SigmaBalls
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this chick is actually fucking retarded
i hope she gets too comfortable with rape-it-ralph.
Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.
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i hope she gets too comfortable with rape-it-ralph.
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And yet she still made Balldo collapse into a cuck singularity.
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Wow what a dumb bitch lol
How long until someone leaks the shameful DMs between this fucking braintrust?
Masked Hero Dark Law
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This seems likes prepping from Nick to stop being Rekieta Law and become Rugieta Cuck. I'm sure there are wine moms out there willing to pay Crackets top dollar to see his skinny ass plow Our Wife. There was that one time he was talking about a hypothetical grandpa not being disappointed in his granddaughter is doing OnlyFans because she could take him to Disney Land with that OF money, so I'm sure his children won't mind too much, he can use that money to take them to Disney Land.
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Hey, the best drug, but they are atrocious and useless interviewers. I'm not expecting a skilled and interesting interview with them (like, say, Art Bell or Jordan Harbinger), but they are not insightful, their research is shit, their motivations pollute the information...they are just bad. Dingdingding retard alert woaaaahhhhh
A lot of people go into the BDSM lifestyle not for the lifestyle, but for the cruelty. Birth Of Balldo.
Melty Butter
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Karen Read Stream - Day 33 Closing Arguments - Rekieta Notables
No thumbnail at time of posting so you get Rekieta Subway sammy tongue.
TL;DR: It was an afternoon replay of closing arguments due to camp pick up. Low effort, distractable. He couldn't focus for more than 30 seconds at a time. Claims his brain is special because it "takes snapshots". A daughter (off screen) interrupted. She was looking for Kayla. They chatted. More Cooking with Kurt.
Branca came in at the end. Nick said that he knows "a couple of couples who do Fansly which is like OnlyFans". (Oh, really, Rekieta?) "The money per viewer is catastrophically high." Tagging @Not Who You Think bc I think they were tracking his porn connections (?).
He mostly ignored the drama of last night though some Supertips didn't:
Edits: Some simple clean ups.
No thumbnail at time of posting so you get Rekieta Subway sammy tongue.
TL;DR: It was an afternoon replay of closing arguments due to camp pick up. Low effort, distractable. He couldn't focus for more than 30 seconds at a time. Claims his brain is special because it "takes snapshots". A daughter (off screen) interrupted. She was looking for Kayla. They chatted. More Cooking with Kurt.
Branca came in at the end. Nick said that he knows "a couple of couples who do Fansly which is like OnlyFans". (Oh, really, Rekieta?) "The money per viewer is catastrophically high." Tagging @Not Who You Think bc I think they were tracking his porn connections (?).
He mostly ignored the drama of last night though some Supertips didn't:
- Top YT Live Viewership (approx): 900
- Tweets During Stream (approx): 14 - I don't know what he was keyboard warrioring about but he wasn't watching the (very entertaining) closing arguments.
Intro
- Said he's been absent due to picking up some of his kids at camp which he's done for 10 years.
- Said he'll not be addressing the events of last night.
- Tries to do his OWN closing arguments but acknowledges that Jackson will do it better. (It was pretty bad. I assume he wants to clip it for a video.)
Defense Closing Arguments
- Gayly commented on Jackson's beard (which is fine; Nick thought it should be better groomed).
- He didn't know a bunch of MA law and trial specifics: 1) "Moral certainty" is part of ALL trials there; 2) The defense goes first in closing arguments; 3) The dog bite testimony was let in by Bev so the defense could argue it. (EDB knew all of this btw. Nick's chat had to tell him.)
- Incredibly distracted DM/Tweeting during the stream. He kept rewinding
- Made a poll on HIS (not Jackson's) closing argument.
- When he realized he had no idea what was going on: "This is the stuff I missed because I was so bored."
- "I need some levity" and decides he'll watch more Kurt between the two closing arguments.
- More polls!
- Big Supertip:
- He owned a George Forman grill in college and would make steaks.
Cooking with Kurt
-Jokes about Redo the Healer needing to be required watching in kindergarten and Camelot. It was brief. He barely addressed it.
Prosecution Closing Arguments
- Nick got all fired up with anger at the prosecution. Said O'Keefe (the dead guy) was not necessarily a good person because he made money by fostering his niece in nephew. (Interesting. Nick and Kayla fostered.)
- A chatter got defensive about Kurt. He said: "Take your issues and shove them up your anus."
- Stuffed a submarine sandwich in his mouth. It was the "cold cut trio" from Subway.
- He kept bouncing in his seat.
- He mistakenly started reading out Twitter. Something from "MeatyActor"
- He didn't remember that prosecution had withheld the X-Ray evidence of no broken bones and the defense requested a mistrial.
Back to Cooking with Kurt
- Joked about Signal and nudes and how it's the best app.
- A third poll:
- Lots of fake outrage and screaming.
- "Sometimes you just need to yell at someone and most of the time it's me [yelling]... because I'm a jackass."
- Joked about how he [Nick] is very bad at what he does as witnessed in his shrinking numbers.
- Says that all of LawTube stagnated when HE stopped doing trials. "Isn't that weird, Kurt?"
- Admits that he "stopped doing the work."
- Daughter came in - they conversed on where Kayla was.
- Mentioned Doug TenNapel and the YT algorithm.
- Insulted LegalBytes; called her a mean girl.
- Says his brain works in weird ways. He takes mental "snapshots" and processes them later.
