🍗 Deathfat Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - Formerly Fat Faggot who cried because he ate and ate because he cried.

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He lives.
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Fauci's Strongest Soldier said:
It’s not like it’d be of anything of use to him.
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If he's fucking women it's relevant. It only takes one lunatic from his fandom to poke her condom because she wants to grift him out of his mukbang fortune, or because she has a feeder fetish.

Then we'll see if deep frying sperm is as safe as putting them in the freezer
 
Fauci's Strongest Soldier said:
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Alright, here's the post I mentioned earlier, as promised. Not gonna bother recording the video.
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wait hold on wait a minute hang on hol up, has Nikocado done straight porn in the past? I didn't realise he was bisexual i thought he was straight up ghey. This has got to be archived for posterity, because its pretty big news in the Avocado sphere if he was hard the entire time during filming, which will certify whether he gay or not
 
giga sapling said:
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im a little surprised he's still stretching the ''I identify as skinny'' bit, you'd think it'd get old, it doesn't even get the outrage it used to anymore

does anyone ever wonder what Nick does when he's not online? does he have any hobbies? interests? is he a man capable of enjoying a book or a movie, or perhaps engaging in some kinda creative activity? or is this all there is to his life... film for social media, post on social media, then browse social media
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
im a little surprised he's still stretching the ''I identify as skinny'' bit, you'd think it'd get old, it doesn't even get the outrage it used to anymore

does anyone ever wonder what Nick does when he's not online? does he have any hobbies? interests? is he a man capable of enjoying a book or a movie, or perhaps engaging in some kinda creative activity? or is this all there is to his life... film for social media, post on social media, then browse social media
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What does Fats Dominospizza do when not online? Suck beaner dick. Gets fucked by gainers. Drivers around trolling for black guys named Marcus. Waits by a McD's dumpster offering to give blow jobs to workers in exchange for the table scraps they're gonna throw out.

But most likely he just sits on his fat ass dreaming about getting fatter for the next Vegas gainer hookup.
 
Orlin Home - Saturday, September 03, 2022 - Why Nick Will Never Loose Weight



When Nick went on his hiatus and sparsely released vids I had suspicion that he was fucking with the timeline. But, in this video (at 18:23) he references Amberlynn's broken ankle which happened on August 20th, so these videos are released pretty close to real time. Since he probably eats the same food now off camera as in his previous mukbangs, I am surprised that he is too lazy to film himself eating the same shit food for Youtube bucks. All that he has to do is turn on the camera to restart the cash flow, but I guess the fast food literally melted his brain so much that he can no longer keep an upload schedule. I just hope that the next time he goes to Vegas that he actually films it instead of hiding his life from his viewers. In the thumbnail, Nick trying to hide his tits from the camera, squeeze into the frame of the camera, and open the durian at the same time is so hilarious. That room must smell like utter shit with all of the stench of the durian, the sweat from the Florida gunt, and the leftover food laying on the floor.
 
He's probably doing intermittent fasting. Just eating two huge meals a week and living off body fat the other days. Rate me :optimistic: if you want, but I really think he's gonna lose weight at some point.
 
Happy Bitch said:
Orlin Home - Saturday, September 03, 2022 - Why Nick Will Never Loose Weight

https://youtube.com/watch?v=e1laqiryX7s
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When Nick went on his hiatus and sparsely released vids I had suspicion that he was fucking with the timeline. But, in this video (at 18:23) he references Amberlynn's broken ankle which happened on August 20th, so these videos are released pretty close to real time. Since he probably eats the same food now off camera as in his previous mukbangs, I am surprised that he is too lazy to film himself eating the same shit food for Youtube bucks. All that he has to do is turn on the camera to restart the cash flow, but I guess the fast food literally melted his brain so much that he can no longer keep an upload schedule. I just hope that the next time he goes to Vegas that he actually films it instead of hiding his life from his viewers. In the thumbnail, Nick trying to hide his tits from the camera, squeeze into the frame of the camera, and open the durian at the same time is so hilarious. That room must smell like utter shit with all of the stench of the durian, the sweat from the Florida gunt, and the leftover food laying on the floor.
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Hearing him panting and wheezing just trying to crack apart a PRE-SPLIT durian is just rage-inducing to me for some reason. :mad:
 
