My 600 pound Life - literal and figurative cows.

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Omg Gina half-bathes from a bucket once a month. :o I can’t imagine the smell.
Well, she'll only bathe when her family and spouse can't stand the way she smells. Poor lard ass.

So we've had two unlikeables this season so far and two relatively successful candidates. But I'm afraid Gina won't be the worst we'll see before the season finale. I'm almost dreading the next episode.
 
I'm ashamed to admit it but this and Jazz's show are the only reasons why TLC is worth watching for me. I can't wait for the inevitable crossover.

Credits go to /tv/ for this:
 
TFW you're still genetically male and therefore have the appetite of a teen male but your now-destroyed hormones have prevented you from having the metabolism of a teen male, so you gain a fuckton of weight.
 
It gets worse she's a lesbian. You know, the sexuality that requires your partner to spend long periods of time with their head between your legs?

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As if people that fat have the physical ability or the energy to fuck. You’d have to reach an entire arm under the fupa to even get close to whatever may pass for her genitals. I’m pretty sure any sort of sex that doesn’t involve a dildo attached to a 10-foot pole is literally impossible for fatties like this.
 
Someone on the subreddit claimed that Gina camwhored under the name Miss GG. I found some vids on Pornhub. They're definitely her. Can't mistake that cartoon character voice. I need some eye bleach now.
 
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As if people that fat have the physical ability or the energy to fuck. You’d have to reach an entire arm under the fupa to even get close to whatever may pass for her genitals. I’m pretty sure any sort of sex that doesn’t involve a dildo attached to a 10-foot pole is literally impossible for fatties like this.

This reminds me. While I work I sometimes listen to those YouTube videos where an automated voice reads r/askreddit stories (I know I know), or rather a specific channel that uploads decent quality ones. Yesterday the channel uploaded a "most disturbing stories" one that featured the story of why a nursing student quit. Apparently a 500 lb land whale came in complaining of abdominal pain and stuff, and when they finally were able to get down to the genitals, they discovered that she had apparently gotten pregnant, not known it, the body rejected the baby, and the baby rotted inside the womb. Placenta was just kind of floating around in there and black sludge (liquefied dead baby) was coming out of the puss.

So no, sex is not impossible for these fatties, apparently.
Someone on the subreddit claimed that Gina camwhored under the name Miss GG. I found some vids on Pornhub. They're definitely her. Can't mistake that cartoon character voice. I need some eye bleach now.
I'm...just gonna take your word on that my guy. Is she fat in them?
 
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both clips are gone from porn hub.
 
Probably they have hunger pangs, and of course to them, that equals "starving". Makes me want to throat punch them.

Hunger pangs, and probably some degree of discomfort from the stretched stomach. But for them to be claiming that they're "starving" is ridiculous: it's a process that takes actual weeks to unfold. Your body starts feeding on itself to keep running.

Even intense hunger is way beyond what they're feeling. If you've gotten to that point (say, having eaten little to nothing for 24hrs+, obviously it depends) then you're bypassing hungry: Now you're getting stomach cramps and nausea, maybe dizziness and exhaustion. Once you've hit that point, you have to be careful when you start to eat regular meals again, because your stomach needs to adjust to processing food again.

These people do not know what starvation, or even truly intense hunger is. They're not accustomed to depriving themselves that severely for that long, and the diet the doctor puts them on does not ask them to subsist on an amount unreasonable or unsustainable for a human adult. They're being overdramatic because they're totally unaccustomed to denying themselves when they're even vaguely hungry.
 
Hunger pangs, and probably some degree of discomfort from the stretched stomach. But for them to be claiming that they're "starving" is ridiculous: it's a process that takes actual weeks to unfold. Your body starts feeding on itself to keep running.

Even intense hunger is way beyond what they're feeling. If you've gotten to that point (say, having eaten little to nothing for 24hrs+, obviously it depends) then you're bypassing hungry: Now you're getting stomach cramps and nausea, maybe dizziness and exhaustion. Once you've hit that point, you have to be careful when you start to eat regular meals again, because your stomach needs to adjust to processing food again.

These people do not know what starvation, or even truly intense hunger is. They're not accustomed to depriving themselves that severely for that long, and the diet the doctor puts them on does not ask them to subsist on an amount unreasonable or unsustainable for a human adult. They're being overdramatic because they're totally unaccustomed to denying themselves when they're even vaguely hungry.
When you're 700 lbs eating 1300 calories a day actually does put you at a massive deficit. Fat isn't very metabolically active but having that much mass still isn't free.
 
My 600 Pound Life, airdate Feb.5, 2020 - Hour one

Oh my god, the opening looked like ranch dressing being splurted down on a giant fucking plate of spaghetti. I wonder if that's his ep.

Today we have: Travis, 31 years old, and holy shit his fupa. 600+ pounds, Carrollton, TX. So, homegrown fatty tonight.

Obligatory shower scene. He and his wife live with his mother. "Baaaybe!" He calls for his wife to hose down the folds on his back because he can't reach. In the opening VO, he talks about how he barely moves from his chair. I think I can pinpoint one of your issues right now, Travis.

I didn't know they made boxers that large. Showering is an ordeal, he sits back down and starts his daily eating and usually doesn't move. Breakfast time. The girlfriend/wife brings it: a giant bowl of grits, a bunch of scrambled eggs, and a full stack of pancackes, with some giant glass of a no doubt sugary bev. Yasmin leaves him a snack when she goes to work - yet another one that we've seen where the partner has a job. While she's gone for the day, he usually has someone deliver something.

Obligatory childhood TRAUMA. Pops moved out. At age 10 - 120 pounds. His brother went to live with the dad and Travis felt abandoned. Age 15-270 pounds. Mom doesn't look like a fatty. Age 16, got his license, drove around hoovering up fast food. Age 17 - 350 pounds. Couch surfed, had a job here and there, spent all money on food. Age 20 - 450s. Age 22, met a girl at church, dated for a year, proposed, she said yes. Decided to get his shit together. A few months after the engagement, fiancee came and said, "NOPE" on the marriage. During the VO, he has three giant pizzas delivered. Pops said "NOPE" on Travis living with him.

Age 26, over 500 pounds, met Yasmin. He played keyboards, she sang, the usual caring, nice personality blah blah. Excuse me, my error: not three large pizzas. Two large pizzas and a dessert cookie that looks like a pizza. Travis proposed and she said yes, but he's kept on gaining weight. Yasmin works to provide for their little household. Ah, they moved to TX because everyone knows Dr Gnome is in TX and can help. He's continued to gain weight. Whoa, mama got some giant hips and ass. He knows the women are losing patience with him. Gross, that IS ranch they've squirted all over spaghetti. And of course, moms bring dessert. Look, gorls, make him haul his ass out of the chair and get that shit himself. Damn. They even take his plates to the kitchen. Get off your ass, Travis. The least you could do is put your own fucking dishes in the kitchen.

Road trip to see Dr Gnome! Yasmin is home, bringing Travis a giant bag of tacos and a soda. We know Dr Gnome is not going to approve you right off for surgery. Why do they say these things? They had to have watched this show and they know that isn't how it works, but whatever, production crew. Drama drama. Time to go! Travis hauls himself upright after hoovering the tacos and makes his way down the stairs to the car. Lots of grunting and groaing. At least he didn't yell "Ow, my leg!"

Ad break. One of the ads is for Poise, adult diapers. Lulz

Twenty-five minutes in, and we're in Houston. Travis barely fits in the front passenger seat. Time for a weigh in! I'm going with 640. Scale says: 617. Off to the talky talky room. He says all the usual things in the VO: gotta change, I'm ashamed, etc. "Helloooo. How y'all doin'?" says Dr Gnome. He continues to ask the usual questions, listens to Travis' heart with his gold stethoscope. Tells Travis if he doesn't get his shit together, he gonna DIE. Fast heart rate at 100+ bpm. Naming the enablers, says it's just the two of them, but they live with his mom, so wtf, Travis? Dr Gnome makes him face some hard facts: tells Yasmin to not bring him shit just to avoid conflct. Tells Travis to stop getting delivery. Time for the packet and a 1200 calorie diet. Tells Yasmin not to bring anything into the house, and let him get mad about it. Goal: 70 pounds in two months, get your ass off the couch.

Hallway talk with Dr Gnome: the usual, Travis is in dire straits RIGHT NOW, not like some fatties who have some time.

Travis thinks 70 pounds in two months seems like a lot to lose without surgery. Dude, if you stop stuffing your piehole, and get your ass off the couch, you'll be amazed.

Three days later. They've been going over the diet, and it seems like it blocks off everything he loves to eat. Duh, dude. HTF do you think you got to that weight. Uh oh, they've decided on a plan to "ease into" the diet from Dr Gnome, because he thinks it will be too restrictive and will cause him to fail. At the grocery, he, of course, is "too tired" to walk the aisles in the store. Yasmin is in the store facetiming with him, and he tells her to get chicken and ham and turkey and veg and some of the chips he likes as a snack. Looks like Reese's cereal all blurred out as his "second treat". He calls her in the store, says his legs are starting to hurt. Well, get your ass out of the car, dumbass. And she's a dumbass, too. Refuse to get the "snacks". He wants them, he hauls his ass into the store to get them. Yasmin gets in the car and starts crying because she bought his shit for him. She's realizing she's a big part of the problem.

Ad break.

We're back! Fifteen minutes left in the first hour. Month two. Wow, Travis gets out of his chair and does some exercises. Good for you dude, although you're probably going to do something stupid to make me regret that......and yep. Been snacking. Now claims they've been getting rid of the snacks. He says "I'm hongry. What's for dinner?" Whatever you get off your ass and make, is what I would say. Mom says it's time for these two to move out, so they're looking for a place to live.

