Niggercattle finance - Kiwi Farms' Caleb Hammer Moment

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This is pretty much exactly why, whenever it is brought up, I always tell people to treat Crypto like day trading and gambling mixed in together. While "nothing" backs the value of Fiat currency, literally nothing backs the "value" of Crypto. Its only value comes from whatever a bunch of Anons decide it should be today, and the Pink Wojak meme pretty much owes its existence to dumbasses losing everything they have to the latest Crypto scam memecoin.

And besides, the only reason to actually use Crypto as money is if you're buying illegal shit.
If you're doing shorter term trading and have no insider info, crypto and conventional securities are about the same. The motion of a stock is functionally identical to Brownian motion (continuous random walk).
 
the ultimate niggercattle move is to open an investment account and go with the standard recommended portfolio with high fees and mediocre performance and never changing it or bothering to learn about investing. Same with pensions
 
the ultimate niggercattle move is to open an investment account and go with the standard recommended portfolio with high fees and mediocre performance and never changing it or bothering to learn about investing. Same with pensions
Bonus points if you can get talked into putting most of your money into low risk bonds with payouts lower than the inflation rate.
 
Friend of my sisters is a coal burner, only goes after black guys (she can't reproduce, dw)
She has never lived on her own, or left her parents house, and is 40.
She has cashed out her 401k and sold one of her two cars for a black guy in jail for drunk driving, spending 40k on an attorney when it was a garuntee he'd get 2 years because 3rd offense.
She bought him a jeep that he crashed, and a dog.
She already has 2 dogs, and it was a dog her boyfriend wanted. No I don't know why the fuck she got it.
She also quit a very well paying job because it drug tested and said bf got her into meth.

Oh and she knows she's a side piece. She thinks this guy is going to divorce his wife with 2 children for her. She obvs isn't the only side piece because she caught the clap from him.
 
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Friend of my sisters is a coal burner, only goes after black guys (she can't reproduce, dw)
She has never lived on her own, or left her parents house, and is 40.
She has cashed out her 401k and sold one of her two cars for a black guy in jail for drunk driving, spending 40k on an attorney when it was a garuntee he'd get 2 years because 3rd offense.
She bought him a jeep that he crashed, and a dog.
She already has 2 dogs, and it was a dog her boyfriend wanted. No I don't know why the fuck she got it.
She also quit a very well paying job because it drug tested and said bf got her into meth.

Oh and she knows she's a side piece. She thinks this guy is going to divorce his wife with 2 children for her. She obvs isn't the only side piece because she caught the clap from him.
Literal nigger finance. Incredible. I presume the dog is a shitbull. If this were reddit, I'd call your story fake and assume you were botting for karma with how stupid this woman is.
 
Literal nigger finance. Incredible. I presume the dog is a shitbull. If this were reddit, I'd call your story fake and assume you were botting for karma with how stupid this woman is.
Surprisingly no! It's a fucking husky.
And I know, right?
She's also fat with weird proportions. She's morbidly obese with a relatively small waist for her size. Her ass is 3 fucking feet across. Not around, ACROSS. So she thinks only black guys like her cuz huge ass.
 
Surprisingly no! It's a fucking husky.
And I know, right?
She's also fat with weird proportions. She's morbidly obese with a relatively small waist for her size. Her ass is 3 fucking feet across. Not around, ACROSS. So she thinks only black guys like her cuz huge ass.
To be fair, husky's also a good bet for someone like this. A very, very hyperactive and high-maintenance dog that is 9/10 bought for the looks. Retards tend to not consider breeds beyond the look.

And lol, trashy niggas like girls who're easy, and morbidly obese women are the easiest.
 
To be fair, husky's also a good bet for someone like this. A very, very hyperactive and high-maintenance dog that is 9/10 bought for the looks. Retards tend to not consider breeds beyond the look.
Huskies are possibly one of the worst dog breeds to purchase. They're basically a hobby in and of themselves, and they WILL destroy your social life. Try dating with one? Congrats, it spends 2+ hours barking at whoever you brought over. They're one of the least trainable dogs with the greatest vocalization instinct. They're possibly worse than shitbulls. The shitbull at least lets you make a baby before it eats it. The husky will chase away anyone that isn't already a braindead husky fan. Don't get me started on how the professional grooming services you will need for this stupid animal will routinely fire you as a customer because it won't shut the fuck up on the grooming table.

10/10 would recommend huskies to all my worst enemies.
 
Huskies are possibly one of the worst dog breeds to purchase. They're basically a hobby in and of themselves, and they WILL destroy your social life. Try dating with one? Congrats, it spends 2+ hours barking at whoever you brought over. They're one of the least trainable dogs with the greatest vocalization instinct. They're possibly worse than shitbulls. The shitbull at least lets you make a baby before it eats it. The husky will chase away anyone that isn't already a braindead husky fan. Don't get me started on how the professional grooming services you will need for this stupid animal will routinely fire you as a customer because it won't shut the fuck up on the grooming table.

10/10 would recommend huskies to all my worst enemies.
I adore huskys but this is why I'd NEVER want one.
 
