💬 Off-Topic New year, 2024 troon deadpool - Place your bets on who will troon out, join the 41% during 2024

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Shane Dawson or his husband will troon out.I have no idea why but something feels off about both of them.Also i feel like James Charles will at some point troon out whenever his popularity sinks
 
Recruit: Idubbbz, only done so as a last-ditch effort to chase off what little remains of his original fanbase, but it's clear Anisia put him up to it and his heart isn't into it.

41%: Jazz Jennings. I truly hate having to make this particular prediction, as Jazz is ultimately a victim of a psychopathic narcissist abusive mother and an exploitative entertainment system (TLC) and didn't deserve any of what life has dealt her, but unless she goes full tilt in a detransition, publicly denounces the mother, and fucks off to somewhere to live out the rest of her days in privacy... I don't see this story ending in any other way but a tragic end that her family, TLC, and the media will try to memory hole as swiftly as possible, because it would deal a huge blow to the "trans healthcare for kids is life saving care" ideology.

Detransition: Keffals. As she's quickly realizing the trans act is not entirely an invincibility shield to prevent her from facing consequences to her behavior towards other marginalized groups nowadays, she'll detransition and go the way of former SJW grifters and embrace being a far-right shitlord grifter who makes the heroin money grifting from that. Like Milo Yianna-whatever. Extra optimistic: she renounces "DropKiwiFarms" and works with the Farms to take down Liz Fong-Jones.

EDIT: Gonna add Dylan Mulvaney to the 'Detransition' section, if something happens in 2024 that makes the majority of people turn on the trans movement (I'm betting a high profile sex pest nonce involving children that the media can't spin or memory hole), you can bet Dylan will drop the whole "Days of Girlhood" act and turn to grifting to the detransition movement by claiming the whole thing was an Andy Kaufmann-esque performance art joke.

And for a joke bet, I'm gonna put Daniel Larson in the 'Recruit' category because at the rate his trolls are going, it's only a matter of time before someone tricks him into a long MTF arc by saying that Grace Vanderwaal likes women or some horseshit like that.
 
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Recruit

Taylor Lorenz. She loves drama and attention, and becoming a pooner will go far in giving her street cred and job security. I don't think she'll put much effort into it, she'll just claim "I'm trans!" one day and get a short haircut.

41%

Jazz Jennings. You can see it in his eyes. Somehow No-Dong Jones will blame it on KF.

Detrans

Dylan Mulvaney, he'll start grifting from faggots and the detransition movement next.
Outside chance one of the athletes comes out and admits they only "transitioned" to show that men shouldn't compete in women's sports, but no idea who it would be.
 
Do they have to be a lolcow? It is with a very heavy heart that I nominate the Youtuber Technology Connections for the HRT recruits pool. He's got just the right strand of autism that would make him easy pickings for the troon menace and already paints his nails. He did cut his hair short a few months ago, so hopefully that's a good sign, but I'm not holding my breath.
 
Recruit: Plagued Moth. He started identifying as genderfluid with he/they pronouns this year and shaved his beard off recently.
 
I don't see anyone detrooning or 41%ing next year. Maybe Sander Jennings.

edit: forgot Pixyteri. Even then, she'll die to an acute treatable illness (e.g. peritonitis), accidental stupidity (e.g. meds and booze, exposure), or a genuine accident, not to 41%.

Fecals is more evil than loser and can hold a job. He might OD but he won't 41%. Definitely no detroon because he's not media-friendly for mainstream conservatives, and frens like the Farms.

Dong Gone won't even OD, at best (worst) it'll be caught grooming a kid, say the proof is fake, and sort of fade into the background while continuing to do its no-dong girl talk thing, then pop up as an "expert" somewhere. The allegations won't be added to wikipedia and no one will care except Reduxx and ripx4nutmeg.

Another reason Dong Gone won't 41% is it's a furry. It doesn't want to be a straight housewife or a hot pornstar or whatever, it wants to be a snow leopard and/or a snake. It's never had high expectations from trooning to be brutally disappointed afterward. It's perfectly content playing magic cum party with other gross unwashed hunchbacked males.

