Nintendo Fanbase Stupidity General - Rants on the explosive fanbase

[Nigger Cattle]

Yeah, it's not even the early days, at that. Although. BOTW had an issue with NPCs fading in while you're zooming around on a horse. And it also gave me radiation burns while I was just exploring. At any rate, Pokemon Scarlet & Violet looked like an incredibly blurry mess at launch with the usual set of rendering shortcuts. Fire Emblem 3 Houses had it worse with NPCs just occasionally being invisible because you're running around too fast in the monastery. Three Copes had the same issue and I found an reliable way to make to tank the framerate by using this one class to summon several fire vortexes since it was an finisher to an basic combo.

There's a bit more, but I'm under the impression that it can barely handle anything that's remotely open-world

Feels like the Switch 2 was supposed to launch in 2023 but they kept postponing it, to be quite honest with you. I don't think we know the details yet, but the games coming out for the Switch 1 were trash in the beginning but borderline unplayable towards the end (case in point, Scarlet & Violet).

Don't get me wrong, i played Tears of the Kingdom on my Switch 1 and now i'm replaying it and thinking "how the fuck did they do this on the first Switch?". The console has to keep track of a bunch of shit at the same time, it has to try to keep a somewhat playable framerate (which it can't do once you start getting the heroes. It's insane to me that they kept the option to show all the heroes at once as you were walking through Hyrule, it absolutely tanks the framerate, to the point i remember i had to deactivate all but one of them and manage which one was going to stay on).

Anyways, i think they were supposed to launch a "Switch Pro" at one point but gave up, which is probably why we got some stupid games like Pokémon S&V.
Three Houses, for all of its faults of trying to mix Persona with FE, at least was playable. S&V i remember watching some videos of it and being like "ok, this is trash".

 

[Samuel Fuller]

it feels like a cool extra that wouldn't take any effort for them to implement.

Even a little effort is more than Nintendo ever wants to put in, unless it is a move that fucks the customer.

Look at the OLED Switch. It was supposed to be the New Nintendo Switch, and has a more capable chip than the base Switch, but they made the decision at the 11th hour to down clock it to match the original model instead of allowing it to perform the way it should. A modded OLED can run at the performance level of a docked original while in handheld mode with no problems as far as heat or battery life. Why did Nintendo do that? Because fuck you, that's why!

 

[The Lawgiver]

Imagine not being able to turn off your brain and enjoy a movie for literal children. It was fun, I had fun, it was cute.

I sometimes think about how people had this defense for the Michael bay transformers movies when if you actually paid attention tot he first 3 of those they had an actual structure and buildup of plot points and lore even if the second one was filled with cringe inducing moments to a lot of people that watched the first one and the third one had a bit of the beginnings of the weird over-corrections based on fan complaints that plagued the next few movies before they rebooted it and then ruined the reboot with the second film in the reboot being boring.

The first mario movie was enjoyable but had some issues like the OST being replaced by unrelated pop songs last minute and a bunch of scenes being cut oddly in ways that the full scene was in the trailer but not in the release film so some literal seconds long visual gags were lost. it also had a bit more of things going on outside the "memeber literally any game that isn't galaxy?" thing this one's apparently doing. From what I've heard the movie kinda starts off strong but then descends into the kind fo thing people were afraid the first one was gonna be.

Modern Mario fans that make reviews of this not knowing what the red star power up is somehow despite saying how much they loved mario galaxy the game really showcases the kinda world we're in right now in terms of performative "fandom". I've come across like four of those fuckers thanks to youtube autoplay lmao.

 

[Your-Fairy-Wish-Prince]

What about the yoshi popcorn bucket tho?

 

[The Lawgiver]

What about the yoshi popcorn bucket tho?

I'd get one but nintendo scalpers making multiple trips for more and no money and plastic popcorn buckets are expensive nowadays for some retarded reason

 

[Samuel Fuller]

What about the yoshi popcorn bucket tho?

It is perfect for shitting in!

 

[Lone MacReady II]

The first mario movie was enjoyable but had some issues like the OST being replaced by unrelated pop songs last minute and a bunch of scenes being cut oddly in ways that the full scene was in the trailer but not in the release film so some literal seconds long visual gags were lost. it also had a bit more of things going on outside the "memeber literally any game that isn't galaxy?" thing this one's apparently doing. From what I've heard the movie kinda starts off strong but then descends into the kind fo thing people were afraid the first one was gonna be.

Modern Mario fans that make reviews of this not knowing what the red star power up is somehow despite saying how much they loved mario galaxy the game really showcases the kinda world we're in right now in terms of performative "fandom". I've come across like four of those fuckers thanks to youtube autoplay lmao.

These niggers had Chris Pratt, Chris "Parks and Rec" Pratt be the voice of Mario for God's sake... and Seth "Der Juden Swine" Rogan as DK... What Weinstein-level kike thought that would be good? Who thought, "Yeah that totally works" when Charles Martinet exists. Let's put to one side girlboss Peach and all the incessant hollow memberberries, they had the crux of Galaxy's heart (Rosalina) be a fucking non-factor. I wouldn't be surprised if half the people making this merchant media didn't even play Galaxy 1 let alone 2. This sludge is just as bad as the old Mario movie, the one with Dennis fucking Hopper as Bowser.... at least that shit is so fucking silly you might get a laugh from the god awful hyper-realism of it all and the goombas with shrunken heads. Ninteniggers should have just done a full-length Mercedes commercial and called it a movie, I'd at least give that a watch (via piracy)...

Man, goytendo really has been shameless IP whores for the majority of their existence haven't they?

 

[Never Scored]

Imagine having no standards and nothing better to do with your time than to watch shit and justify it by acting as if kids don't deserve quality entertainment.

Media consoomers deserve the rope.

I guess I'm going to have to tell my kids I can't take them to see movies they want to see because Samuel Fuller might call me a faggot on a forum so riddled with Internet aids I only connect to it over Tor.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

I guess I'm going to have to tell my kids I can't take them to see movies they want to see because Samuel Fuller might call me a faggot on a forum so riddled with Internet aids I only connect to it over Tor.

He has a point about kids' entertainment though. Kids can have some mindless fun media as well as adults, nothing wrong with it; but without some higher quality entertainment to pair for them they will grow up lesser. A toddler that grows up on OG TTTE with it's non-condescending well-done writing, themes, and messages will be much smarter than one whose brain gets fried numb on things such as Cocomelon.

The Super Mario films are okay, but the quality of kids' entertainment should not be excused with "hurr durr its for da kidz n shieeet man." It implies they're retarded and nothing more should be expected from them, which is obviously disrespectful and in practice could actually make them retarded. Kids are not inherently stupid, give them media that treats them with respect and you'll find them to be smarter than even some adults.

It should be noted that I'm not implying kids' entertainment needs to be on the level of high adult media, just that they need to meet a minimum level of quality like we expect from everything else. Carelessness is what raises kids wrong, which extends to their entertainment.

 

[Never Scored]

He has a point about kids' entertainment though. Kids can have some mindless fun media as well as adults, nothing wrong with it; but without some higher quality entertainment to pair for them they will grow up lesser. A toddler that grows up on OG TTTE with it's non-condescending well-done writing, themes, and messages will be much smarter than one whose brain gets fried numb on things such as Cocomelon.

Bro, people my age grew up watching absolutely retarded marketing slop only made to sell toys like Ninja Turtles and GJ Joe, yet people who grew up watching "Higher quality" and "thematically deep" kids entertainment like Pixar movies and Shrek in the early 2000s are unbelievably broken faggots who need a constant stream of ssris and therapy to keep from killing themselves. How does it feel to be wrong and also gay?

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

Bro, people my age grew up watching absolutely retarded marketing slop only made to sell toys like Ninja Turtles and GJ Joe, yet people who grew up watching "Higher quality" and "thematically deep" kids entertainment like Pixar movies and Shrek in the early 2000s are unbelievably broken faggots who need a constant stream of ssris and therapy to keep from killing themselves. How does it feel to be wrong and also gay?

Let me put it in a language you can understand: Garbage kids' media should not be excused because they were made for kids, they deserve to have better stuff, they're not retarded. Also, you conveniently ignore this:

Kids can have some mindless fun media as well as adults, nothing wrong with it

You can have your TMNT and GI Joe, oldfag; but it shouldn't be the only thing kids ever watch, it's good to have a healthy mix.

 

[Never Scored]

A toddler that grows up on OG TTTE with it's non-condescending well-done writing, themes, and messages will be much smarter

Let me put it in a language you can understand: Garbage kids' media should not be excused because they were made for kids, they deserve to have better stuff, they're not retarded. Also, you conveniently ignore this:


You can have your TMNT and GI Joe, oldfag; but it shouldn't be the only thing kids ever watch, it's good to have a healthy mix.

Let me put it in a language you can understand:

Patrick Bait-man was cross. The silly freight cars just wanted to have fun and watch stupid movies, but he wanted them to understand it was important to have a healthy mix of media.

"Bing bing wahoo!" went the silly freight cars.

