Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

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AnOminous said:
That's not shit, it's tomalley. It's an organ that functions as a liver and a pancreas. Some people eat it. I don't. It tastes bad and it's a filter organ so it concentrates any toxic shit the lobster ate. They're also predators so it also concentrates any toxic shit that was in whatever prey the lobster ate (including other lobsters).
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Like crab mustard. I like that stuff.
 
LaughJoke2.0 said:
Pulled my Sciatic Nerve yesterday so taking it easy today made a pot of easy quick soup it's going to be my lunch and dinner today and there's enough to freeze some, but it dawned on me this pot of soup costed me maybe 6 bucks at most. It's a bag a Macaroni, Two Cans of Tomato Soup, One Can of Drained Whole Corn, Some Garlic, and a Frozen Bag of Mixed Veg (Brussel Sprouts, Squash, and Onions in this case).

Posting because it's cheap, easy, makes a lot and has veg in it and healthier than frozen chicken nuggets or something IMO. So yes, people choose to eat like crap a lot of the time.
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It's amazing how quickly and cheaply you can put together a nutritious and delicious soup with so few ingredients:

2L of salt reduced chicken or veggie stock (I use 1L of each) which are often on sale, 1 medium-large cabbage, 1 large white onion, butter, pepper, garlic powder and Old Bay or Spike seasoning blend is all you need. Maybe a cup of rice or noodles.

Chop and butter-fry the onion until brown in the soup pot and your house smells like heaven, add the stock, the chopped cabbage coarsely chopped, add seasonings to taste, add water as desired to bring your soup up to the level you want, cook on a low boil for 1.5 hours or so, longer if you want it very soft, add in cup of rice or pasta in the last half hour and BAM you have a fantastic pot of filling hearty soup that will feed a family for 1 meal, a single person for 2 days. It's so goddamn easy a retard could do it. and costs maybe $5usd in ingredients. (more like $8cdn or if you shop at Whole Foods or some shit) and it's not only tasty and sticks to your ribs, it's healthy too. Eat with buttered bread and whatever you like to drink and feel proud of feeding yourself for 1/4 the cost of a delivery of slop from Burger Trench. You can easily juje this up with more veggies and/or meat too.

But niggers would rather get dat' Popeyes and die young. Their loss, not yours. You "eatin' good" for real.
 
The Hardest R said:
They know, it’s just they don’t care. Why care what fried chicken will do to you years down the road if it tastes good to you now? That’s all that matters.
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Yeah, you’re right. I forgot that they live in a world of a perpetual now. I guess that means I’m not as smart as I sometimes think I am, huh? :story:

I sometimes think of changing my tagline to “sorry for being retarded, it will happen again”
 
Ass Dan said:
The complaint that "eating healthy is more expensive" has always struck me as strange, considering that it's patently false. I suspect the real problem is that eating healthy requires more planning and work, both of which tend to elude these people.
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in general, cooking your own food is almost always cheaper (and tastes better) than buying some niggerfeed
 
The Great One said:
Niggress eating a big lobster
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souschef said:
At least in my country subway was very popular due to two things: it was cheap and people saw it as an healthier alternative (i know i know) to what the fast food big dogs would provide. I myself ate at subway for years back in college days, because i would ask for the daily offer and it was cheap and filling. Nowadays it's just expensive for a subpar sandwich, even though i'm not a fast food kind of guy i haven't set a food inside a subway in years and i don't see a lot of people eating there as well

To me it's a franchise lost in time
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I got a subway gift card for Christmas, I hadn't eaten there in at least a couple years. It was $15 for a foot long. The entirety of my $20 gift card went to one sandwich. Theres no way id ever pay that much under any other circumstances. That same foot long used to be $5 10 years ago.
 
The Un-Clit said:
Chop and butter-fry the onion until brown in the soup pot and your house smells like heaven, add the stock, the chopped cabbage coarsely chopped, add seasonings to taste, add water as desired to bring your soup up to the level you want, cook on a low boil for 1.5 hours or so, longer if you want it very soft, add in cup of rice or pasta in the last half hour and BAM you have a fantastic pot of filling hearty soup that will feed a family for 1 meal, a single person for 2 days. It's so goddamn easy a retard could do it. and costs maybe $5usd in ingredients. (more like $8cdn or if you shop at Whole Foods or some shit) and it's not only tasty and sticks to your ribs, it's healthy too. Eat with buttered bread and whatever you like to drink and feel proud of feeding yourself for 1/4 the cost of a delivery of slop from Burger Trench. You can easily juje this up with more veggies and/or meat too.
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I have a really simple one too. Start out the previous night and soak some beans. Just great northern beans will do fine though Navy beans or those 15 bean mix beans do fine. You can do the baking soda trick to de-fart them or just not and make like Blazing Saddles.

You really need to start with dry beans because they're the star of the show and canned beans kind of suck.

Next day, start with the onion in butter, maybe some garlic, maybe some celery, add the appropriate amount of water (or broth) and a ham hock or two, a bay leaf, thyme, whatever other aromatic herbs you might like, maybe a splash of some kind of vinegar or soy or even fish sauce.

