Most autistic things you own

[Just A Butt]

My Kiwi shirt / hoodie.
And my Freddie Freaker plush.

 

[Mambamia]

I don't personally own it, but my little sister owns a Death Notebook. It's a pretty cool book but it's the closest to the most autistic thing that I can think off that is in my household. I do have a laughing and crying Emoji pillow if that counts.

 

[Red Hood]

Does having an M1917 from Colt AND Smith count?

 

[Salubrious]

Probably my Kiwi Farms account.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Got a record player for christmas, that I actually use.

 

[Wooden Spoon]

A handheld neopet tamagotchi pet.

 

[LargeChoonger]

Enough pairs of the exact same shirt and sweatpants to wear literally forever assuming I do laundry every few days. I just started wearing shorts after 10 months of the same outfit

 

[Lil Yahtzee]

I own the entire Inuyasha series on DVD. My dad bought it for me for Christmas because he thought I still liked anime.

 

[special need's H20]

mostly Laserdisc, might get some anime figures soon.

 

[Valstrax]

A human soul.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

i have a pretty large transformers collection including most of the ones chris-chan had (i also share his birthday) and i have a lot of stupid ones like a toilet and urinal transformers and pepsi optimus.most autistic though is either my 7541 piece millennium falcon or my hatsune miku model kit



i also have a micro and a laser disc

 

[Kulee Baba]

A deluxe logitech racing wheel.

I should really just slap a price tag on it on Craigslist and get it outta my home, I never had an interest in racing games again after having my own car.

 

[amieth]

I have a 300$ Caligula coin. He's my favourite emperor. I went to a coin show for shits and giggles, I saw it and figured "eh, fuck it".

 

[Stardust]

My D.A.R.E. activity book from, like, the 3rd grade. It was drawn all over, and inside, by classmates and myself, so it is full of juvenile depravity and stupidity.

 

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

I still have my collection of Pokemon cards I had from when I was a kid. I've been holding onto them in the off-chance one of my siblings decides to (or accidentally) reproduce but that doesn't seem like it's going to happen. I have a god son who's starting to show interest in Pokemon though so maybe I'll give em to him once he starts getting into TCG

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

A whole collection of plush toys

 

[The Batter]

Valentines day/ holiday/ birthday cards from friends when I was young

 

[2021Murder]

deluxe monopoly set. everything is gold plated and the board is really fancy and so are the cards. i got really into monopoly for awhile, its a lot like RTS games, if everyone knows what they're doing the game takes less than an hour, if no one does it goes on forever. i once played a game that only took 20 minutes, but we had a lot of snake eyes between the 2nd and 3rd properties and everyone deciding to trade for monopolies semi-fairly.

sort of sad i missed out on the boardgame autism of the 2010s though, there's like a boardgame cafe in every town in america now and they're always full and serve alcohol.

Also sort of surprised no one has said "an asian girlfriend" yet in this thread

 

[Leaf-eon]

Some Pokemon and Nintendo plushies

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

An 8bitdo controller. In Famicom colors. Have quite an admiration for the Famicom's color scheme. I'd cover every console in gold and red if I could. Same goes for my computer. Such a beautiful combination of colors.

Also have a few stock Intel heatsinks. Nothing vintage, just stuff from the mid and late 2010's. Don't use them because they suck. Hate throwing out perfectly good hardware.