To be fair, husky's also a good bet for someone like this. A very, very hyperactive and high-maintenance dog that is 9/10 bought for the looks. Retards tend to not consider breeds beyond the look.

And lol, trashy niggas like girls who're easy, and morbidly obese women are the easiest.
Huskies are possibly one of the worst dog breeds to purchase. They're basically a hobby in and of themselves, and they WILL destroy your social life. Try dating with one? Congrats, it spends 2+ hours barking at whoever you brought over. They're one of the least trainable dogs with the greatest vocalization instinct. They're possibly worse than shitbulls. The shitbull at least lets you make a baby before it eats it. The husky will chase away anyone that isn't already a braindead husky fan. Don't get me started on how the professional grooming services you will need for this stupid animal will routinely fire you as a customer because it won't shut the fuck up on the grooming table.

10/10 would recommend huskies to all my worst enemies.
I adore huskys but this is why I'd NEVER want one.
Oh man... one of the biggest black pills someone can experience as an adult is learning just how much of a burden it is to be a responsible dog owner.... Like, if someone is fine with being part of the 95% of retards who just live with a dog that walks around and does whatever it wants while basically having 0 training, doesn't reliably come when called, doesn't do what it's told, and will bolt out the front door the second it gets a chance, they can go right ahead. Hopefully for them their dog doesn't run into the middle of traffic during one of the inevitable off leash escapes.

For the few people that actually give a shit about the living thing they willingly chose to bring into their home, owning a dog is responsibility that requires consistent reaffirming of training, boundary's, and expectations. It gets easier after they become 1-2 y/o, but people should expect to put at least an hour a day solely focused on training/exercise for them.

With that, I am somebody who has experience owning/caring for quite a few dog breeds, and have had my fair share of experience with not only husky's but husky mixes and other husky like breeds such as Samoyed's, and all I can say is, everything mentioned above is 100% correct. They are the worst fucking dogs. They are way more vocal than other breeds, way more energetic than other breeds, way less trainable than other breeds, and overall require far more attention at a baseline than other breeds. The second someone gets a husky is the second they have lost full control over the ambient volume of their life for the remainder of their time owning that dog. Not to mention since people have to go to work every day, if you are someone who gets one as a puppy unless you have someone looking after them 24/7 they will never be trained, and they will bark literally non-stop. You're more likely to get kicked out of your apartment (if you live in one) due to noise complaints of nightly barking, than you are to train one not to bark. Husky's unironically fuck peoples lives up due to just how shit they are as dogs.
 
For the few people that actually give a shit about the living thing they willingly chose to bring into their home, owning a dog is responsibility that requires consistent reaffirming of training, boundary's, and expectations. It gets easier after they become 1-2 y/o, but people should expect to put at least an hour a day solely focused on training/exercise for them.
I have a dog that's pretty well disciplined without any real training, though that might just be luck. Though maybe we're so much time together she just caught my neuroticism.

But the breed really matters. My mutt is some corgi + mystery meat and she gets even people who don't like dogs to enjoy her presence.
 
I have a dog that's pretty well disciplined without any real training, though that might just be luck. Though maybe we're so much time together she just caught my neuroticism.

But the breed really matters. My mutt is some corgi + mystery meat and she gets even people who don't like dogs to enjoy her presence.
My definition of trained might be a bit excessive, but to elaborate, by "trained" I mean:

  • Little to no barking, on average my well trained Doberman barked once a day at 7am to let me know he's awake and was hungry/had to use the bathroom, and then there was the rare occasions he was caught off guard when someone came in the house he didn't recognize from a door people don't usually come through, but that was rare and wanted.
  • Follows commands 9-9.5/10, if they are told to do something, they do it. There is no whining, no half assing it, no ignoring it. They do what they're told the majority of times with 0 issue, with the exception being there is a lot of external stimulation going on that might confuse/distract them.
  • Can be left alone inside/outside reliably and won't steal, fuck with, or destroy anything
  • Does not "go off on their own" or wander. If I tell that SOB to sit and stay on a specific tile, and I leave for 15-30 minutes, that mother fucker better still be on that same tile, and if he's laid down or wiggled off it a bit he better pop right the fuck up back on it
Now obviously you can get lucky or a dog can just be chill and not cause any issues, but personally to those who haven't gotten lucky I recommend taking dog ownership very seriously because a dog can become the biggest piece of shit in the world simply because their owner didn't really know what they were doing and let a few too many things go wrong in their upbringing.

At the end of the day dogs are animals, they are not people, they aren't our kids, and they don't require or have the same emotional, mental, or physical needs people do. They don't have and don't need autonomy, and they don't need the same things a human does to be happy. When I tell my dog to go to his cage and stay there he isn't thinking to himself "man why do I gotta do this" "I don't wanna be in this cage for god knows how long" he isn't thinking anything because he's a fucking dog. The only thing going through his mind is that if he does what he's told he will be rewarded with my approval and that is literally the only thing that matters to him.
 
