Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

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Cuntspiracy Man said:
I genuinely wonder if this is affecting actual struggling people more than gibsmedat-Americans, especially when the latter probably steal no problem

But I'm also curious, they already say they're struggling when they eat their twinkies and chicken meals, and they clearly don't have the know how to make do with little, what could an actual struggle meal for them even look like?
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That’s exactly what I’m wondering.

Heaps and heaps of corn starch, probably
 
Celestia's Little Helper said:
That’s exactly what I’m wondering.

Heaps and heaps of corn starch, probably
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I genuinely think they just won't figure out how to cut back because they don't comprehend what they're already having in excess
They won't stop piling on the sweets, they won't cook simpler foods, they sure as hell won't- god forbid- choose smaller less expensive brands, they'll make hauls of themselves "shopping on a budget" showing themselves putting the most expensive items in the cart without a shred of self awareness and get themselves into debt and then complain that, "look, look how "modestly" I shop, only a 6 pack of Coca Cola and I even had to put back the SECOND cake, this is inhumane!"
I look forward to it
 
Surprisingly, to me at least, some new lady has been popping up in my feeds doing live Argo binges using some martini glass thing. I've definitely lost my edge somehow because I get too repulsed to watch after more than one spoonful. Screenshot_20251102-143658.png
 
p1138 said:
I have discovered black women attempting to enter the confectionary world. Candied grapes. Now candied fruit is a thing, but it's not what you might be thinking. We're talking neon colored flavored candy shells, and then sometimes even more bullshit on that of that.

"No one makes candied grapes here" yes, because it's fucking stupid to put a bubblegum candy shell onto grapes.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=a-9WzOqr3TA
Neon blue bubblegum coating not enough?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=q1_0kQWNT00
How about a "business" selling multiple flavors?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5YkveJqu44w
There are videos of not black women doing this, but it mostly seems to be a "viral crafts trend" type thing, but black women seem to love this shit.
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Candied grapes are definitely not a nigger invention or "thing", it's a Christmas market staple in my (formerly) white country since basically forever. I don't know about her recipe but the ones with a simple red glaze (much like the one used for candied apples) are great, i have them at least once every year when i am visiting the Christmas market, except when some muslim decides it's a good idea to park his Truck of Peace there.
AnOminous said:
You know what's awesome? JUST EATING GRAPES! GRAPES RULE! Eat some fucking grapes, bitch! It's awesome.
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Bestest fruit and i could kill whichever nigger made it so that a pound now regularly costs ~5€. Only the most tasteless and shitty are ever on sale for under that and i hate it.
 
The Feline Solution 2 said:
Candied grapes are definitely not a nigger invention or "thing", it's a Christmas market staple in my (formerly) white country since basically forever.
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Bubblegum flavor candy coated grapes in May being consumed by a 300 pound black woman is a Christmas staple? Ok.
The Feline Solution 2 said:
I don't know about her recipe but the ones with a simple red glaze (much like the one used for candied apples) are great, i have them at least once every year when i am visiting the Christmas market, except when some muslim decides it's a good idea to park his Truck of Peace there.
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Did you not see the thumbnails, or read the post? Red glazed candied apples, are not the same as neon bubblegum candy flavored bullshit coatings, nor whatever Roman tradition someone else previously claimed it was either, nor is eating them by the handful on the couch the same as sitting out at a buffet at an event. Saying it's just like this other different thing, does not make it like some other different thing.

Also, why are you double posting?
 

p1138 said:
Bubblegum flavor candy coated grapes in May being consumed by a 300 pound black woman is a Christmas staple? Ok.

Did you not see the thumbnails, or read the post? Red glazed candied apples, are not the same as neon bubblegum candy flavored bullshit coatings, nor whatever Roman tradition someone else previously claimed it was either, nor is eating them by the handful on the couch the same as sitting out at a buffet at an event. Saying it's just like this other different thing, does not make it like some other different thing.

Also, why are you double posting?
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You on your period, nigger?
 
The Feline Solution 2 said:


You on your period, nigger?
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You failed to read the post like an illiterate nigger(or even look at the videos, or even just the thumbnails). If you also failed to look at the date, that's not my problem. You quoted my post, which generated an alert(also showing you don't know how the forums work I guess, which isn't a surprise after your double post), said some retarded shit I don't agree with(after failing to even read what you were replying to) and are what, upset that I haven't changed my mind on the matter?
 
