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His denial video feels like a grand delusional lie. Of course since he got out of the legal system scott free without ANY consequences besides some more people hating him, he has to say that he, the all mighty powerful Jesus Christ, has not raped his mother.

If I had some wishes, I really wished that Barbara had more of a backbone and I wish Chris was in prison right now but alas. I'm being rainbow optimistic right now.

Also the legal system is a complete joke. The judges in Virginia were supposed to look at the case, analyze without judgement or bias and then hand down a punishment that was fair but no, Chris had judges and legal people who liked him (for whatever reason I don't know) and they went soft on him. Like really soft.

I can't believe a majority of people on the internet still like his content. It's like, what the fuck is this world coming to? This is not funny anymore but alas, this is Chris' world; we just live in it.
 
The Rats in the Walls said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yDR6e83zrWg
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e: I am retarded, shoudn't youtube link embed automatically? fixed now.
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Some entertaining / interesting spots in the video:

"I was Innocent. There was never any sex between Barbara and I"
Just because he wasn't convicted doesn't mean he's innocent. Everyone knows he's not innocent.

"You Shipped me with Barbara."
He never seems to do anything but play the victim, like he was made to molest his mother (Allegedly).

Around 3:30, Chris says he spent time in Jail for "Your Sins." So apparently mom-molesting-Jesus wasn't crucified he was put in a county jail for like a year. He is completely gone. Also he pronounces Jesus as Hey-suess like a mom eating at a Mexican restaurant. Also he knows everything from meditation now.

"IM TAKING CONTROL"

"I was proven innocent by court of law"

Clarification on the girl from the last few weeks: She's named Fluttershy, she contacted Chris while he was in jail so troll most likely. Chris says she's 30. "Despite her physicality" lmao.

"There is nothing wrong with being associated with me" Also says he is tired of being blocked by everyone. Also he Totally has friends, Megan had her chance"
It's been 20 years and Chris is still talking about Megan

From the description:
I'm just clearing the air and setting the record straight on what happened in mid-2021; nothing happened between me and Barbara in 2021. I also feel very tired of too many of all of you not comprehending that I was and am innocent; I was released because I was found and proven innocent, despite it taking so long. I know my reputation had been dragged through the worst of mud, muck and various fluids by the misconceptions and mislabels from the darkest and toxic sinners online. That minority level detail is absolutely no reason for Anyone to get involved with me in social situations, online on social media, and so on. I would never dox anyone I follow who are innocent.

Do not even let the socio-political details and happenings dictate or influence what is Light Powered, Righteous and simply Good. I will not have my life be narrated by the misconceptions that have arisen from the Toxic and Darkest Sinning society, and neither should you. None of your damn smut-fics and gore-fics will affect I or anyone else anymore.

I am a wonderful and positively vibrational individual and Avatar of existence. I have been through a lot in my own soul-searching and priority setting. You all can at least relate with me on That and follow my example in improving yourselves, spiritually, mentally and physically as respective individuals. And I Pray those few that I appreciate as good and sound individuals who had and have blocked me on social medias will understand and accept me better now that I have taken the time to get myself together and clear my mind and found myself in my resurrection and return.

Ultimate Miracle...Chaos Control.
Thank you and Bless you all; be safe and well.
Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime.

A broken man:
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Maradontia said:
When I see that, I think, "Who is that perfectly normal looking woman?"
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I'm honestly amazed he's still using that female version of himself for his channel. Considering doppie do over is the one who drew it for him he probably is still seething over not having her. I mean he brought up Megan AGAIN in the video I'm sure he's seething over every girl he's ever driven from his life.
 
So, I think the dimensional merge is happening. Chris stated it when he was getting arrested. Chris thinks he's Christ, but he may just be the anti-Christ. We're already seeing his 3 other horsemen being recruited. Ralph the Horseman of Gunt, and just the other day, Reiketa the Horseman of Hedonism. Who's the fourth horseman? Fuentes the Horseman of Catboys? Cyrax the Horseman of Bedbugs? Juju the Cowman of Cuties?
 
In this latest video Chris has got the same nosebleed thing going on as in the last one. I guess they were recorded within hours of each other. They might have recorded many hours of footage. Obviously people are trying to puppet Chris from behind the scenes again and likely facilitating the recording. He also admits he is reading from some kind of script 37 second in the second post jail video, I think. The video descriptions are not written by Chris either I am quite sure, and that Etsy store sure as hell isn't run by him. People are very obviously trying to make some money from him and sadly, they will probably succeed. I wonder how long this has been in the works.
 
Biemelsaus said:
In this latest video Chris has got the same nosebleed thing going on as in the last one. I guess they were recorded within hours of each other. They might have recorded many hours of footage. Obviously people are trying to puppet Chris from behind the scenes again and likely facilitating the recording. He also admits he is reading from some kind of script 37 second in the second post jail video, I think. The video descriptions are not written by Chris either I am quite sure, and that Etsy store sure as hell isn't run by him. People are very obviously trying to make some money from him and sadly, they will probably succeed. I wonder for how long this has been in the works.
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it's praetor. he was doing it before jail, during jail, and is continuing to do it now. this has been established several times in this thread and others

new video was extremely gay. not sure what looks worse: his hair, his skin, or the rotting sonichu medallion clinging to his neck
 
human trash said:
it's praetor. he was doing it before jail, during jail, and is continuing to do it now. this has been established several times in this thread and others

new video was extremely gay. not sure what looks worse: his hair, his skin, or the rotting sonichu medallion clinging to his neck
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To be fair, his hair and skin are still on the same level of awful I think, which still is... well, awful.... I find the rotting sonichu medallion interesting though, since both of these new videos kinda draw attention to it deliberately by revealing its gnarly backside. I didn't realize there was a thread on the new video when I posted this. Anyway, time for me to lurk more and read up on praetor I guess.
 
A Grey Cat said:
He wasn't proven innocent. They just couldn't get barb to press full on rape charges but all the evidence was stacked against him. On the other hand they can't just send him to prison for no reasonable cause but they also don't send retards like him to looney bins to get an ice pick thru the nose.

I take control of my own narrative he says while no doubt weens of praetor are making him say this crap.


Again no dumbass you were NOT proven innocent the charges were dropped because they couldn't prove you did anything or get barb to say "yes my retarded son fucked me when I said no"

I'm sorry if this sounds mati but the sheer audacity nay...the balls on this fucker.


Well we were half right on that girl, she's 30 and indeed named after a pony. Flutter cabbage is hee new name. I mean...we joked about Chris getting popular with fangirls in jail but it turned out that is indeed what happened.

On the one hand , this does indeed prove incells have no excuse...on the other? The only reason Chris met her at all is cause he was in jail for incest. Sooooo make of that what you will.
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Someone ( @bile demon ) earlier in this thread: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/2023-o...had-sex-with-barb.173766/page-3#post-16993766

mentioned "felonymaxxing" , which is the Term of the Month. Unfortunately for many incels they're too scared to break the rules to that extent, which is why they'll lose out to Chris CHAD in the Lovequest contest
 
really convincing video from chris. isabella janke was behind it all the whole time. guess we can't think chris is a psychopath now. it's over boys.

if chris wanted some good will maybe he should have his faggot handler package up all of the evidence and drop it for the nice folk of kf
 
D is for Stupid said:
The new video is using a green screen. At first I thought it was a filter but those would have artifacts or glitches in the back ground but you can see wrinkles in the video instead.

Also in the etsy for the new made medallions made by Chris, it shows Chris on front of a wrinkled green screen as well.

Caden is not only exploiting Chris but also enabling the ever living shit out of him as long as he makes him products to sell.
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It would be incredible if they could get Chris to actually make and ship his garbage on time. I wonder what the actual turnaround time on handmade medallions is? Is he actually even handmaking these? I wouldn't put it past Praetor to give up on getting Chris to do work and instead just make them themselves but in more of the Chris style. The Etsy page says they ship from Sandy Hook, VA which is a little far from either Charlottesville or Ruckersville. Chris could have a new locale or all products are being handled by a third party.

Blue Miaplacidus said:
Caden has been in contact with Chris the entire time he was in jail. This has been the goal the entire time and would've happened sooner if not for Chris digging into barb's dusty womb. Now they're capitalizing on his return in an unfunny way.

He had planned to buy Chris a computer and set him up a studio for streaming right before he fucked barb. Caden is the one who was officially named to serve as proxy for Chris while in jail. Caden is the one who is selling/sold the fanta wrappers from jail, "Cult" items, dirt from 14BC, and all of the other incredibly gay shit. Chris is his cashcow, and he clearly is a degenerate faggot who has spent years RPing with and communicating religiously with a retarded literal mother fucking troon. Worst of all, he's not funny. He has nothing else going on.
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Are we seeing the first career Chris exploiters? Caden and the rest of Praetor seem pretty young, I could totally see some zoomer considering merchandising Chris a legitimate career path lol.
 
85CentSoda said:
Are we seeing the first career Chris exploiters? Caden and the rest of Praetor seem pretty young, I could totally see some zoomer considering merchandising Chris a legitimate career path lol.
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Caden has been for quite a while now, he's made over 6 figures off selling actual garbage and dirt.
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