Murdering Chris? - Need tips

[ICametoLurk]

So you're basically saying I should make his death quick and painless

In other words, boring.

 

[Randy Lahey]

I'd make him go head to head in a mcflurry eating contest with Kacey, so he would die from mcflurry poisoning

 

[Saladin]

Give his dogs rabies, wait for them to bite him.

 

[ICametoLurk]

Chris and Barb should be violently raped at the same time before being killed.

When raping Chris, be sure to fuck his :horrifying: too.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Just let Chris do his own Dirty Work. Chris is continuously digging himself a deeper grave as his life goes on anyway. He nearly killed himself with both Un-Clits because he thought a Youtube Channel actually possessed magic powers. Who knows what daring feat Chris might put himself through to make himself a True and Honest woman?

 

[Rokko]

Just shoot him??? Duh, whats so hard about it (except your dick).

 

[millais]

Send him a Lego kit but replace the Legos with anthrax pellets of similar weight and dimensions.

 

[The Great Citracett]

The "Christine" persona/phase can die anytime now. Bring back Classic Chris.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

ill kill the mayor for 5 CWC dollars

 

[heymate]

Oh, dear. Slaying Chris? But then, who would write the adventures of Mr. Double-Copyright-Infringement Sonichu?

 

[ICametoLurk]

Chris 100% deserves to die in the most painful way imaginable btw.

 

[CWCissey]

All I know is you need to walk around the UVA campus, discussing the grisly details into a handheld RCA recorder.

 

[Adolf Von Merkel]

What is funnier , kill the autist ant with a finger or wait to see how it get killed?

 

[TiggerNits]

The ratings in this thread speak very poorly of our combined abilities to discern parody and jest

 

[Chromosowned]

Our autistic hero went through a house fire, Borb, multiple heart levels going to zero, lifting a 10 ton dog house, having to kill off Simonla and being told not to use darling to strangers.

What pain could you ever hope to inflict on those who live it every day?

 

[TiggerNits]

Our autistic hero went through a house fire, Borb, multiple heart levels going to zero, lifting a 10 ton dog house, having to kill off Simonla and being told not to use darling to strangers.

What pain could you ever hope to inflict on those who live it every day?

I dunno, but I got an idea to use a firehose and soap. I figure we can brain storm it backward from there

 

[MMX]

Whatever u decide to do please wear a tinfoil hat
Chris has psychic powers and will see you coming

 

[QE 757]

 

[ICametoLurk]

 

[CWCissey]