Pangolin said:
He's probably doing intermittent fasting. Just eating two huge meals a week and living off body fat the other days. Rate me :optimistic: if you want, but I really think he's gonna lose weight at some point.
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Yup, somebody who blew up to whale size has the discipline to eat twice a week and then sit around being hungry the rest of the time.
 
Rope Salesman said:
Yup, somebody who blew up to whale size has the discipline to eat twice a week and then sit around being hungry the rest of the time.
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He's gone on insane diets before. He deleted his old videos, but he used to be borderline anorexic and eat nothing but fruit and avocados. Orlin's already doing this and he's lost some weight. (Or maybe he just looks skinny next to his whale of a husband)
I also think people underestimate how much willpower it takes to eat a ton of cold, soggy fast food consistently every day. Most fast food is only good if you eat it within 5 minutes of it being cooked. Most mukbangs look way better than they taste.
Nick has a lot of willpower, he just uses it in dumb ways
 
Happy Bitch said:
Orlin Home - Saturday, September 03, 2022 - Why Nick Will Never Loose Weight

https://youtube.com/watch?v=e1laqiryX7s
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When Nick went on his hiatus and sparsely released vids I had suspicion that he was fucking with the timeline. But, in this video (at 18:23) he references Amberlynn's broken ankle which happened on August 20th, so these videos are released pretty close to real time. Since he probably eats the same food now off camera as in his previous mukbangs, I am surprised that he is too lazy to film himself eating the same shit food for Youtube bucks. All that he has to do is turn on the camera to restart the cash flow, but I guess the fast food literally melted his brain so much that he can no longer keep an upload schedule. I just hope that the next time he goes to Vegas that he actually films it instead of hiding his life from his viewers. In the thumbnail, Nick trying to hide his tits from the camera, squeeze into the frame of the camera, and open the durian at the same time is so hilarious. That room must smell like utter shit with all of the stench of the durian, the sweat from the Florida gunt, and the leftover food laying on the floor.
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Orlin looks so calm and reasonable next to Nick, i could actually bear watching it before the diabetes division himself walked into frame and began blinking threats at me in morse code. I'm sure this is, to an extent, some kinda character they're both playing, but I can't help but wonder to what extend it reaches their real life.
He also handles obesity much better
 
More Nikocado Avocado - Friday, September 9th, 2022 - We Broke Up (Recorded on September 8th)


Orlin Home - Monday, September 12th, 2022 - Nick Left & Moved Out... Celebration Mukbang (Recorded on September 10th)





At the start of both videos, they passive aggressively prove the date that they recorded the video to the haydurs to show that they are recording the videos in real time instead of messing with the timeline. According to Orlin, Nick is in Vegas right now mukbanging with Hungry Fat Chick but they still refuse to let us see it. I think the more likely scenario is that Nick is jacking off in the other room while Orlin pretends that he is living there alone. If they are going to be petty with the date that the videos were recorded, I wish he could also prove that Nick is in Vegas by letting us see what is happening there. It's probably the same old shit that he did in Vegas but I really want to see a change in the scenery.

Pangolin said:
Look at his gut when he bounces around, it looks a little deflated.
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In the first vid, he claimed to weigh around 390 lbs and he was 403 lbs 2 months ago so his weight has definitely plateaued temporarily. Of course I think this is just temporary and once he gets in the mood again he will gain and move the goalpost upto 500 lbs.
 
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Count cock sucker and his beaner binge on cheesy glop and save their marriage... you know, again. Like the farms, I missed these cock suckers too. My life is simply miserable without them. I can live without one of 'em but I'll be dammed if I'm gonna lose both.

 
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