As some of you (mainly Maddi) know, I often burst into impromtu song whenever something pops into my head. Which is a lot. Some are actually p decent, but unfortunately I can never recapture the same soond as the original improvised version. No idea why. (yadda yadda yadda) Unfortunately I forgot to do "Performing Anilingus on Children". Oh well. Too late now.
2. "Doing Children in the Butt"
Many of my songs involve sex with children. Dunno why. I should get it checked out by a professional. Oh, but there's an upside-- it's also aboot sex with my wife Anna!
5. "Anal Rape"
In my head, this one's a death metal with loud-ass guitars, or possibly loud ass-guitars. The only lyrics (so far) are "anal rape". The lines are just repeated over and over. And they're not even sung half of the time, just spoken with a death metal accent. The other half? Screamed.
6. "Anally Raping Children"
Although written much later than "Anal Rape", I decided the subjects were so similar that I'd put them next to each other. This song has the most horrific lyrics of anything I've ever done and were probably channeled from my days as a vandal on Wikipedia, claiming to be a serial killer who torture-rapes and cannibalizes females of all ages. Needless to say I don't really do such things and don't plan to. I do however have uncontrollable mental videos I should probably get checked out.
9. "The Anus of Anus"
Another one that I forgot the melody to. It's supposed to be a soulful ballad praising Anna's glorious anus.
10. "(Gonna Stick It in) Anna's Butt"
This one actually has an okay tune and even slightly humourous lyrics. And this version isn't too far off from the original for once. I dunno what the verses will be like in the finished version, but I imagine they're slow and maybe kinda sad and they have an abrupt ending, and then suddenly it bursts into this upbeat chorus. Comedic effect!
11. "Butts, Butts, Butts"
The shortest of my songs. I think maybe my subconscious was thinking of "More, More, More" by Andrea True Connection and came up with a corrupted version.
12. "Everybody's Pooping Except for You"
Even though I only have two lines written, I know what this song's aboot. It's aboot Anna. And she doesn't poop, which makes me sad because I like poop. And so I sing aboot it and try to convince her to poop. I don't know why but I'm thinking this is kind of a country song. With a slow tempo, though. And it sounds sad, because the lyrics are sad.
13. "Every Day Is Like Feces"
Another sad, slow country song aboot Anna. This one's aboot my current situation, what with her not loving me yet. Basically I'm utilizing a terrible simile, saying that every day is like feces without her being in my life. Which actually makes very little sense, because I rather enjoy feces.
14. "Vaginas Suck"
An autobiographic song aboot my hatred of vag. This is one of my favourites of my favourites and I try to sing it in my head a lot. If I could only sing it out loud! Argh!
15. "Buttfuckin' in the 'hood"
My longest song. Good lord, it's Nick attempting rap. I've had the verse in my head for a long time but wrote the chorus a lot later. Originally it had the working titles "My Name Is Nick" and "Sick-Minded", but once the chorus happened I decided it'd be better to use a line from that as the title rather than a verse line. In my head I imagine an echo on the last word of most lines.
17. "Penises Are Everywhere"
An amusing novelty song. The original version didn't have the gradually increasing tempo that somehow happened in this recording (it had a p middling tempo), but I like this version too. It sounds really familiar. I think I accidentally plageurized, but I dunno from what.
18. "I Like Sex (But Only in the Butt and Mouth)"
At first I was gonna skip this because I forgot the melody, but then I realized "Hey, that didn't stop me from doing the other ones I forgot!" so then I did it anyway.
19. "I Like Sex (But Only in the Butt and Mouth)" (Take 2)
Decided to do another version to see if I could figure out how the original went. I did not. It ended up just being a faster version of the first take.
this "person" make Chris look like a health normal functioning adult(also consiter were Chris was at 22 far better then today), I psycial sick that he not been report
