometimes it's warranted like in the instance of Scott Pilgrim and other shit that can get tied up with rights.
 
Yes but sometimes it's warranted like in the instance of Scott Pilgrim and other shit that can get tied up with rights.
Nobody gave a shit until it was gone. Truth be told games that fall off digital store front due to licensing issues make up less than half a percent. It's no justification to impulsively spend 300% more for a physical version for games out of fear they'll "disappear".
 
Here's an old Tumblr post I remembered reading back in the Smash 4 days:

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With this logic, Samus shouldn't be in Smash Bros. at all.
 
I think the shining example of how stupid the Nintendies are with their dedication to Nintendo is perfectly exemplified by the existence of Limited Run Games. There are people out there who willingly pay $50+ on games that you can buy digitally on other platforms for $5-$10. It's disgusting but kudos to LRG for realizing they can profit off these people.

You guys were complaining about the Mother fanbase earlier.

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