None of the rich troons will detroon, Demi Tomato only did it because she hadn't properly trooned and Oli London had already become a certified Bogdanoff mutant horse freak before his brief foray into girldickery.

Dyldo just got his gender marker, no? He's got at least a year in him of trying to break into women's spaces and demanding compensation.

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Why does everyone think Knudsen will troon out?
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Rich, high-status, e-famous unmanly pervert popular with children.

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Recruits:
  • Taylor Lorenz will come out as some sort of "queer" "femme"
  • Greta Thunberg will come out as nonbinary (c'mon Greta! do eeeeet!)
  • Philomena Young (sp? David A. Hill Jr's wife) will poon out
  • Movieblob
  • Caden Peck
  • (all serious recruit picks posted so far are likely)
  • Andrew Tate will become a contrarian trans rights defender, to max out woman-hating (but neither a troon nor a true chaser)
  • PRESS GANGED: Becky's upcoming babby will be immediately trooned out by her shitty parents
  • PRESS GANGED 2: So will Joe Lavery's alleged babby. Both will be molested, Becky's by Cuckson, Lavery's by Lavery
  • no thread: SwiftOnSecurity on xitter (forgot his powerword) will troon out and take the name Jessica
 
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HRT recruits
CowBet
Cathode Ray Dude [CRD]Doughy retrogaming and vintage tech sperg. Wore a pride t-shirt in a recent video where he was complaining about his health issues. Given that the retro community is riddled with troons and he gives off Tranthony from LTT vibes, he'll announce his transition on his YT channel sometime before the end of 2024, earning plaudits and griftbux on the way.

41% deadpool
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Dylan MulvaneyDylan's star is fading because he's yesterday's hero. An even more obnoxious troon will be astroturfed to the top of the social media heap. Being the attention whore he is, Dylan will struggle with the sudden loss of fame and turn to hard drugs. Either an accidental overdose or an "accidental" overdose, depending on whether he has any information that his handlers don't want him to have.

Out of the cult
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KeffalsAfter burning almost every single bridge in the troon industry, his grift money will dry up. In order to lift his flagging career as a streamer, Keffals will announce his detransition. Whether or not he goes through with it is another story. Even if he doesn't uninstall his moobs, he'll be pushed into a purgatory where he's neither one thing or another, so he'll be as good as detransitioned. Frontrunner for 41% in 2025.
 
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Keffals is already so depressed with his newfangled rape allegations against other troons and pledges that it doesn't get better has me leaning more 41% than detrans. I can see a detrans too though, if it means griftbux and continued misogyny.

Mulvaney is so self-obsessed I don't know if he'll 41%. He seems more a detrans, following whatever the meme is that will guarantee him griftbux. And some of those detransers absolutely do make some griftbux, especially the pooners.

If Page was smart, she'd slide out of the limelight (her career is dying anyway) and quietly detrans. But if she was smart, she wouldn't have pooned out in the first place. 41%.
 
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HRT recruits
CowBet
Cathode Ray Dude [CRD]Doughy retrogaming and vintage tech sperg. Wore a pride t-shirt in a recent video where he was complaining about his health issues. Given that the retro community is riddled with troons and he gives off Tranthony from LTT vibes, he'll announce his transition on his YT channel sometime before the end of 2024, earning plaudits and griftbux on the way.

41% deadpool
CowBet
Dylan MulvaneyDylan's star is fading because he's yesterday's hero. An even more obnoxious troon will be astroturfed to the top of the social media heap. Being the attention whore he is, Dylan will struggle with the sudden loss of fame and turn to hard drugs. Either an accidental overdose or an "accidental" overdose, depending on whether he has any information that his handlers don't want him to have.

