Niggercattle finance - Kiwi Farms' Caleb Hammer Moment

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Flaming_Barghast said:
Surprisingly no! It's a fucking husky.
And I know, right?
She's also fat with weird proportions. She's morbidly obese with a relatively small waist for her size. Her ass is 3 fucking feet across. Not around, ACROSS. So she thinks only black guys like her cuz huge ass.
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Maybe she spraypaints her buttocks brown to attract them
 
Irregardless said:
y definition of trained might be a bit excessive, but to elaborate, by "trained" I mean:
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I saw the best trained dog one day at home depot. This huge 150 lb dog was calm didn't bark but it put itself between myself and the owner.
 
Chongqing said:
A guy I know got laid off a few months ago. He had a pretty well-paying job.

He hasn't gone on unemployment, because he has severance and savings.

Literally leaving thousands of dollars at the table.

In the past year or so I've convince two other people with the same mentality to go on unemployment. They wouldn't have otherwise.

It's weird.
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It is not in the white man's nature to take government gibs.
 
Late as fuck, but adding on to husky talk; the vast majority of people shouldn't buy a husky and I've been seeing an uptick in niggers and Indians buying them for some reason. Probably the worst types to buy this particular breed.

These dogs are assholes, with more energy than most can burn, barely trainable and will still challenge you with how independent they are. They're smart yet dumb as shit at the same time. They will go blind among other common health issues. They need groomed consistently and brushed constantly; don't forget constant vacuuming thanks to all their hair. Your day off work and weekends will be focused on the dog or else you'll have destroyed shit; simple walks around the neighborhood are warmups; when I had mine I'd have to go on hour+ long hikes while they wore a dog backpack weighted with water bottles and the asshole would still chew on everything. They're supposed to calm down between 2-3; good luck.

Gorgeous dogs and I always debate on getting another but they're just not fucking worth it.


For clothing, I've been buying used Hugo Boss shirts on eBay for over a year now and have loved it. Kohls' Sonoma jeans have been pretty great as well when compared to Levi's; same for the Walmart athletic Wranglers but they never have my size.

Walmart has decent clothing; Chaps has been ok for their sweaters but with American brands, I've realized I have to step down in size to a medium or else I'll look like a fat fuck when wearing large.
 
You're MDNWU said:
Walmart has decent clothing
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I really hate that it's come to this, but I'm convinced walmart has superior clothing at a fraction of the cost of your mainline department stores. Blame it on the horrible economic model of having massive buildings with barely any foot traffic if you will, but I can get comparable if not better items in walmart than a Belk/JCPennies type outfit. Those Wrangler jeans are ~$20 each and hold up just fine, esteemed Mexican manufacturing. $60 Levis have stupid designs and get made in Bangladesh or Pakistan, literal jeet jeans.

Don't get me started on shirts. Simple men's wear is apparently a practical joke nowadays. It takes ages to find clothing that isn't made for obese fucks with beer bellies. Hilariously, I think walmart plans for the meth addict customerbase and can fit a shirt for men without type 2 diabetes.
 
You're MDNWU said:
Walmart has decent clothing; Chaps has been ok for their sweaters but with American brands, I've realized I have to step down in size to a medium or else I'll look like a fat fuck when wearing large.
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Target has some comfy shirts lately. We've tended to avoid target, but their clothing quality seems very good for the prices. The Goodfellow ones I've tried are very nice material and long enough for conceal carry for $15. Boscovs has good jeans for way less than name brands. eBay is a good play for a lot of stuff.

I hope one day to pitch Dodge a malt liquor with the Hellcat brand on it and finally become a millionaire.
 
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Audit said:
I really hate that it's come to this, but I'm convinced walmart has superior clothing at a fraction of the cost of your mainline department stores. Blame it on the horrible economic model of having massive buildings with barely any foot traffic if you will, but I can get comparable if not better items in walmart than a Belk/JCPennies type outfit. Those Wrangler jeans are ~$20 each and hold up just fine, esteemed Mexican manufacturing. $60 Levis have stupid designs and get made in Bangladesh or Pakistan, literal jeet jeans.

Don't get me started on shirts. Simple men's wear is apparently a practical joke nowadays. It takes ages to find clothing that isn't made for obese fucks with beer bellies. Hilariously, I think walmart plans for the meth addict customerbase and can fit a shirt for men without type 2 diabetes.
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There is no middle anymore.
 
