🍗 Deathfat Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - Formerly Fat Faggot who cried because he ate and ate because he cried.

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2Pretentious said:
Is it even still possible for his body to snap back to the way it was before if he immediately stopped eating like a warthog
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If he lost the weight slowly over a few years he'd likely be okay, but if he were to suddenly revert to vegan 1500 calorie/day diets, if he didn't die outright from the shock to his system, he'd be left with sagging flaps of empty skin hanging off of him and he would have to have them surgically removed/tightened or whatever the hell they do with fatties who suddenly go on the Dachau Diet Plan.
 
Ponzo said:
Carrie uploaded an old video of Nikocado and Orlin

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tnTlZmpfHPU
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They were a cute couple way back when ngl
Private Joker said:
EXTREME BLUE HEAT CHEESE STUFFED TAKIS • Mukbang & Recipe - YouTube - Google Chrome 2022-08-16...mp4
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I fucking laughed so hard at this part, where did he get the idea to wrap his t shirt over his moobs like a bra, he's a real comic in this intro. And im continually shocked about how energetic he is despite the weight
 
The Un-Clit said:
If he lost the weight slowly over a few years he'd likely be okay, but if he were to suddenly revert to vegan 1500 calorie/day diets, if he didn't die outright from the shock to his system, he'd be left with sagging flaps of empty skin hanging off of him and he would have to have them surgically removed/tightened or whatever the hell they do with fatties who suddenly go on the Dachau Diet Plan.
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Given he's swung to both extremes of underweight and overweight his organs will have some pretty long lasting damage that'll keep following him, even if he does have a come to jesus moment, lose it all and remain at a healthy weight for the remainder of his life
 
Every now and then, I'm reminded that this fat fuck exists, and I remain baffled that there are people who not only genuinely watch his content, but find it erotic in some way. Nikocado makes bank off some real freaks.
 
Ponzo said:
Carrie uploaded an old video of Nikocado and Orlin

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tnTlZmpfHPU
orlin and nikocado.mp4
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Gainers wouldn't have touched them when they were that skinny. Now they're so god damn fat they could survive a jump off the world trade center because of all their blubber.
MadDisaster said:
Every now and then, I'm reminded that this fat fuck exists, and I remain baffled that there are people who not only genuinely watch his content, but find it erotic in some way. Nikocado makes bank off some real freaks.
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Fatso Mcburgerslurper counts on those freaks. So does his beaner boah. Without those nasty fuckin' creatures they're both homeless, suckin' dick for scraps of McD's burgers before they get thrown out.

I mean, they probably already to that, but without the freaks they're both just what they are, unemployed faggots living off degenerates and people who don't know what ad blocker is.
 
Fauci's Strongest Soldier said:
Nah. IIRC, he captioned it saying he wanted to capitalize on straight porn or something along those lines. It’s on his Twitter, which requires manual approval from the man himself for anyone to view. Can’t access it right now though.
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I doubt he has touched a real vag, but he has said on several occasions that he finds vaginas attractive and interesting.
 
I cannot hate a person as dedicated to entertaining his fanbase as Nick is. He has an energy and enthusiasm that's as infectious as the monkeypox him and Orlin surely have.
 
Fauci's Strongest Soldier said:
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Alright, here's the post I mentioned earlier, as promised. Not gonna bother recording the video.
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I note the date of this tweet. In many parts of the world it may well have been april 1st when the post was made....It's not like Nicocado isn't known for making swerves before. Does anyone here have access to the freakshow's Onlyfans to confirm he's actually fucking a human female?
 
I wonder if his sperm is fucked up too. Is that a thing that can happen? Every cell and DNA strand in his body is marinating in trans-fats, free radicals and growth hormones, after all.
 
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