💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

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Re: Nick Bate - Another creep similar to Chris?

Judge Holden said:
Fialovy said:
Surtur said:
This guy isnt a LOLCow so much has he is a HorrorCow.
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Yeah, he is up there with people like Deeker. He has completely surpassed the lolcow tier we can all agree.
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Deeker is just a creepier shade of pamperchu, Bates has actually sexually assaulted a young child and his only punishment for it was that her parents now keep an eye on him when he has access to her again. In my opinion the fact he crossed that line forever removed him from the category of lolcow, he is a real life monster and needs to be kicked screaming into a cell for the rest of his life.

Had bates not done this then I would say he is indeed representative of the outer limits of the lolcow kingdom but as he has happily admitted and attempted to justify this I almost think we need a new forum category for him. Hell, I was half thinking about creating a poorly camoflaged Ripperologist thread somewhere on the deep thoughts section (based on my best friend getting a job doing Jack the Ripper walks on the east end) about society's reaction to serial killers, so I half sincerely suggest we get ourselves a criminal scumOblivion reference before you ask... no I dont care that memes 7 years out of date now sub-subforum to contain those who arouse fascination and revulsion for their eccentricities combined with their criminality

Bate's presence here is... and I say these words 100% seriously, a genuine insult to almost every single lolcow on this list.
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Agreed. There's plenty of lolcows, but few shuddercows, Nick Bate's clearly one of them.

Here's the list of shuddercows I have comprised.

Nick Bate
Deeker
Loveshies
Pamperchu
Mad Thad
 
Re: Nick Bate - Another creep similar to Chris?

Shuddercows, I like that term. They are a tier above (or below depending on how you look at it) lolcows and usually go from being lulzworthy to the point of being just downright disgusting and creepy, yet at the same time, still somehow interesting to the point one can't help but keep following them and talking about them and analyze their behaviors and whats going on inside their head much like one does with a lolcow.
 
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It's "aboat" not "aboot" by the way...fuckin' idiot. At least get it right if you're going to do that all the time.
 
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NICK WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BUTT Wha? I licked and penetrated it. I ALWAYS do. Oh, ok. I thought you did something else. Nope. The usual. Ok.
What my larping usually soonds like
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What. The. Fuck.

You know hoo a lot of couples have a signature song that describes their love? Me and Anna Nickel's should be What What (in the Butt).
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Of course it would be.

Wait, hoo did Luke telekinesis his lightsabre at the beginning of Empire when he didn't learn to do that until Yoda taught him telekinesis?
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Read the Expanded Universe...jackass. (Ok, that one was just me being an outraged Star Wars fan)
 
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I regret reading this thread.

I've seen plenty of stuff in my time on the internet. I've seen volumes of inflation porn posted to deviantart, I've looked down the gaping maw of Goatse. I've played hentai flash games of Pokemon just for the hell of it. I've seen Chris work his horrible bent dick and I've seen pamperchu microwave a dirty diaper to wear again.

But this?
This is the first of these things I've seen to actually make me feel sick to the stomach. People say that sort of thing all the time but Jesus Christ.

Chris? Chris is and was almost entirely harmless. He raged impotently a lot, but he could hardly hurt a fly and most certainly would never commit a sex crime.

This guy is a fucking child molester and a stalker. Reading about this has made me feel scared and dirty.

I'd like to apologize for any mean thing I've ever said about Chris. He might be a humongous, deluded manchild who lives with his mother and worries constantly about 'da trolls' finding him, but at least he's not Nick Bates.

I don't want to be in the same species as this person.
 
So, are we going to be checking his Twitter and Lancaster Online on Monday for justice updates?
 
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Why is Nick Bate still walking the streets if everyone on the Internet has evidence of him committing a sex crime? Serious question here. When I first read that I was convinced someone had to have called local authorities, and yet here we are April 27, 2013 and he's spergin' around on Twitter. Where is the concerted effort to get him put away? Is the ED crowd more concerned with getting its fill of entertainment than stopping him from tearing open some poor kid's caboose?
 
Well, according to earlier tweets, he's gonna meet some cops on Monday. I can't wait. I also can't screencap any of it, since I will likely be working when shit starts getting real.
 
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The only thing I can think of is that Authority don't think they can get a conviction because he's soo bat shit crazy on the other hand even if he was found NCRD he would be put in the state hospital long term, I was a betting man I would think he will end up in the state hospital for a very long time (if your nuts your held until your well and able to stand trial )
 
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He's now going on on twitter about how he considers himself to be of a superior species to the human race as a whole.... You couldn't make this shit up.
 
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And his "friends" so many thing I want to say or post trying so hard not to A-log this thing
 
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TheCrotchGobbler said:
This is the first of these things I've seen to actually make me feel sick to the stomach. People say that sort of thing all the time but Jesus Christ.
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Yup. It feels even worse if you're close with someone who's been through something similar to this prick's half sister.
 
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Crazy Pacer said:
I propose that we form a trolling ring like Chris had.

But we can't let him know.
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I don't think it's a good idea. He seems to have a loose grip on reality and constantly gets lost in fucked up internal dialogue he creates for himself. Could you imagine what he'd do if a troll managed to convince him Anna was sexually active? He could have a total meltdown and hurt innocent people in the process.
 
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Yeah, seems like that would set off something bad. Well, worse than the shit he already does.
 
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I don't think Nick realizes what's coming for him tomorrow.
It will play out like this. His case worker will call him for an impromptu meeting, at which point he will be taken into custody.
Whether this will be medical custody, or one with the police will depend on his reaction to handcuffs.
 
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