Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

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Crossposting the Article i posted. its for a foodtrucks spin on jailfood. If you don't want to read it here's the images I posted to the article showcasing this truly cultured cuisine.
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whatsupwthat said:
Starting to realize that all these nigger food trends are just prison food.
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Was going to say the same thing it looks one of those awful prison hack meals. Every time I see one of those monstrosities, I think I'd rather had just eaten the ingredients as they were before they started mixing shit together.
 
Bom Taker said:
So it looks like Chicago did a spin on negro seafood boils, called the spicy bowl (essentially negro sezuhnings, ramen noodles, boxed chicken broth, pickles, jalapenos, boiled eggs, cooked pieces of sausage, sometimes chicken, shrimp or crab, and hot sauce, usually eaten with a bag of ruffles cheddar and sour cream chips) and its already put some people in the hospital.
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Why is the americanegro like that
 
Bom Taker said:
Because the amerimutt eats their food in the exact same way (either at a "soul food" restaurant or at a prison) they eat spicy, slimy slop with too many things to differentiate other ingredients.
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It's the dependency of heavy industrialized "seasoning" that stumps me

Why not actual spices instead of this sodium ridden trash?
 
Ameriniggers come by love for the 'spicy bowl' naturally.

If you've ever eaten a West African dish like ata dindin or anything made with that godawful dende red palm oil that scours your guts and has you shitting out red-brown water like a a death-march of Montezuma's Revenge that the native nigger eats like a bowl of cornflakes, you know that the spicy bowl is just a taste of home for them, except Americanized with more sodium then the Dead Sea in every bowl.
 
A nigger explaining about how nobody should get a spicy bowl (his hood nigger friend went to go gets a spicy bowl from a hood bitch off of Facebook marketplace, this nigger warns him and he doesn't listen, 2 days later the other nigger calls him and says I shouldn't have ate the spicy bowl, ive been shitting in the bathroom since yesterday after eating the whole spicy bowl. Tldr niggers are stubborn, retarded and deserve to be shot for their stupidity)
 
I still don't understand what the spicy bowl is and why it's a trend, it doesn't have the usual markers of a "trendy" food like bubble tea or dubai chocolate- visually interesting, aesthetic, exotic...
And now you're telling me it's not even something a specific fast food place sells, it's just a thing they make at home? Yet they still go out to other peoples' homes for it like they're meeting up with a drug dealer?
 
Cuntspiracy Man said:
I still don't understand what the spicy bowl is and why it's a trend, it doesn't have the usual markers of a "trendy" food like bubble tea or dubai chocolate- visually interesting, aesthetic, exotic...
And now you're telling me it's not even something a specific fast food place sells, it's just a thing they make at home? Yet they still go out to other peoples' homes for it like they're meeting up with a drug dealer?
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Any fast food place or even registered food truck that tried selling spicy bowls would be shut down by the FDA (if not the EPA) inside a week, and been sued a half dozen times too. These things are legit toxic and should not even be eaten by niggers, let alone people.
 
Cuntspiracy Man said:
I still don't understand what the spicy bowl is and why it's a trend, it doesn't have the usual markers of a "trendy" food like bubble tea or dubai chocolate- visually interesting, aesthetic, exotic...
And now you're telling me it's not even something a specific fast food place sells, it's just a thing they make at home? Yet they still go out to other peoples' homes for it like they're meeting up with a drug dealer?
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Yes. There are entrepreneurial yung Kings and Queens out there making and selling plates from the comfort of their Section 8 housing using food purchased with EBT or stolen from the local grocery, while only accepting cash so as to not pay the White devil his taxes. These yung Chefs will make things like those slop bowls, Hennessy braised oxtail and mac n cheese, Don Julio chicken wings, or some other niggerslop wizardry. You can find them on Facebook or Instagram advertising plates like it was an eighth of the finest hydroponic. Once your social media algorithm deems you a Real Nigga, you begin to see these types of things quite often. My creator, Yakub, has blessed me with an esoteric knowledge of powerful niggardry to be able to share it with my fellow tricknologists.
 
whatsupwthat said:
Starting to realize that all these nigger food trends are just prison food.
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My first thought on seeing this travesty is that all the ingredients are things you'd find in a prison commissary. I wouldn't be surprised if that's exactly where it came from.

I wonder how it's sending them to the hospital. Nothing in it seems too extreme. It wouldn't be spicy enough to make you sick unless you were a total lightweight. It's also insanely salty, but I don't think it would have much more sodium than the average meal at Denny's.

Maybe they're just so sick from their normal shitty diet that it kicked their preexisting diseases up a notch.
Bom Taker said:
Because the amerimutt eats their food in the exact same way (either at a "soul food" restaurant or at a prison) they eat spicy, slimy slop with too many things to differentiate other ingredients.
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Classic soul food is actually pretty excellent and one of the primary varieties of Southern food. It has some pretty unhealthy dishes in it, but they're delicious. They also use actual, real seasonings like paprika and celery seed and not just the unholy mix of Lawry's seasoned salt and other Dollar General tier powdered shit.

So a real soul food meal might be something like Southern fried catfish with collard greens fried in bacon grease and peach cobbler for dessert, that is, something even Southern white people might eat. The main difference is in the spice profile.

So I wouldn't really put soul food in the "niggers eating cornstarch" category. It's actually food fit for humans.
 
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Here's my idea on how the spicy bowl came to be: somewhere in chicago, some ratched niggress got out of prison, she missed eating the ghetto prison slop that she would make, so she decided to make a "fancier" version of it (instead of a ramen flavor packet, she replaced it with negro sezuhnings and hot sauce, instead of some bagged tuna, she replaces it with some bagged shrimp from walmart, she adds jalapenos because its more fresh and healthy and they didn't have it at prison.) Otherwise most of the other ingredients that weren't replaced with "fancier" versions are the same as ones from prison.

Then she realized that maybe she could make some money from selling her "fancy" prison food, so she goes onto facebook marketplace and instagram to advertise something called the spicy bowl, and here we are now.
AnOminous said:
Classic soul food is actually pretty excellent and one of the primary varieties of Southern food. It has some pretty unhealthy dishes in it, but they're delicious. They also use actual, real seasonings like paprika and celery seed and not just the unholy mix of Lawry's seasoned salt and other Dollar General tier powdered shit.

So a real soul food meal might be something like Southern fried catfish with collard greens fried in bacon grease and peach cobbler for dessert, that is, something even Southern white people might eat. The main difference is in the spice profile.

So I wouldn't really put soul food in the "niggers eating cornstarch" category. It's actually food fit for humans.
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I agree that soul food's pretty good, what i really ment are hood nigger restaurants, I shouldn't have put "soul food" restaurants there.
 
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