Out of the cult
CowBet
KeffalsAfter burning almost every single bridge in the troon industry, his grift money will dry up. In order to lift his flagging career as a streamer, Keffals will announce his detransition. Whether or not he goes through with it is another story. Even if he doesn't uninstall his moobs, he'll be pushed into a purgatory where he's neither one thing or another, so he'll be as good as detransitioned. Frontrunner for 41% in 2025.
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I'd say these are the best bets, but with Dylan having gotten all the forced support from corporations and even the white house, he's going to be riding that high for ages, and I don't think they're done trying to push him and will likely try even more for whatever insane reason. They'll probably drop him like a rock post-election, but I still don't think he'd immediately an-hero. His ego is too big. 2024 is far too soon even for a suicide attempt.

I highly doubt Keffals would jump onto the detransition bandwagon, either, even with the increasing backlash against troonshit, and his audience being a fraction of what it was. He's simply in too deep. Cathode Ray Dude is the safest bet out of all of these with how much he's pushed himself as a troon 'ally'.
 
Updating the lisht through a DOS attack, this will be fun.

Edit: Fuck it, too much scroll up copy and paste, I'm making a script to make the post for me.
 
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Recruit: I think both Idubbbz AND Anisa are going to troon out. She's a complete cluster B mess that just NEEDS her attention and someone that copies her actions without buts, and that someone is Ian. She gets shitty haircut? he does the same. She gets shitty tattoos? he follows. She wants to declare herself genderspecial? Just guess what Ian will be forced to do to keep the BPD happy.

41%: Dong Gone and Keffals, after all their attempts at taking down the site fail and they end up with nothing left to be trendy in social media. Blaming it all on le heckin' ebil KF of course.

Detroon: Ellen Page. She stopped getting the attention pooning out gave her and will try to get it back by chasing a new trend, which is... detransing! Sadly most of the damage is already done and can't really be reversed.
 
HRT Recruits
CowBet
Desmond Is AmazingLack of recent attention, and an opportunistic mother w/o a shred of morals, will lead Desmond to begin his trans initiation

41% Deadpool:
No new ideas here, but I concur with others who have said Ellen Page based on her recent interviews. Jazz is also a good bet, as he has seemed deeply unhappy for the last 3 seasons of the show, and who could blame him.

Out of the cult:
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Bruce JennerWishful thinking from me, but I reckon the trans trend as a whole is losing steam, and it was Bruce who I blame for bringing the mind virus into the public consciousness.
I've no major reason for this bet, but I feel that as the trend comes to and end we will see some of the major players detrans.
 
HRT recruits -
Ian 'iCuckkz' Johma. I'm throwing my vote for him because @WingsOfTarkov makes some great points. He'll do it for the internet fame, but also because Anisa could have been silently dosing him with estrogen to keep him cucked and pacified. I don't think he'll go full troon, but likely declare him some kind of otherkin enby faggot or something like that.

Honerable Mention - The Technology Connections man! Seriously that's some grade A autism he's got going on there. Combine that with the desire for more e-fame and you've got the stage set for a nuclear-grade troon arc right there. I would be sad but not suprised.

41% Deadpool - I can only think of one and that is Lucas 'Things Have Escalated and Now I'm in Hiding' Roberts. After being effectively othered by the troon community and spiraling into a deep depression last time I saw, he's defiantly a candidate to join the 41% next year.

Out of the cult - Dylan 'Slayer of Budweiser' Mulvaney. He's made enough money that he could silently disappear and try to fix his mutilated body and stop looking like such a fucking zombie all the time. Once he's back, he'll be ready to work the other side of the hustle and attempt to placate the detrans crowd for even more grift dollars. Either that or he just absconds with all the money and we never hear from him again.
 
Cannot wait for the next TTD spree in '24. Total Chvd, N0rmix & K1v1 victory if more trannies and pooners go join the 41% of -ACKING themselves.
All troon lolcows should go into the 41% category.
 
HRT recruits: Matt Gray, chubby British nerd/friend of Tom Scott. He's got the sadbrains and the hair, he's making a go at being a YouTuber, and I dunno; I just feel a vibe. Hopefully this is wrong.

...well, shit, I was verifying the spelling of his name, and I guess I should trust my instincts; he's on the slippery slope.

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