My 600 pound Life - literal and figurative cows.

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In Assanti Part 2 once he gets his new apartment he also has a cat.
How the fuck did he get a cat?? There's no way in hell he went to a shelter. I can only imagine that he either somehow managed to get a stray inside or answered a Craigslist ad and had the owner drop the poor thing off.
Also notice how Steven doesn't take care of it since when Daddy Assanti comes over the place smells like cat piss and has cat mess all over the kitchen.

And what's with the home health company loaning Steven a TV?
 
Dr.Research said:
In Assanti Part 2 once he gets his new apartment he also has a cat.
How the fuck did he get a cat?? There's no way in hell he went to a shelter. I can only imagine that he either somehow managed to get a stray inside or answered a Craigslist ad and had the owner drop the poor thing off.
Also notice how Steven doesn't take care of it since when Daddy Assanti comes over the place smells like cat piss and has cat mess all over the kitchen.

And what's with the home health company loaning Steven a TV?
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It could be worse: he could sit on it by accident
 
I'd really like Dr. No to do the mirror of shame to all the super assholes on that show that don't lose any weight.

He literally told Steve he "didn't look human" and it was very satisfying. I almost have to think Steve is like our lolcow "600goingon700" because I'm not sure how else he could look at himself in that mirror and not weep. He looks what Chet was turned into in Weird Science, only with grosser, fatter legs.
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Dr.Research said:
And what's with the home health company loaning Steven a TV?
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I bet that's the last time any health care service is going to do that. He tried to get that poor woman arrested for taking it back and all she ever did to him was wipe his gigantic ass.
 
thismanlies said:
I bet that's the last time any health care service is going to do that. He tried to get that poor woman arrested for taking it back and all she ever did to him was wipe his gigantic ass.
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Yea that was total bullshit and the umpteenth 'this guy needs to just be left alone to fester' moment.
But I don't get why they'd loan the TV in the first place. I figure if they'd loan anything it would be basic fitness or health equipment.
 
Dr.Research said:
Yea that was total bullshit and the umpteenth 'this guy needs to just be left alone to fester' moment.
But I don't get why they'd loan the TV in the first place. I figure if they'd loan anything it would be basic fitness or health equipment.
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I'm betting just to shut his fat whiny ass up. Seriously, it appears the guy has gotten everything in his life by being an obnoxious whiny piece of shit that just makes everyone around him so miserable they just give him what he wants so he will stfu and they can get away from his stench.

I'd feel bad for the ER docs that have to deal with his repulsiveness in the flesh, but because they cave and give him diuladid he just keeps coming back for more. If they'd start say no it would stop the cycle, but they are just so desperate to get away from they just take the easy way out to knock him out and get away.

EDIT: I'm convinced his "fall" from the golf cart was his ploy to try and sue the apt. complex/production company for some free money (and get mo'pills) until his dad (thank god) nipped it in the bud.
 
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In all honestly, I was feeling kind of sympathetic towards Steven by the end of the second episode. Sure, he's still a horrid individual, but I got more of a feeling for his situation. I've seen what painkiller addiction does to far more rational, sensible and intelligent people than he ever will be, and I can't help but feel just a glimmer of respect for his mental revitalization now that he's free of all that. I can at the very least now believe that it's possible for him to recover. I'm not crossing my fingers, but he did manage to surpass my incredibly low expectations in the end.
 
Forever Sunrise said:
In all honestly, I was feeling kind of sympathetic towards Steven by the end of the second episode. Sure, he's still a horrid individual, but I got more of a feeling for his situation. I've seen what painkiller addiction does to far more rational, sensible and intelligent people than he ever will be, and I can't help but feel just a glimmer of respect for his mental revitalization now that he's free of all that. I can at the very least now believe that it's possible for him to recover. I'm not crossing my fingers, but he did manage to surpass my incredibly low expectations in the end.
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Nope, still less than zero sympathy for Steven. His read addiction is to food, I think the drugs were mostly a side effect of boredom. He's a immobile blob, it's boring, getting high makes a lot more tolerable and way easier than actually losing weight to feel better. He NEVER actually ever stopped taking drugs, you'll remember he was still hitting up Dr. No for lortabs at the end and taking suboxone on the end of the last episode, so I don't even think you can say he's "free" of anything at all. I think the shows producers just struggled to put the slightest positive spin on this trainwreck by trying to imply he had sorta, tried to cut down on drugs and lost 20 lbs (out of the 160 he gained while they filmed).

He's back to hustling any doctor or ER room he can bully a ride to for pills, abusing hospital staff and screaming at his family. After all that has been done for this POS and all the money wasted (and remember MSHPL is one in a long series of programs he's been on in the last ten years and he's been kicked out of numerous hospitals) he's only gotten worse and will continue to get worse.

Dude cost the Houston medical system/medicaid at least a cool million at minimum from his year of abusing ER's, being admitted and super-size ambulance and first responder services - all so he could stuff his face and get pills. He wants to lay around all day like a obese infant and have people wipe his ass and stuff him full of food and drugs on the taxpayer's dime. Slow death is too kind for him.
 
From r/my600lblife:

Someone started a change.org petition to cut off Steven's free ("free") healthcare.

https://www.change.org/p/states-of-...care-from-steven-assanti-from-my-600-lbs-life

archive link: http://archive.is/CZD0v

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MirnaMinkoff said:
I'd really like Dr. No to do the mirror of shame to all the super assholes on that show that don't lose any weight.

He literally told Steve he "didn't look human" and it was very satisfying. I almost have to think Steve is like our lolcow "600goingon700" because I'm not sure how else he could look at himself in that mirror and not weep. He looks what Chet was turned into in Weird Science, only with grosser, fatter legs.
https://sneed-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/eb/d7/45/ebd745e1fa43ace4583d6c232310dcf9.jpg
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That, and the fact that he could care less as long as he's still getting free stuff.
 
millais said:
He wants to be an actor? I cannot envision many screen roles for him considering that on any film or TV set, his sheer mass will cause gravitational lensing and distortion effect on all light in his vicinity.
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Maybe if they do a remake of Se7en?

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Come to think of it, this embodiment of gluttony is smaller than any of the folks we've seen on the show. :|
 
wifflypuff said:
Maybe if they do a remake of Se7en?
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That would work, maybe Baron Harkkonen from Dune? But he's probably even too gross for that. Wasn't there some fattie in Blade?

Dude obviously wants attention whether positive or negative - cuz he ain't getting any positive. His old videos show he thrives on hate.
 
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