My 600 pound Life - literal and figurative cows.

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downloads said:
It is indeed Steven and he did it deliberately to try and get painkillers, I think his dad ended up bribing him with pizza to get him up and in the van but that might have been another fake fall
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His dad made him get into the van because Steven's ass was too fat to fit in the ambulance (he would have had to get up and walk over to the ambulance, since it was impossible to get into a position to load him up). Steven Sr told Fatty that he was taking him to the hospital, confronted him, and took him to his scheduled therapy appointment.

Fatty didn't want to see him, so Sr saw him instead, while fatass called another ambulance while in the van and was prevented from being carted away by Sr and the therapist.
 
Phalanx said:
I love this show its so good with weight loss
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It's like what Hoarders does for me with any kind of clutter. The freakshow that is TLC helps correct behavior in a lot of people by shaming them to not be like that.
 
thismanlies said:
That fat black bitch at 1:55 looks like she could be the female Steven Assanti.
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I've seen the episode. She's so difficult and refuses to take responsibility for breaking her diet and continually insists it's water weight. She's also an annoying Bible thumper. You could not pay me enough to be a landwhale doctor. I couldn't handle it. Having to deal with super morbidly obese blobs who can't follow a reasonable diet for a few weeks without having a breakdown and torpedoing everything would drive me to murder. Imagine some fat fuck is told to lose30 lbs and comes back a few months later gaining 30 instead. And then they give you some sob story about how their just bloated and have been following the diet. Then you've got to hospitalize their fat asses because they are literally killing themselves. Only to find they are having people sneak them fast food.
 
Dysnomia said:
I've seen the episode. She's so difficult and refuses to take responsibility for breaking her diet and continually insists it's water weight. She's also an annoying Bible thumper. You could not pay me enough to be a landwhale doctor. I couldn't handle it. Having to deal with super morbidly obese blobs who can't follow a reasonable diet for a few weeks without having a breakdown and torpedoing everything would drive me to murder. Imagine some fat fuck is told to lose30 lbs and comes back a few months later gaining 30 instead. And then they give you some sob story about how their just bloated and have been following the diet. Then you've got to hospitalize their fat asses because they are literally killing themselves. Only to find they are having people sneak them fast food.
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I think the biggest pain in the ass was Penny because she babbles on like an idiot (I know, shocker, right) and tries to have these profound thoughts that are just stupid. I think the two best moments are when she deals with Dr. Now who doesn't use kid gloves on the ones not even trying to put in the work.

Some people say he's a dick but I just saw an episode where one lady was trying and she had a few relapses but was working on it. Dr. Now wasn't an asshole about it because he understands that food addicts, like all addicts, have relapses. She tried the have an answer for everything in the beginning and initially they said no unless she lost some weight. She did and then after the surgery you can tell she does try and was down to 390 by the end of the show and took her kids with her to the gym because she realized they all needed to lose weight. I think what helped her was she also went to therapy to address serious issues like the death of her spouse and addressing molestation that happened as a child.

Penny on the other hand made nothing but excuses and had a codependent enabler with her husband Edgar. The other funny moment with her (I was going to get back to it, lol) was when the dietician comes over and asks her what her goal is. Instead of saying "Well I wanna lose weight so I can be active in my kid's life" like she said before she just insulted the lady and undermined any help provided for her. She said something like "No offense but that's a stupid question." It wasn't, fatty. It was rhetorical because they want you to confront the fact you can't stop stuffing that pudgy gullet of yours with wontons and crispy chicken sammichs.

Phalanx said:
TLC should be credited for finding these LOLcows; they are exquisite. The name the learning channel definitely is deserved :p
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I call it The Lolcow Channel. Didn't Hoarders try and meet the Chandlers but they slammed the door on their face? That would have been the crowning achievement of trolling because while Chris has been featured on terrestrial and satelleite radio, this would be a major network showcasing the Chandler home for a much wider audience.
 
Piga Dgrifm said:
That woman is a lolcow, and has started a GoFundMe to get back at the show:

https://www.gofundme.com/join-the-fight-for-team-schenee
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"My name is schenee murry an im from indianapolis In an i was on a weight loss to loose weight an conquer my dreams i was brought to Texas in a rush to save my life but it turned into just. To put my business out to hamiluate me for ratings this was not the real an true story an i would like you to "join the fight for schenee" its a fund i put together so thee people can hear the real truth an support my everyday struggles every one has a story like mine or diffrent an if your scared to share let me start let me be your voice. REMEMBER there's NO man that's perfect in the eye sight of God we all have bad an good skeletons will you join our fight cause its not mine any more i wanted to go home but im not giving up an neither should you "Team Schenee""

Dear lord. Is it moral for me to make fun of someone who's obviously too dumb to pass grade school?
 
MetalParakeet said:
"My name is schenee murry an im from indianapolis In an i was on a weight loss to loose weight an conquer my dreams i was brought to Texas in a rush to save my life but it turned into just. To put my business out to hamiluate me for ratings this was not the real an true story an i would like you to "join the fight for schenee" its a fund i put together so thee people can hear the real truth an support my everyday struggles every one has a story like mine or diffrent an if your scared to share let me start let me be your voice. REMEMBER there's NO man that's perfect in the eye sight of God we all have bad an good skeletons will you join our fight cause its not mine any more i wanted to go home but im not giving up an neither should you "Team Schenee""

Dear lord. Is it moral for me to make fun of someone who's obviously too dumb to pass grade school?
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She can spell conquer correctly, but doesn't know the proper your/you're or loose/lose. Hmm.
 
Bunny said:
She can spell conquer correctly, but doesn't know the proper your/you're or loose/lose. Hmm.
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"Conquer" must have been on the label for her McDonald's bag at the time she was writing, I guess.
 

James K was updated last night. He’s the OW MUH LEGS barnacle man. It went as well as to be expected (choice quote: what does what I eat have to do with how much weight I gain)
 
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