Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

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Guacamole Nigga Penis said:
Never thought of it that way. I've only ever seen the term seasoning cookware refer to cast iron appliances.
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Yeah you can season any piece of cookware for added nonstick & deeper browning, even stainless steel. All you have to do is add a thin layer of oil and heat it past smoking point until it polymerizes. Although, there's some manufacturer out there saying all you have to do to season stainless is a thin layer of oil and have it smoke for a TINY bit when in reality most people end up partially cooking the oil and it turns it into a sticky half-polymerized mess. They're just trying to season the pan without letting the polymer turn brown so it doesn't look like a "gross grease stain," as some people feel put off from the appearance of seasoned cookware. That brown polymer is on your cast iron too, it's just so dark you can't see it easily. Here look at this guy trying that cruddy half-seasoned technique for stainless:
He'd have better chances with the nonstick properties of seasoning had the oil cooked until it turned brown, but that takes longer, and of course some find it unsightly. Instead, he found it just made his stainless steel easier to clean. You might have also accidentally seasoned a pan before! Depending on the cook, sometimes you'll even find that the bottom of your pan has turned brown/black. That's from oil splatter (and other junk) making it's way on the burner and then burning to the bottom of the pan. It looks like this:
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Ultimately, seasoning is an optional tool to keep in your repertoire for making nonstick cookware and knowing what that brown stuff is on your pans. It's by no means required in most home kitchens, except for cast iron.
 
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Guacamole Nigga Penis said:
Never thought of it that way. I've only ever seen the term seasoning cookware refer to cast iron appliances.
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IMO it's even more important for ceramics. I've seen countless people curse them and say stuff gets stuck and burned on it all the time and they refuse to use it, but properly seasoned ceramic bakeware leads to the most even temperature heat transfer and your meat, even baked with the stickiest sauces glazing them will slide off it like teflon. To say nothing of baking. perfect croissants, tarts, rolls etc.
 
The Un-Clit said:
IMO it's even more important for ceramics. I've seen countless people curse them and say stuff gets stuck and burned on it all the time and they refuse to use it, but properly seasoned ceramic bakeware leads to the most even temperature heat transfer and your meat, even baked with the stickiest sauces glazing them will slide off it like teflon. To say nothing of baking. perfect croissants, tarts, rolls etc.
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Most people probably don't realize just how porous ceramics can be and never bothered to properly seal their earthenware cooking vessels. It's fascinating how many people never actually learn how to use the tools in their home correctly.
 
Remember a few months ago when i brought up the onion boil.
So tiktok cooking personality chef tyler (a guy known for cooking a whole lot of grilled cheese) decided to make the dreaded negro onion boil. He rightfully calls out that its not boiled but just a baked onion with spices on it, and says he wouldn't crave eating this.

Surely enough negro's in the comments are flaming him for not making a "proper" onion boil, and calling it trash, or comments saying it gets boiled in the butter when wrapped in the foil.
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And here's one person saying that this shouldn't be vibrant shade of blood red. And sure enough a negro responds saying "NO! NIGGUH! YU SUPPUSTED BEE SEZUHNING IT RAYED N'SHIEEET, HE MISSING DA LAWRY'S, HE MISSING DA OL'BAY, HE MISSING DA SLAP YA MAMA N'SHIEEET!!!" you know usual negro activities in tiktok comments
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Wendy Wheelchair said:
Call me narcissistic, but I've seen people offsite talk about this thread in particular, so I googled the thread title in quotes and found this:
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Imagine being so ugly that you sympathize with the lolcows we cover
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Thankfully there's one voice of reason in the crowd who correctly identifies not only good content, but Josh's weird hangups
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But then I also found this...
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Is that what a normal XenForo site looks like??? Its so much worse than KF
 
The Great One said:
You'd be better off eating a whole tub of frozen whipped topping.
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The Philadelphia "no bake cheesecake" recipe is pretty much a brick of cream cheese, a tub of cool whip, 1/4 to 1/2 cup of white sugar, and a tablespoon of lemon juice. Blend it all together until the sugar dissolves. Put in a graham cracker pie crust. Chill for several hours. Top with canned fruit pie filling of your choice.

Pretty much any type of cookware can benefit from seasoning, but a lot of them won't be very pretty.
 
Wendy Wheelchair said:
Call me narcissistic, but I've seen people offsite talk about this thread in particular, so I googled the thread title in quotes and found this:
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Imagine being so ugly that you sympathize with the lolcows we cover
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Thankfully there's one voice of reason in the crowd who correctly identifies not only good content, but Josh's weird hangups
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But then I also found this...
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Definitely got banned for some sort of deviant DM chain. Crying sexless faggots btfo
 
100% cope. Everyone pulls feathers. There's a whole group of chicken washers trying to claim the bleach/dish soap videos are trolls and lemon/vinegar rinses are normal. Even the ones willing to give an inch on sanitation will claim it's about getting rid of slime or smell.

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souschef said:
lol

lmao even

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Cwi_FWr27nw
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What are these retards even angry about? Do they expect the owner to relinquish 100% equity of his family business to some random nigger just because he made a few popular social media posts? Maybe he's entitled to a nice holiday bonus, but the virality of something like this was never going to drive customers for more than a few months, especially because his barbeque looks like shit. You can literally see that he made a cut up the rib for it to slide off like that.

As a bonus, here's some more black excellence that came across my feed today. I bet she keeps her brushes SEAZNED.
The whole page made me lol.


 
Alan Shore said:
What are these retards even angry about? Do they expect the owner to relinquish 100% equity of his family business to some random nigger just because he made a few popular social media posts?
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You play nigger game you get nigger prizes

The guy knew what kind of publicity he was going after, and assumed the risk
 
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