  • Can be left alone inside/outside reliably and won't steal, fuck with, or destroy anything
  • Does not "go off on their own" or wander. If I tell that SOB to sit and stay on a specific tile, and I leave for 15-30 minutes, that mother fucker better still be on that same tile, and if he's laid down or wiggled off it a bit he better pop right the fuck up back on it
>everyrhing my neighbor fails at.
She's white trash, not nigger trash, so prolly doesn't count. Here's the story if curious. Beware this is stream of consciousness ranting so it may be a little hard to follow.

she had a pitbull that had attacked 2 people, then it bit her sons face and she didnt believe him that he was just gently playing because he was 4, he remembers because of how terrified he was. (12 rn) constantly blames this little boy for being the reason they had to put the dog down, since cps got involved when teachers got concerned.
She now has a fucking neurotic puppy that was 14 weeks when I met it, she fucking claimed it was a "retired police dog". At 15 weeks.
Uh huh.
Anyway, it's a shepard with a severe anxiety problem. It's fucking terrified and she doesn't help, house of 5 kids, all under 14, toddlers run in the street in only diapers with faces covered in fucking pudding. Guess who rounds them up?
The son she blames for killing the pit.
Oh and she's also fat, like 5 nothing and 300 to 400, all her kids are sticks. 2 of them now have brain damage from her "parenting".
Sorry, getting off topic.
So the shepard is smart enough to open their back gate, it's the metal chain link slide ones so it isn't hard. Neurotic dog tried to corner me in the back alley. Managed to intimidate it into behaving, even got it to sit somehow. Made it walk back. Whenever I walk by now, if it's barking nonstop, it stops when I walk by.
She also got a small kitten that escaped but that's a whole other kettle of fish. But she's white in a lower middle class neighborhood, dogs and kids are fed enough, she doesn't do drugs, so cps won't do anything.
 
  • Little to no barking, on average my well trained Doberman barked once a day at 7am to let me know he's awake and was hungry/had to use the bathroom, and then there was the rare occasions he was caught off guard when someone came in the house he didn't recognize from a door people don't usually come through, but that was rare and wanted.
  • Follows commands 9-9.5/10, if they are told to do something, they do it. There is no whining, no half assing it, no ignoring it. They do what they're told the majority of times with 0 issue, with the exception being there is a lot of external stimulation going on that might confuse/distract them.
  • Can be left alone inside/outside reliably and won't steal, fuck with, or destroy anything
  • Does not "go off on their own" or wander. If I tell that SOB to sit and stay on a specific tile, and I leave for 15-30 minutes, that mother fucker better still be on that same tile, and if he's laid down or wiggled off it a bit he better pop right the fuck up back on it
God damn that's harsh. My standards are way lower.
* Potty trained and not aggressive towards people on default.
* Won't vandalize my house when I'm outside for couple of hours.
* Won't try to wonder off when unattended.
* Barking very rarely and at least somewhat justified reasons.

And I dunno, yeah dogs aren't humans, but being too controlling of them never sat well with me.
 
To the person who said it's stupid to spend money on expensive clothes. You're wrong.

Never lay retail but there are deals out there on designer fashion and designer fashion is almost always made at a better quality than the Amazon slop.
I agree. Most clothing manufacturers have decided to go with the fast fashion model of shit starting to fall apart after a few wash cycles so that way you can buy more from them. An expensive shirt will actually save you in the long run than buying a cheaper shirt multiple times.

The fast fashion model has fucked a number of things up. I needed to buy a decent belt recently and it was a baffling ordeal for me because they just didn’t exist, even at the nicer retailers. I’ve actually had to start going to bespoke clothiers to get decent clothing. More money but seems to be worth it in the long run.
 
I agree. Most clothing manufacturers have decided to go with the fast fashion model of shit starting to fall apart after a few wash cycles so that way you can buy more from them. An expensive shirt will actually save you in the long run than buying a cheaper shirt multiple times.
It may seem weird, but I think it's the middle ground of clothing that's the worst right now. Cheap $20 wal-mart jeans from mexico? Those are holding up well. $60 levi's from Belk? Yeah, those were garbage. If you just want the basic shit of life, just find a store that orders 400 million units of it a year and it'll probably be decent enough. It's the department stores that are just shit nowadays. Even department store polo shirts don't feel like they're made for humans that weigh less than 250 lb. Can't comment on the super high end stuff. Someone else can say if uptown shops like the gap or banana republic have gone the way of mainstream department stores.

My operating theory is that retail spaces have become so expensive that dedicated clothing stores are cutting down on quality to below walmart levels to make up for slow merchandise turnover rates. Seriously, have you been to a jcpenny lately? It's a ghost town with only 2 or 3 clerks in the whole building. God help you if a middle aged woman decides to argue with the checkout over sales prices. It will literally take 15 minutes for you to check out with the 4 packages of socks and undershirts you came in for. Fuck that, just order it online.
 
Never lay retail but there are deals out there on designer fashion and designer fashion is almost always made at a better quality than the Amazon slop.
I’ve actually had to start going to bespoke clothiers to get decent clothing. More money but seems to be worth it in the long run.
Can't comment on the super high end stuff. Someone else can say if uptown shops like the gap or banana republic have gone the way of mainstream department stores.

Would love to know any specific examples as well. I always worry I'm gonna gamble on something that looks better quality and then it turns out it's shit.
 
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