More post-jail sightings megathread

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
You know after seeing Chris gloat on camera, I'm really really thankful Megan was made aware of SheCameforCWC now.
BMO_ said:
If Chris's "Jesus" and Null is Judas, who's Satan and the Anti-Christ?
Click to expand...
"And no wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light." - 2 Corinthians, 11:14
 
12GameOvers said:
Chris is Jesus, Null is Judas, Sonichu Demon is Satan and Crystal Weston Chandler is the Anti-Christ. Why do you think The Sonichu Demon is so obsessed with making her?
Plot Twist: Chris really was The Second Coming of Christ, but he was re-incarnated in the body of a retarded manchild, and was then corrupted by the world of earthly pleasures and human sadists preying on him for laughs. When he was send to prison, he had flashes of clarity, but it was far too late: There is no going back now. The Devil will have the last laugh as The Sonichu Demon eventually jumps into a host that is able to impregnate a woman with a baby girl to complete the ritual(Ethan Ralph was close, but the demon did not anticipate how much Xanax and Alcohol would impair his judgement and the horse ran off with Rozy Crystal before the damage could be done. In an ironic twist of fate, Satan was corrupted by the same earthly vices that did Chris Chan Jesuschu in)
The real plot twist is that while both armies of Heaven and Hell are preparing for the inevitable final war, both of their commanders reincarnated on Earth in the bodies of retards and degenerates, trapped in their forms until their hosts die. You can't make this shit up, this is peak clown world.
Click to expand...
You should consider that the demon has already found a new host
1697543434030.png
 
No fucking way. Been busy with personal life & came back to the great return.

12GameOvers said:
In case you're wondering why people are tripping over themselves to buy all the crap off that store, up to and including literal dirt and rocks, that's because they're scalpers who think they will make a ton of profit in a few years

These are the same assholes who bought all the retro video game shit and are sitting on it to raise the prices to ridiculous levels, it looks like they will be jumping onto the Lolcow sphere now.
Click to expand...
I will honest-to-god physically piss myself laughing if retards start buying up all that shit for $200/ea in an attempt to scalp his artwork like the GameCube library. Bless 'em. I want to know who organized the mass manufacturing of medallions, that seems like a Null-ish task but I don't think it was his doing.

Seethan Ralph said:
Where the actual fuck was it filmed? It couldn't be tard home, and I wouldn't say The Hoard either, so likely some niggerfaggot ween enabler's basement
Click to expand...
Did somebody with even slight concern about OPSEC finally get their hands on Chris? Is the mystery woman helping him drive the bus now? I really don't know what else it could be re: filming and editing. I guess only time will tell.
 
Scarlett Johansson said:
Isn't that technically copyright infringement using the Jesus and Pals South Park set?
Click to expand...
Chris's OC is a cross between Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu, but the Jesus and Pals background is the thing that set off the copyright infringement alarm for you?
 
12GameOvers said:
In case you're wondering why people are tripping over themselves to buy all the crap off that store, up to and including literal dirt and rocks, that's because they're scalpers who think they will make a ton of profit in a few years when Chris is dead or rapes someone else or whatever. Yes, that also includes plans to sell the dirt and rocks, they're biding for their time. These are the same assholes who bought all the retro video game shit and are sitting on it to raise the prices to ridiculous levels, it looks like they will be jumping onto the Lolcow sphere now.
Someone tell Harry that if he has anymore of Ralph's things, now would be the time to sell them, if nothing else it could go towards Cozy Rozy's college fund or something.
Click to expand...
I mean, not only is it artifacts of autism, it doubles as true crime merch!
Buy the dip!
 
That was genuinely the most unsettling thing I've seen in a while. I laughed, but it didn't feel like laughter.
Does anyone ever wish this was just one very, very long ARG, or something? It just doesn't feel real anymore.
So sickening but so hard to look away.
 
kyskeff said:
Did somebody with even slight concern about OPSEC finally get their hands on Chris? Is the mystery woman helping him drive the bus now? I really don't know what else it could be re: filming and editing. I guess only time will tell.
Click to expand...
No, it's caden. It's concerning how few people realize this.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom