Nintendo Fanbase Stupidity General - Rants on the explosive fanbase

[NerdShamer]

Bad games can't be enjoyed the same way bad movies can, because bad movies are over in 90 minutes.

Bad games require too much investment. And when you have a narrator who won't shut up, when you get stuck looking for an item or a puzzle it's very annoying.

That's what makes it funny. The singing is so bad, that people are willing to buy it. Plus, the game never really gets hard, from what I've seen.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

*crosses fingers* Come on, Boogerman!

This but unironically.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Where's the goddamn Turnabout Collection? I need it so I can enjoy 5 games in one.....

 

[Radical Cadre]

Better get that tannerite ready. The next Smash character will be the last one. Looking forward to the inevitable salt.

That's wrong. There will be a secret final character and it will be Waluigi. Screenshot this.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

That's wrong. There will be a secret final character and it will be Waluigi. Screenshot this.

Its gonna feel sad tbh
But I still wish the damned stickers had bios because I enjoyed that with the trophies....

But paid DLC for fucking Mario should never happen again tbh.

I genuinely can't think of anyone who would be the final character. Sora? Sakurai? Master Chief? Crash? Spyro? Dante? Genuinely speaking who would be considered a great final surprise character?

 

[Marissa Moira]

Its gonna feel sad tbh
But I still wish the damned stickers had bios because I enjoyed that with the trophies....

But paid DLC for fucking Mario should never happen again tbh.

I genuinely can't think of anyone who would be the final character. Sora? Sakurai? Master Chief? Crash? Spyro? Dante? Genuinely speaking who would be considered a great final surprise character?

it's going to be something gay like Iwata.

 

[Alexander Thaut]

Its gonna feel sad tbh
But I still wish the damned stickers had bios because I enjoyed that with the trophies....

But paid DLC for fucking Mario should never happen again tbh.

I genuinely can't think of anyone who would be the final character. Sora? Sakurai? Master Chief? Crash? Spyro? Dante? Genuinely speaking who would be considered a great final surprise character?

we get a 7 day countdown where they reveal a new Mii costume each day, to mine the salt.

Crash, Spyro, Sora, Master Chief, all as Miis.

Spoiler

then the last character gets revealed as fucking Dr. Eggman.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

it's going to be something gay like Iwata.

We do not slander King Iwata like that though.

What if its fuckin Geno lmao. I expect those compilation videos of ppl reacting to the news.

Hatsune Miku

 

[Alexander Thaut]

We do not slander King Iwata like that though.

What if its fuckin Geno lmao. I expect those compilation videos of ppl reacting to the news.

Hatsune Miku

Saber Artoria from Fate.

if that happens, expect a ton of salt all over the world.

 

[Pissmaster]

it's going to be something gay like Iwata.

Jumpman, an echo of Mario

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

I'm trying to think of characters that debuted in the 80s and...hmmm...
Lmaoooo what if it's a Virtual Boy

 

[Coldgrip]

Jumpman, an echo of Mario

Bubsy the Bobcat.

 

[Thiletonomics]

Why do I still think that Sakurai will pull the ultimate troll move, by having Abby from The Last of Us 2 as the final Smash DLC character?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

 

[X Pac Heat]

I hope it ends up being Freddy Fazbear or someone from Fortnite tbqh

Edit: Tingle would be a good final pick too. The salt. THE SALT!

 

[Kosher Dill]

The final fighter is going to be the Urban Champion, from "Urban Champion".

 

[Rotollo 2]

Its gonna be Cinderace for massive disappointment, just prepare and cope before hand for the last pick to be really boring and not that salt worthy lol

 

[X Pac Heat]

Final Fighter should be Takeshi from Takeshi's Challenge

 

[Alexander Thaut]

it'll be demifiend from smt and people will shit themselves.

or the guy from smt5.

 

[Gamepad]

Final Fighter should be Takeshi from Takeshi's Challenge

I mean sure, why not