Month three. Back in Houston to see Dr Gnome. Wow, Travis drove, even held the door open for Yasmin. He's walking a lot better, so there's that. But he is still huge. I will guess: 600 pounds. Weighin time. 593 pounds. This is why you don't "snack", dumbass. Twenty-four pounds total for two months, not even close. Travis admits he's been "skipping up" on the diet. Dr Gnome tells him he isn't making a real effort to lose weight. Stick to the diet, lose the weight I tell you to lose, or forget about WLS. Do the diet, stop fucking around, says Dr Gnome. Same goal: 70 pounds in two months.

Hallway chat with Dr Gnome. Travis doesn't understand how serious things are for him and needs to change, ASAP.

Travis says he is going to go back and try harder. He thought he was (really, by snacking on a diet?), but is going to really do it now, for realsies.

Ad break. Almost to the second hour.
 
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Hour two.

The move to Houston! Apartment hunting and moving and unpacking is stressful.

Back to Dr Gnome for a weigh in. Ad break, of course.

Weight, after working "so hard": 516. Loss of 77 pounds. So I guess he was working on it after all. WLS approved! Looks like we'll get more post WLS story on this one than the last couple. Dr Gnome says keep it up, if you gain back the weight, we'll call off the WLS.

Month six. Surgery day. Cut out the stomach, time for the liquid diet. If Travis keeps working at it, he could reach his goal weight in 6-9 months.

Ad break. 45 minutes to go.

The apartment complex has a gym, and Travis is working out three times a week. He's noticing some saggy skin. Well yeah, dude, that's what happens when you lose weight.

Month 8. Lost another 50 pounds. They're out on a date. She's eating chips and salsa, and he isn't. Mmm. Fajitas. For her, not him. He's having soup. He's considering therapy, because you know we gotta hammer at the past things that were so TRAUMATIC.

Month 9. Back for a weigh in. Travis is struggling with cravings. He's worried about things going backward to the way it was. Standing on the scale and......ad break!

Current weight: 423, a loss of 16 pounds. Travis wonders if Dr Gnome will be happy. NOPE. You need to go to therapy, because your weight loss is slowing down, and that's not what you want.

Half an hour to go, Travis is going to therapy. Will it be Dr Lola and her lovely wig collection? Nope, it's the wee Dr Paradise. For someone reluctant to go to therapy, Travis is yakking his head off.

Ad break. Not a ton of drama in this, post WLS. 20 minutes to go. I wonder if we'll get far enough into Travis' weight loss that he can give Yasmin a real wedding (which he said was his goal back at the beginning). Ad for BelGioioso cheese. That looked good. Ad for Fox Nation, which looks, just like their "news" like a fucking brain parasite.

15 minutes to go. Month 10. Total weight loss so far: 202 pounds. Whoa, look at Travis, standing up, washing dishes at the sink. Travis only lost 8 pounds this last weigh in. Dr Gnome kicked his ass again. Travis doesn't want to talk to his father, but he is willing to talk to his brother. I guess this will be our mini drama. Will Travis be able to let go of his pent up feelings? Will he be able to really reconnect with his bro? Bro says they were kids, man, and it wasn't a good move after all. Travis says yeah, we were kids, and I was mad at you, but now that we've had this heart to heart all is well! Ha. Just kidding. But it's better. Big Bro gives him a pep talk. They exchange love yous and end the skype.

10 minutes to go. VO from Travis on his feelings, thinks he's moving in the right direction on that bullshit, so maybe that will help at the next weigh in.

Ad break. Perdue hides veggies in their chicken nuggets. Here's a thought, people: feed your kids actual veggies instead of making them into little picky snowflakes. Ad for align probiotics. That seems fitting. Ad for that fat fabulous woman. She's still on?

Five minutes to go. Month 11. Back to see Dr Gnome and get a weight. That one nurse of his really doesn't seem to want to be there. What's her story? 396 - 19 more pounds down. 221 pounds total. I guess we're going to have to give a good rating on this one. Oh, that nurse actually smiled. Wow.

Dr Gnome was right about terrapy. Keep it up, he says. Lose another hunnerd pounds, and we'll schedule skin removal. Whoo, Dr Gnome says he is proud of Travis. Next visit, three months. Keep working hard. Thanks and handshakes all around.

Hallway talk with Dr Gnome. Proud of Travis, and he's doing what he needs to do. Travis walked down the hallway without issues - no hanging on the wall, no dragging his legs forward.

Month 12. 379 pounds, 110 pounds down since surgery, 238 pounds down overall. They're going to the movies. He hasn't been in over seven years. It's a dining theater. Yasmin has popcorn, but not Travis.

Two weeks later: Travis is out walking. Got his headphones on. Looking forward to life.

Episode rating: GREAT SUCCESS!

On to the Slatons!
 
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This episode isn't terribly exciting- Travis and co. seem like nice enough people, at least in comparison to what we sometimes get. This show always confuses me about the stuff they choose to blur out. When Travis goes to the gym (about 3/4 through the episode) they blur out the faces of two people who are on vinyl prints on the walls of the gym. Not gym members, but like stock photos of athletic models.
 
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