Now just slow cook it for however long you like and serve with cornbread. You want the ham hock(s) falling apart so you can remove the edible meat. It isn't much, but worth keeping. It's really the bone that makes the dish. You can also just use a ham bone if you have one.

If I use the 15 bean mix I usually just throw away the flavor packet because it adds very little.

Now for a few bucks you have something you can eat for almost a week by yourself or feed a family for a couple days.
newport100s said:
I got a subway gift card for Christmas, I hadn't eaten there in at least a couple years. It was $15 for a foot long. The entirety of my $20 gift card went to one sandwich. Theres no way id ever pay that much under any other circumstances. That same foot long used to be $5 10 years ago.
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I recently got a Subway sandwich. Just the veggie sub. A six inch was over $5. At least they've managed not to ruin that one, because it's hard to substitute some kind of mystery ingredient for lettuce and peppers and the like.
The Great One said:
This nigger has a point, keep the jail food in the jail.
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Words of wisdom.
 
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AnOminous said:
I have a really simple one too. Start out the previous night and soak some beans. Just great northern beans will do fine though Navy beans or those 15 bean mix beans do fine. You can do the baking soda trick to de-fart them or just not and make like Blazing Saddles.

You really need to start with dry beans because they're the star of the show and canned beans kind of suck.

Next day, start with the onion in butter, maybe some garlic, maybe some celery, add the appropriate amount of water (or broth) and a ham hock or two, a bay leaf, thyme, whatever other aromatic herbs you might like, maybe a splash of some kind of vinegar or soy or even fish sauce.

Now just slow cook it for however long you like and serve with cornbread. You want the ham hock(s) falling apart so you can remove the edible meat. It isn't much, but worth keeping. It's really the bone that makes the dish. You can also just use a ham bone if you have one.

If I use the 15 bean mix I usually just throw away the flavor packet because it adds very little.

Now for a few bucks you have something you can eat for almost a week by yourself or feed a family for a couple days.
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Sounds excellent, almost like red beans and rice which i LOVE, with a more varied bean mix and less of the Trinity. And the rice. I'll bet it's fucking fantastic. I'll absolutely give it a go next time I plan to make a batch. I've seen the 15 bean mix but never bought it before, and I'll have to finally get around to trying to make my own cornbread too.

Sounds too good for niggers.
 
HarblMcDavid said:
Ponzo

Post in thread 'African-American Appreciation Thread'

Parts of black tiktok started grilling their hotdogs directly in the plastic packaging and now everyone is doing it, they're saying this is how the product is supposed to be used, it's designed to do this
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I was shocked not to find this crossposted.

New tiktok lifehack from our esteemed scholars: hoodlyfe sous-vide hotdogs. By which I mean throwing the whole 8-pack of ballparks directly on the grill still inside the package.
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donksmanSupreme42 said:
take one look at his audience, and there's ur answer

not really, pigs can eat raw sewage and be fine

also they absolutely love slop, cuz slop is basically throwing all of ur leftovers in a pot and adding some extra-stinky rancid milk

people just use this term for anything they don't like without knowing the etymology
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This made me curious so I looked it up and not only can pigs eat spicy, most of them tolerate it better than humans. Neat!
 
Last time i had a subway was some time I. The 2010s. It was nasty, not sure why, but it made me feel ill. I have never been back since. Last time I was in the States, I got sandwiches from a place called Jimmy Johns, I think. Pretty decent.

Thread tax: niggers.
 
Last time I went into a subway, they no longer had roast beef or brown mustard. Like what the fuck, nigga. I heard that roast beef did come back but that is a serious decline to even consider removing it in the first place.
 
The Un-Clit said:
Sounds excellent, almost like red beans and rice which i LOVE, with a more varied bean mix and less of the Trinity. And the rice. I'll bet it's fucking fantastic. I'll absolutely give it a go next time I plan to make a batch. I've seen the 15 bean mix but never bought it before, and I'll have to finally get around to trying to make my own cornbread too.

Sounds too good for niggers.
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15 bean soup is amazing. I don’t eat pork, so I never used the flavor packet or the ham. I like it just with salt and pepper, but I also just like the flavor of beans. I’ve added other things over the years, onions and garlic are always good, liquid smoke, soy sauce adds a bit of depth. Man, it’s just so good.

Mexican beans are also super easy, pinto beans, a chopped jalapeno, a chopped onion, cumin, garlic, chili powder, salt, pepper. Absolutely amazing. I find one fresh jalapeno will add a nice amount of spice to at least 2 pounds of beans.

If you’ve never done beans in the pressure cooker you’re missing out. 45-50 minutes cooking time from dry. No soaking required. Just be sure to add plenty of water.
 
WonderWino said:
Keep the jail food in jail he says

Counterpoint: microwaved pumpkin pie ramen with whipped cream is being sold outside of prison
https://youtube.com/watch?v=W9gjOmNama8
If that isn't the niggerest of nigger jail food I don't know what is. Maybe making it sweet potato pie flavored instead?
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I feel like I just lost all faith in the system when I saw pumpkin pie nigger noodles
 
I'm not even watching this video yet, the title alone and it being an Uncle Roger wideo means it's going to be gold. Unc's going to have a heart attack from sodium overload.

 
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