Patrick wheeshed and blew them with stream before bumping and bashing them around the freight yard.

The Fat Controller showed up and he was not pleased, "You're autistic, Patrick" He said sternly. "You need to get your morals from simple morality tales about trains, but the freight cars can understand non-verbal social cues and get them from the coaches and other cars around them."

The Fat Controller ordered Patrick into a special home for engines who behaved poorly. "Oh dear," Said Patrick, "I wish I were able to understand freight cars."

"BEEP BEEP" Went Bertie the Bus, "I just came!"

 

[Jarch6]

Miyamoto produced the movie and doesn't give a shit about the story. What a revelation!

What does Miyamoto even care about at this point? Does he just want to turn Mario into Nintendo’s Mickey Mouse before his time with the Company is over?

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie reviews are here, and the Nintendo fans are not happy... looks like they are finally growing up

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Also regarding the Mario movie, son of dob finally won:

 

[The Lawgiver]

Bro, people my age grew up watching absolutely retarded marketing slop only made to sell toys like Ninja Turtles and GJ Joe, yet people who grew up watching "Higher quality" and "thematically deep" kids entertainment like Pixar movies and Shrek in the early 2000s are unbelievably broken faggots who need a constant stream of ssris and therapy to keep from killing themselves. How does it feel to be wrong and also gay?

Ninja turtles and Gi joe were good shows and not mindless. made to sell shit yeah but there was clear effort in it as schizophrenic as they could get at times.

Gi joe especially on the schizo shit

Spoiler: Umineko: When they Cry

 

[Never Scored]

What does Miyamoto even care about at this point? Does he just want to turn Mario into Nintendo’s Mickey Mouse before his time with the Company is over?

I think he was always more of a designer who valued style over substance. A lot of the things aesthetically from the old game are from him, but the actual nuts and bolts level design and storytelling were being done by people like Takashi Tezuka.

Making the little Nintendo theme park is right up his alley.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

"Emulating nintendo games is just impossible m'kay."

 

[Lone MacReady II]

Bro, people my age grew up watching absolutely retarded marketing slop only made to sell toys like Ninja Turtles and GJ Joe, yet people who grew up watching "Higher quality" and "thematically deep" kids entertainment like Pixar movies and Shrek in the early 2000s are unbelievably broken faggots who need a constant stream of ssris and therapy to keep from killing themselves. How does it feel to be wrong and also gay?

You think Shrek is deep? Man I was raised on Ed, Edd, n' Eddy... but I guarantee you I am more learned and have a wider vocabulary than any slop goblin raised on tupac and tiktok because I also had Jeremy Brett's Sherlock Holmes and Monty Python to go with it. We live in the kike-owned west so being fed slop is a given, but the amount of good to go with it has absolutely dipped in quality in addition to the slop itself. Even the degeneracy is degenerated these days.

"Emulating nintendo games is just impossible m'kay."
https://youtube.com/watch?v=H0CCXGujwgo

I hate the faggots who say roms are illegal. These are the exact same niggers who would be like, "Wooooaaahh dude, your Glock has a drum magazine?? That's like, illegal man... you could go to jail for FOREVER for having that."

Those types gotta go, and I mean go off this mortal coil.

 

[marvlouslie]

Ninja turtles and Gi joe were good shows and not mindless. made to sell shit yeah but there was clear effort in it as schizophrenic as they could get at times.

Gi joe especially on the schizo shit

Spoiler: Umineko: When they Cry

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dWzhaSsLG80:61

There was a lot of good shit mixed in with old 80s cartoons. There were a few that were mindless (a lot of the super kiddie ones come to mind), but a good majority of series that were based around selling toys actually did do a fair bit of worldbuilding around the idea.

 

[Übertroon]

There was a lot of good shit mixed in with old 80s cartoons. There were a few that were mindless (a lot of the super kiddie ones come to mind), but a good majority of series that were based around selling toys actually did do a fair bit of worldbuilding around the idea.

I think most of it was slop, but there were gems there as well.
The problem has been that for many years now you're choice is generic slop or fart huffing slop.
The star wars sequel trilogy is a great example where your choice is jj abrams with his nostalgia slop or rian Johnson with his pretentious slop

 

[Never Scored]

I think most of it was slop, but there were gems there as well.
The problem has been that for many years now you're choice is generic slop or fart huffing slop.
The star wars sequel trilogy is a great example where your choice is jj abrams with his nostalgia slop or rian Johnson with his pretentious slop

80s cartoons knew they were slop and embraced it. You weren't going to hear about race and gender on 80s Ducktales.