DrakosBiz said:
It feels weird being Gen Z and having more in my retirement than the boomers and millennials at my job.
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If you think that's bad, just talk to your zoomer peers. By simply not spending 20%+ of my income on lavish overseas vacations, not buying >>$100 shirts/per-item clothing, and cooking at home, I've managed to afford a house while my peers are proudly proclaiming that they can always get more money later in life. They're now in their 30's with 6 fig salaries. I can only guess where the fuck their salaries go. Niggercattle finance applies to moderately successful people too. It's like those celebrities making 7/8 figure incomes during their A-lister years and being dead broke after falling out of popularity. Some people WILL spend literally everything they make and nothing short of divine providence will make them act fiscally responsible.

Per boomers, most of the wealthy ones I know are just accumulating houses as a retirement package. They're really convinced that houses are a liquid asset. If the housing bubble bursts, lots of people will lose their shirts and a chain-reaction of extra houses hitting the market to cover loses could occur. I'm really dubious to the actual resale value of the McMansions and other oversized, poorly constructed, badly located, monolithic homes that 95% of the country can't afford and hardly anyone in the remaining segment would want. There's going to be a lot of boomers dying in rural 5+ bedroom houses that they purchased in the pre-2008 housing bubble.
 
I want to believe so badly that mcmansions will crash, but as long as rich immigrants from China, Eastern Europe, and the middle east keep pouring it I can't see it happening. I've lived close enough to a couple rich neighborhoods to see the trend over time. Lots of jogging and dog walking and not a word of English being spoken.
 
Nagato Kai Ni Surigao said:
I want to believe so badly that mcmansions will crash, but as long as rich immigrants from China, Eastern Europe, and the middle east keep pouring it I can't see it happening. I've lived close enough to a couple rich neighborhoods to see the trend over time. Lots of jogging and dog walking and not a word of English being spoken.
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Incredible, you've found a group of shallow imbeciles dumb enough to be the exit liquidity for one of the dumbest investment propositions ever.

Now how do we get them to invest in Intel. It's definitely going to the moon this time.
 
Audit said:
There's going to be a lot of boomers dying in rural 5+ bedroom houses that they purchased in the pre-2008 housing bubble.
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Funny you bring this up, I had a conversation with a boomer the other day about exactly this and I felt like Man Ray trying to give Patrick his wallet back.
"You acknowledge your own child could not buy your home from you."
"Yes."
"And that child literally works the same job you worked at his age."
"Yes."
"And we got on this conversation because he told you he can't afford children because his rent is more than your mortgage."
"Yes."
"So why do you think someone like him is going to buy it when you retire?"
"Families are going to want these three rooms for their kids!"
 
There will be this Boomer reckoning when they all try to sell their houses at roughly the same time when their retirement financial calculus assumes they can get peak pricing with it. Will they stubbornly hold onto it or will they just fire sale it and get far less than what they’re planning, which ensures that they will run out of money in their final years? Bonus points if they just assume their children should be expected to take care of them, even though they refused to give them the house. Hope those kids tell their boomer parents to eat shit.
 
The Hardest R said:
There will be this Boomer reckoning when they all try to sell their houses at roughly the same time when their retirement financial calculus assumes they can get peak pricing with it. Will they stubbornly hold onto it or will they just fire sale it and get far less than what they’re planning, which ensures that they will run out of money in their final years? Bonus points if they just assume their children should be expected to take care of them, even though they refused to give them the house. Hope those kids tell their boomer parents to eat shit.
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The boomers would rather die than sell at a loss of potential profit, theres no way any of them will sell except to corporations or outside foreign billionaires.

"I am curious about the Hillbilly faces when in 2050, some filthy rich Chinese will drive their Mercedes convertible into the impoverished Midwest to buy some blond sex slaves."
 
Audit said:
Incredible, you've found a group of shallow imbeciles dumb enough to be the exit liquidity for one of the dumbest investment propositions ever.

Now how do we get them to invest in Intel. It's definitely going to the moon this time.
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These people literally live their entire lives to show off. If you've ever been to Paris it's all rich Asians, middle eastern or Russia people buying the over priced lv bs there. Even the French don't buy it anymore. It's all about the status.
 
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