Nice Gals/Femcels - The Lesbian Equivalent of Nice Guys

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I mean, technically the space rocks (gems) come from a society where there is only one gender, and it's female. So any romantic relationship between gems would be lesbian by default.

There was, of course, a musical number shortly after the reveal, and since Tumblr is swarming with theater kids, they glommed onto it hard.
 
I mean, technically the space rocks (gems) come from a society where there is only one gender, and it's female. So any romantic relationship between gems would be lesbian by default.

There was, of course, a musical number shortly after the reveal, and since Tumblr is swarming with theater kids, they glommed onto it hard.
I stand by my statement nonetheless.
 
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I take it the pun is unintentional.
 
Do WGTOWs or female incels exist yet, or have unfuckable legbeards only reached the nice girl stage of evolution?


Apparently Camille Paglia, a bisexual feminist from the 70s who is known for being against political correctness and radical feminism.

She said something like:

"For ten years I had a horrible drought. Ten years! And I am the sex maven of the world! I was ready, willing, and able. There is no reason why anyone has to suffer the way I did. Even after Sexual Personae came out, for three years I was famous and I still couldn't get laid."

"I went to LA.. So I went to this thing with a thousand women. I saw women with eyes dead as fish. I couldn't get anything going, nothing, nothing. ...I'd say 'Take me home with you.' This is bullshit, the idea that the lesbian world is so hot."

It's a long quote, but she basically isn't as bitter as the legbeards on Tumblr even though she admitted that lesbians kept turning her down.
 
Holy shit, @Meowthkip, you're my hero for making this thread. I can't tell you how many "Straight/bi girls, have you ever considered... fucking girls????" posts I've seen on my dashboard and it makes me roll my eyes every single time.

Anyway...

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Uh does this mean the whole LGBT thing is a choice? Who knew.

Anyway is this the bizarro universe where the girls talk about lesbianism instead of the incel guys talking about traps with feminine penises? Because it seems that shit is everywhere these days. Like all the incels became trap crazy around the same time as the Lesbian switch-a-roo
 
So I went digging for any explanation of yuri fandom's explosion that wasn't covered in only "muh representation!"

Well, I'm not sure it's free from the "representation" bias but it does list older works and pre-Tumblr fandoms.

The History of Femslash
Archived link
 
So I went digging for any explanation of yuri fandom's explosion that wasn't covered in only "muh representation!"

Well, I'm not sure it's free from the "representation" bias but it does list older works and pre-Tumblr fandoms.

The History of Femslash
Archived link

In 2009 femslash exploded rapidly. Glee was on the air, and was promising lots of queer representation — only it was primarily guys getting their gay on. The Brittany and Santana relationship, that would come to dominate much of the Glee fandom conversation, was born out of one throwaway line about two featured extras and a group of women's yearning to see themselves on TV.

It was fandom willing a pairing into canon.

And fandom's reason? Queer women deserve representation.

The cry for representation wasn't new, but Glee fans had, at the time, unprecedented access to the creators of their show. They didn't have to mount letter campaigns, or ship hot sauce to a studio. They could bombard Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk directly via Twitter, and they could bombard them constantly.

It wasn't a campaign, as much as an irate and well-meaning mob shouting through the ethers. And it worked. Murphy and Falchuk saw the the Twitter trends and the Tumblr hashtags, and acquiesced. "Brittana" went from a "crack" ship to a major narrative driving force of the show.

A key reason, besides young fans' ability to bombard the Glee cast and crew with tweets, was that they had a very noble cause beyond wanting to see some genital grinding. For the first time, the majority of the fans begging for a couple to be canon were actual members of the community they wanted represented. Their call for expanded LBGTQ representation carried with it not just fans' desire to see fictional people get together, but sincere social activism.

This set a precedent that quickly became thorny in the community itself. Now any queer gal pairing was the right pairing to have on a show, because of representation. Fans of male slash glommed onto the idea as well — and suddenly Sherlock had to be gay for Watson, and Dean had to love Castiel because gay guys need to be on TV too (which is, you know, a totally valid concern). And if a showrunner failed to meet their demands? Then their show was a homophobic monstrosity, best consigned to the cancellation column.

This explains a lot.
 
Of course Glee had to ruin everything. It all makes sense in hindsight.
 
The lesbian waifu brigade's probably even more emboldened by Tumblr and viral content these days.
 
There are four ways one can deal with romantic rejection, and it applies to everyone, regardless of gender or sexuality.

1. Self-improvement. In this case, the sting of rejection goads you towards becoming a more appealing mate. You don't blame anyone else for your unhappy state, and are probably a pretty cool person.

2. Apathy. "Damn, I'm bad at this. Romance might be too complicated for me. Guess I'll just strip down to my underwear and eat Pop Tarts." Again, this doesn't make you a bad person, it just means that you know your limits and want to live within your means.

3. Despair. You realize that being unlucky in love is your fault, and believe you are too broken to fix. The subsequent unsettled behavior will be painful for you and the people that care about you, but depression doesn't inherently predicate malfeasance.

4. Bitter rage. People are stupid and insane for not wanting to fuck you. You believe your personality is just so god damn fascinating, you are entitled to a relationship with the gym-goer of your choice. This response does, in fact, make you a bad, broken person and you are too self-centered to ever truly be happy.

tl;dr - Blaming everyone but yourself for your problems makes you an ass.
 
It's hard to score cute girls when you look like a fat trucker alcoholic with fat mom tits and bad neon hair dye. And this is the tumblrina standard look, so they need to make posts about how dare handsome straight men get more pussy than they do.
 
Uh does this mean the whole LGBT thing is a choice? Who knew.

Anyway is this the bizarro universe where the girls talk about lesbianism instead of the incel guys talking about traps with feminine penises? Because it seems that shit is everywhere these days. Like all the incels became trap crazy around the same time as the Lesbian switch-a-roo
Maybe it's the Gaia hypothesis at work, ensuring none of them reproduce to ensure the future of the planet.
 
It's hard to score cute girls when you look like a fat trucker alcoholic with fat mom tits and bad neon hair dye. And this is the tumblrina standard look, so they need to make posts about how dare handsome straight men get more pussy than they do.

They used to do that.

You don't see those posts as much anymore. Now they're all focused on dating girls.

Of course Glee had to ruin everything. It all makes sense in hindsight.

 
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