🍗 Deathfat Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - Formerly Fat Faggot who cried because he ate and ate because he cried.

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Nikocado's left leg probably weights more then the girl on the right whole body does. If he were to body slam her I'm 100% sure she would die.
 
Anon88 said:
Nikocado's left leg probably weights more then the girl on the right whole body does. If he were to body slam her I'm 100% sure she would die.
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It's Eugenia Cooney, she got a thread in deathfats as well (Its an intern joke)
 
Happy Bitch said:
I wish he could also prove that Nick is in Vegas by letting us see what is happening there. It's probably the same old shit that he did in Vegas but I really want to see a change in the scenery.
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I have a feeling that Nik has a timeshare in Vegas. You know he's there when he does collabs with Hungry Fat Chick. The "WE BROKE UP!" storyline always resurfaces when Nik goes to Vegas. I don't know if Orlin doesn't go because it's not his jam or what, but it happens every year.
 
TrainWreckSpotter said:
I have a feeling that Nik has a timeshare in Vegas. You know he's there when he does collabs with Hungry Fat Chick. The "WE BROKE UP!" storyline always resurfaces when Nik goes to Vegas. I don't know if Orlin doesn't go because it's not his jam or what, but it happens every year.
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Didn't we establish Fats Mcbuttfuckstoomuch goes to Vegs to get cornholed by gainers?
 
I can't tell if he's going for a Halloween look, or if this is just the same editing he always does but heavier.
I'm just glad he's making the effort to lose weight by getting the child size Happy Meal instead of the adult abomination they're selling.
 
Maker said:
His thumbnails are getting increasingly more ghoulish

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0CkWwoSIVZE
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wtf is going on with the thumbnails? at first i thought he was just shooping his face a little redder to seem like he's even less healthy and has been crying harder, but its getting absurd
seemingly like his eating habits it just goes deeper and deeper till he no longer remembers why he does it, he just does
 
Pangolin said:
He's probably doing intermittent fasting. Just eating two huge meals a week and living off body fat the other days. Rate me :optimistic: if you want, but I really think he's gonna lose weight at some point.
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Yeah his online Persona is almost entirely for show, Nicko I personally think is the smartest of all deathfats and if he truly did ever hit a health wall in which led to lethal consequences he would write a weight loss arc where he actually gets his shit together and re- market the Nick avocado brand of him actually eating healthy and eventually gain more money and ass pats before eventually becoming a safe weight coming full circle with his old self.

I can see him in a few years time dropping the act retiring his persona and getting interviews talking about the Nick avocado character laughing about it as if he’s some A-list Hollywood actor after raking in all the cash and attention from haters and the constant breathless breadtuber vids people have made off him through the years, living off his empire from being a master shitposter, it would be the most incredible hustle I think I’d ever seen from a mukbanger.
 
thegooddoctor said:
Yeah his online Persona is almost entirely for show, Nicko I personally think is the smartest of all deathfats and if he truly did ever hit a health wall in which led to lethal consequences he would write a weight loss arc where he actually gets his shit together and re- market the Nick avocado brand of him actually eating healthy and eventually gain more money and ass pats before eventually becoming a safe weight coming full circle with his old self.

I can see him in a few years time dropping the act retiring his persona and getting interviews talking about the Nick avocado character laughing about it as if he’s some A-list Hollywood actor after raking in all the cash and attention from haters and the constant breathless breadtuber vids people have made off him through the years, living off his empire from being a master shitposter, it would be the most incredible hustle I think I’d ever seen from a mukbanger.
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There are times Count Pigula seems like he lives in reality, even expresses some right wing opinions, but then you see his fat ass dancing around with a Biden sign. Personally I think his fag brain was fried with all the chemicals from the fast jew food he shovels into his cheeseburger locker. I don't know. He's gonna end up like Gilbert Grapes mom and have to be lifted out with a forklift while Rodrigo stands there, mincing and eating a burrito.
 
I don't keep up with Nickacado, but someone in a Discord server I'm in posted his recent thumbnail and I gotta say I pray this is intentional because its fucking horrific and is one kf the most viscerally terrifying and disgusting pictures I've ever seen
Junjie Ito shit.png
 
Kanada cilla choo said:
I don't keep up with Nickacado, but someone in a Discord server I'm in posted his recent thumbnail and I gotta say I pray this is intentional because its fucking horrific and is one kf the most viscerally terrifying and disgusting pictures I've ever seen View attachment 3740389
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It is absolutely intentional. There's very little, if anything, that Nick doesn't do intentionally at this point. He knows how to clickbait and it works.
 
Private Joker said:
There are times Count Pigula seems like he lives in reality, even expresses some right wing opinions, but then you see his fat ass dancing around with a Biden sign. Personally I think his fag brain was fried with all the chemicals from the fast jew food he shovels into his cheeseburger locker. I don't know. He's gonna end up like Gilbert Grapes mom and have to be lifted out with a forklift while Rodrigo stands there, mincing and eating a burrito.
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I don't think Nick has any real "politics"
much like Chris Chan, he adopts whatever political side will get him the most attention, except with him, it's on a much higher level of awareness
 
Kanada cilla choo said:
I don't keep up with Nickacado, but someone in a Discord server I'm in posted his recent thumbnail and I gotta say I pray this is intentional because its fucking horrific and is one kf the most viscerally terrifying and disgusting pictures I've ever seen View attachment 3740389
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In the kayfabe Orin has broken into insanity through the lovecraftian madness. He can only consume as he is consumed by the yellow coinslot.
 
Cuntspiracy Man said:
wtf is going on with the thumbnails? at first i thought he was just shooping his face a little redder to seem like he's even less healthy and has been crying harder, but its getting absurd
seemingly like his eating habits it just goes deeper and deeper till he no longer remembers why he does it, he just does
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It's classic scope creep, he needs to top the bizarre and absurd behavior from yesterday with even more bizarre, even more absurd behavior. Now he's making himself look like some sort of weird doom demon.
 
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