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Blue Miaplacidus said:
No, it's caden. It's concerning how few people realize this.
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Isn't he like old enough to have graduated from college by now?

I mean I understand if he was still in high school or maybe college even at the time but he's got to be in like his mid-20s by now as opposed to his early twenties a few years ago.

It's one thing to have an interview with Chris, but another to shoot a bad intro for what I'm assuming is for some sort of variety show.
 
Glassshardballpit said:
Isn't he like old enough to have graduated from college by now?

I mean I understand if he was still in high school or maybe college even at the time but he's got to be in like his mid-20s by now as opposed to his early twenties a few years ago.

It's one thing to have an interview with Chris, but another to shoot a bad intro for what I'm assuming is for some sort of variety show.
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Caden has been in contact with Chris the entire time he was in jail. This has been the goal the entire time and would've happened sooner if not for Chris digging into barb's dusty womb. Now they're capitalizing on his return in an unfunny way.

He had planned to buy Chris a computer and set him up a studio for streaming right before he fucked barb. Caden is the one who was officially named to serve as proxy for Chris while in jail. Caden is the one who is selling/sold the fanta wrappers from jail, "Cult" items, dirt from 14BC, and all of the other incredibly gay shit. Chris is his cashcow, and he clearly is a degenerate faggot who has spent years RPing with and communicating religiously with a retarded literal mother fucking troon. Worst of all, he's not funny. He has nothing else going on.
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I think I'm going to rip that video and use a part of it as my ringtone. The Sardaukar chanting about burgers was getting old, anyway.

Then, I'll also find a way to rig the proximity sensor so that when I pick it up and put it up to my ear, it blows my head off like that judge in Law Abiding Citizen, because why would I want to live in a world where this video exists.

 
Eternal Gopnik said:
Then, I'll also find a way to rig the proximity sensor so that when I pick it up and put it up to my ear, it blows my head off like that judge in Law Abiding Citizen, because why would I want to live in a world where this video exists.
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Remember to hold it to your left ear, or else you won't hear anything.
 
Who knows if Chris Chan is the Antichrist. There’s a case to be made. Chris Chan might not be a famous celebrity, but we all know about them. They’re known around the world. They might not be a billionaire, but they’ve been able to afford so many toys and get off scot free, without working so much more than a single Wendy’s job as a young adult. And they’ve somehow convinced a small but vocal group of people to dedicate countless hours of their lives to studying them. They have their disability to go back on.
 
 
Sparkling Yuzu said:
I'm guessing it's risperidal, which is known to cause tits in men and boys. Doesn't seem to make him less psychotic though...
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Not only tits but sometimes even lactating tits :heart-empty:
I'd think he should be a lot more zonked out if he's indeed on any anti-psychotics but who knows how tard brains work.
 
Glassshardballpit said:
It's one thing to have an interview with Chris, but another to shoot a bad intro for what I'm assuming is for some sort of variety show.
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The new video is using a green screen. At first I thought it was a filter but those would have artifacts or glitches in the back ground but you can see wrinkles in the video instead.

Also in the etsy for the new made medallions made by Chris, it shows Chris on front of a wrinkled green screen as well.

Caden is not only exploiting Chris but also enabling the ever living shit out of him as long as he makes him products to sell.
 
D is for Stupid said:
The new video is using a green screen. At first I thought it was a filter but those would have artifacts or glitches in the back ground but you can see wrinkles in the video instead.

Also in the etsy for the new made medallions made by Chris, it shows Chris on front of a wrinkled green screen as well.

Caden is not only exploiting Chris but also enabling the ever living shit out of him as long as he makes him products to sell.
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How much money could he possibly be making off Chris? How many autists are buying medallions?
 
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