Murdering Chris? - Need tips

[Flowers For Sonichu]

I was thinking about just buying him a $10,000 gift card to Golden Corral but that's not fast enough.

Should I give him a Columbian necktie, disembowel him, poison his , shit in his burer king, skin him, or go for the long haul and torture him?

 

[Rathma]

Send him cyanide in a bottle labled "carbonated drink"

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Who's gonna fuel these forums after Chris has been killed?

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Who's gonna fuel these forums after Chris has been killed?

@ParkourDude91

 

[QM 746]

torture him?

Niggas always tryna b edgy godamn

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

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Niggas always tryna b edgy godamn

So you're basically saying I should make his death quick and painless

 

[QM 746]

So you're basically saying I should make his death quick and painless

Isnt Chris killing himself anyways?
Why do wee need some edgy a-log to do what's already being done, its like trying to catfish Chris for nudes in 2017

 

[PsychoNerd054]

@ParkourDude91

My point is, life isn't really fun without a good dose of Chris in it, now's not really the time to go and kill him. Maybe, one day, when he hears Night Star on his shoulder telling him to meet Lady or some other troll in person and kill them, then yes, we should probably put Chris to sleep at that point. We don't need Chris causing WWIII over ponies. Speaking of which, here's my Artist's Rendition on this exaggerated metaphor.

 

[Bandit Keith]

What a night this has been

 

[FrickleMyPickle]

Send him another couple of Keurig coffee makers and let nature take its course.

 

[GZ 004]

He seems to be doing a good enough job himself.

 

[Male Soul]

inb4 lock/deletion

 

[Meat_Puppet]

Send him another bottle of mace and a blarms Sonic. He can't avoid jail forever.

 

[MY 405]

Offer to fuck him.

 

[Zarkov]

Buy him a new Keurig Coffee Maker. May as well kill Barb while you're at it.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

You should hold him down and record his screams while you're killing him

 

[Ariel]

I'm going to force him to take acid and then take him to the chippendales to see braless men dance

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Burn his house down... again.

 

[FisfulFries]

Offer 9001 dollars for Chris's skull. He'll kill himself thinking he could cash in on that.

 

[Silver Octopus]

LOL, chris dying, he'd probably just shit himself and do nothing.