AssignedEva said:
Auntie Sang, I'm sorry you lost the "Korean Fried Chicken vs Black Fried Chicken" video and I wish you could have shared your amazing honey and radish recipe with us
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The fatigue is spreading

I can taste tap water
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This video has everything: the performative cleanliness and pretending to be better than others ("I can taste tap water", and the other girl letting everyone know she washed the rice), obvious in-group bias (I don't think a black person could have produced such shit fried rice, and then voting for that), then all the lies (I have never seen corn in fried rice, then uses fried rice)

I also just watched the spaghetti one and the same thing keeps happening: the black participants/judges vote higher the dishes that they think are made by other blacks.. for the reason that the dishes are shit
 
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Soggy paper straw said:
The fatigue is spreading
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0CIt_L0GXJM


This video has everything: the performative cleanliness and pretending to be better than others ("I can taste tap water", and the other girl letting everyone know she ashed the rice), obvious in-group bias (I don't think a black person could have produced such shit fried rice, and then voting for that), then all the lies (I have never seen corn in fried rice, then uses fried rice)

I also just watched the spaghetti one and the same thing keeps happening: the black participants/judges vote higher the dishes that they think are made by other blacks.. for the reason that the dishes are shit
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everything they do really is for appearances
they're the experts of pretending to notice things they don't just to show off

it'd be hilarious if these show hosts started telling them bullshit about the food they eat and watching them go "oh yeah yeah I can totally taste that" before revealing to them it was made up and watching them squirm
or just lie and say a dish is by blacks and then reveal it's not or vice versa
 
As a teen I worked at a gas station that also had a "fish market" on the side. This was about one mile from the coast. A few times a year, we'd get in raw oysters in these plastic gallon jugs. I stole a whole gallon one evening ( I think the price of a gallon was $50 or so at the time) and took it home to fry since I knew my parents would be out late "dancing". I had never fried oysters before, but I had seen it done before. Can't be hard. Dumped oil in a pan and set it on the stove. Dug through the pantry, all through the pantry, found no flour. But found a bag of corn starch. I mean, what the heck is flour? Is flour corn starch? It sure looked the same. Breaded up several fist fulls of oysters in egg and corn starch and fried it up. It was very unsatisfying. Clearly corn starch is not "flour". I forced myself to eat more, I'm a big man. But only felt sicker. Threw everything out into the canal behind the house. Then the next day realized that even though I had the gallon jug in three trash bags on the ride home in my car, it still leaked and the car was forever oyster tainted.
In hindsight, I'm pretty sure my mom probably did have flour in the pantry, it was probably just in a vase or something, I was looking for a bag that said "flour" on it 🫤 If people eat corn starch for fun, they are retarded.
 
dorxter¼ said:
As a teen I worked at a gas station that also had a "fish market" on the side. This was about one mile from the coast. A few times a year, we'd get in raw oysters in these plastic gallon jugs. I stole a whole gallon one evening ( I think the price of a gallon was $50 or so at the time) and took it home to fry since I knew my parents would be out late "dancing". I had never fried oysters before, but I had seen it done before. Can't be hard. Dumped oil in a pan and set it on the stove. Dug through the pantry, all through the pantry, found no flour. But found a bag of corn starch. I mean, what the heck is flour? Is flour corn starch? It sure looked the same. Breaded up several fist fulls of oysters in egg and corn starch and fried it up. It was very unsatisfying. Clearly corn starch is not "flour". I forced myself to eat more, I'm a big man. But only felt sicker. Threw everything out into the canal behind the house. Then the next day realized that even though I had the gallon jug in three trash bags on the ride home in my car, it still leaked and the car was forever oyster tainted.
In hindsight, I'm pretty sure my mom probably did have flour in the pantry, it was probably just in a vase or something, I was looking for a bag that said "flour" on it 🫤 If people eat corn starch for fun, they are retarded.
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Were you drunk when you did all that?

Followup question, were you drunk when you wrote this?
 
Cornstarch is a decent breading (see: Orange Chicken, General Tso's Chicken) so you probably fucked something else up.
 
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dorxter¼ said:
As a teen I worked at a gas station that also had a "fish market" on the side. This was about one mile from the coast. A few times a year, we'd get in raw oysters in these plastic gallon jugs. I stole a whole gallon one evening ( I think the price of a gallon was $50 or so at the time) and took it home to fry since I knew my parents would be out late "dancing". I had never fried oysters before, but I had seen it done before. Can't be hard. Dumped oil in a pan and set it on the stove. Dug through the pantry, all through the pantry, found no flour. But found a bag of corn starch. I mean, what the heck is flour? Is flour corn starch? It sure looked the same. Breaded up several fist fulls of oysters in egg and corn starch and fried it up. It was very unsatisfying. Clearly corn starch is not "flour". I forced myself to eat more, I'm a big man. But only felt sicker. Threw everything out into the canal behind the house. Then the next day realized that even though I had the gallon jug in three trash bags on the ride home in my car, it still leaked and the car was forever oyster tainted.
In hindsight, I'm pretty sure my mom probably did have flour in the pantry, it was probably just in a vase or something, I was looking for a bag that said "flour" on it 🫤 If people eat corn starch for fun, they are retarded,
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This is why you practice proper mise en place- always get all your ingredients out *before* you start cooking!
 
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