- Branca arrived:
- Branca has rebranded his channel, apparently. Now two channels. 1. The Andrew Branca Channel (political rants) and 2. The Law of Self Defense channel.
- Claims to have never looked at OnlyFans but obviously knows many creators who do. He also knows "a couple of couples who do Fansly which is like OnlyFans". (Oh, really, Rekieta?) "The money per viewer is catastrophically high."
- Gosney was in chat.
- Said Courtney Clenny (who they may cover together) looks like the cafeteria lady without makeup.
- Doesn't want to cover Kohberger trial bc it'll take too much work.
- Said he's been absent due to picking up some of his kids at camp which he's done for 10 years.
- Said he'll not be addressing the events of last night.
- Tries to do his OWN closing arguments but acknowledges that Jackson will do it better. (It was pretty bad. I assume he wants to clip it for a video.)
Defense Closing Arguments
- Gayly commented on Jackson's beard (which is fine; Nick thought it should be better groomed).
- He didn't know a bunch of MA law and trial specifics: 1) "Moral certainty" is part of ALL trials there; 2) The defense goes first in closing arguments; 3) The dog bite testimony was let in by Bev so the defense could argue it. (EDB knew all of this btw. Nick's chat had to tell him.)
- Incredibly distracted DM/Tweeting during the stream. He kept rewinding
- Made a poll on HIS (not Jackson's) closing argument.
- When he realized he had no idea what was going on: "This is the stuff I missed because I was so bored."
- "I need some levity" and decides he'll watch more Kurt between the two closing arguments.
- More polls!
- Big Supertip:
- He owned a George Forman grill in college and would make steaks.
Cooking with Kurt
-Jokes about Redo the Healer needing to be required watching in kindergarten and Camelot. It was brief. He barely addressed it.
Prosecution Closing Arguments
- Nick got all fired up with anger at the prosecution. Said O'Keefe (the dead guy) was not necessarily a good person because he made money by fostering his niece in nephew. (Interesting. Nick and Kayla fostered.)
- A chatter got defensive about Kurt. He said: "Take your issues and shove them up your anus."
- Stuffed a submarine sandwich in his mouth. It was the "cold cut trio" from Subway.
- He kept bouncing in his seat.
- He mistakenly started reading out Twitter. Something from "MeatyActor"
- He didn't remember that prosecution had withheld the X-Ray evidence of no broken bones and the defense requested a mistrial.
Back to Cooking with Kurt
- Joked about Signal and nudes and how it's the best app.
- A third poll:
- Lots of fake outrage and screaming.
- "Sometimes you just need to yell at someone and most of the time it's me [yelling]... because I'm a jackass."
- Joked about how he [Nick] is very bad at what he does as witnessed in his shrinking numbers.
- Says that all of LawTube stagnated when HE stopped doing trials. "Isn't that weird, Kurt?"
- Admits that he "stopped doing the work."
- Daughter came in - they conversed on where Kayla was.
- Mentioned Doug TenNapel and the YT algorithm.
- Insulted LegalBytes; called her a mean girl.
- Says his brain works in weird ways. He takes mental "snapshots" and processes them later.
- Branca arrived:
- Branca has rebranded his channel, apparently. Now two channels. 1. The Andrew Branca Channel (political rants) and 2. The Law of Self Defense channel.
- Claims to have never looked at OnlyFans but obviously knows many creators who do. He also knows "a couple of couples who do Fansly which is like OnlyFans". (Oh, really, Rekieta?) "The money per viewer is catastrophically high."
- Gosney was in chat.
- Said Courtney Clenny (who they may cover together) looks like the cafeteria lady without makeup.
- Doesn't want to cover Kohberger trial bc it'll take too much work.
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Honka Honka Burning Love
In Clown World, the only god is the one who Honks.
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WW3 officially beginning in the same way WW1 did..
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Franz Ferdinand used a balldo and got bombed by Israel?
Honka Honka Burning Love
In Clown World, the only god is the one who Honks.
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Would you really complain if the Jews bombed the Rekeita Compound?
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Gabe I know you're reading this. Once the kids are out, get your Mossad buddies on the line.
Not Even Twice
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Listening to today's MATI on the lawsuit. Ms Kohlman and the Sheriff are shady as hell. I wonder what skellies they are hiding.
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It's good to see that he'll start working out and spending some time in the fresh air and sunshine.
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no one's heard of this small town until nick got busted for coke and all the child welfare shit. with the release of the body cam, that's all this little town will be known for.
The only thing Franz Ferdinand did wrong was ride fabulously in an open topped car. It was stupid, but he wasn't trying to start shit.
Gavrilo Princip was the serb nigger.
Gavrilo Princip was the serb nigger.
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Nick very recently said he's open to opening an onlyfans
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Hardin is so fucking based. I don't know how you got so lucky, and by proxy we got so lucky, as to have him. But he is a blessing, and we must all cherish him.
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Gabe put on a pretentious bad show that wasted everyone's time, but Keanu making amends with Ralph of all people is beyond retarded and kind of heinous
Guarantee she'll be on Nick's side by tomorrow... Again
Ash Gassem
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It's probably not worse than his detractors think it is, but it's lots worse than anyone supporting him or even neutral to him would like to see. That's why he's so driven to keep it hidden. In fairness to him, Internet aside, if it goes public, all his family and friends are going to see that video. There's a lot of value in plausible deniability, especially among those predisposed to believe you.