You were probably just drunk, retarded, and had no clue what you were doing. Corn starch and baking powder are a perfectly cromulent breading for super crispy wings and similar things.
I finally learned to do this every single time, as an absolute rule, literally everything in my ingredients list has to be right there on the table before I even start, after I couldn't find a vital ingredient and smashed up the kitchen like an autistic ape (to use a random_text.txt quote).
I was a wigger at the time.
I might have smoked a joint to celebrate the coming expected feast
No, but it was 4am.
I dunno, I just remember with pure corn starch it would not get crispy, stayed gummy. Frying longer made it burn. Upon eating, it just felt like they were sitting in my stomach and not digesting. Cornstarch gave it no good flavor either. Gave up on trying to fry them, and ate a few raw before just giving up on the project entirely.
As an Asian I hate you so much. Then again I'm not around black people. I always try and be friendly to the black people in encounter and seeing this fucking video made me hate black people chow just a bit more.
This is actually a bit from older Hell's Kitchen where Ramsay would make things that looked like fancy dishes out of shit like hot-dogs and cheeze whiz, claim they were fancy dishes, then while the contestants are all trying to gargle his balls with compliments he'd pull the rug and reveal they just spent several minutes complimenting dishes that were basically an American 7-11 in a blender and they all had shit palates for not recognizing it.
Sounds like your oil wasn't hot enough
That's why you also use baking powder and some sneeznin. The baking powder catalyzes the reaction. Actually Lawry's seasoned salt would do fine. I usually use powdered cayenne (or something hotter) and smoked paprika.
How have you eaten fried rice and never seen corn in it, including baby corn? Kind of the whole point of fried rice is nearly anything can go into it. I'm fond of tiny diced crispy bits of Spam sometimes, or the same with pork belly.
"Brother, these are levels of negrosity the human mind has yet to comprehend." That's a pretty good line.
Hmmm if only they made fryers that were designed to deep fry...
Consume the cornstarch chalice
They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats. They're eating the babies.
it's called a pot
Great fuckin idea, so you can waste an immense amount of oil and then have a giant mess on the stovetop on top of that.
One of the times I had a black housemate, he left a pot full of oil on our stove at all times so he could fry chicken. He would fry chicken just about every day. The stovetop was disgusting but it was a college house.
it's your fault if you can't find an appropriately sized pot and cook without making a mess
The "appropriately sized pot" is a deep fryer you fucking mongo.
that's just a pot with too much nonsense going on