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Floppa Elite said:
We're so back it's not even funny. As a gaming-chair psychologist, he's reached a very apparent state of schizophrenia. A "savior complex" is a clear-cut sign of schizo, but I'm sure it's already been said to death. I feel both trepidation and an uneasy excitement for what's to come. Just pray his cats don't get hurt, if any of them are indeed still around.
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He's not schizophrenic. He controls his delusions to specifically make him happy and work in his favor. If he actually had schizophrenia, he wouldn't be able to do that.
 
human trash said:
sat in front of a green screen, whacked out on medication and bleeding from the nose, huge nasty man tits, blatantly delusional and on a spiral deeper and deeper into insanity while GIFs of him dancing flash in front of him. i watched the whole thing twice and i couldn't glean anything sensical from it

shit wasn't funny, not gonna lie. just sad. i think a few people (myself included) were hoping that the jesus christ thing was just a cope LARP while he was in jail and when he was out some proper tardwrangling and medication would at least turn him into something resembling a human being. clearly though whatever shit he's taking is just making his tits bigger while also making him even more of a manchild... somehow

i don't feel bad for him - he literally raped his mom - so it's whatever, this is probably what he deserves. it does mean i'm tuning out of the motherfucker though. i guess I'll be back for when he kills himself in a deranged fit pretending to be sonichu or something
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I'm impressed that Chris hasn't killed himself already. Though I'm even more impressed that he didn't get shanked while in prision.
 
Cereally said:
Shouldn't the new video warrant a new thread? Not really a post-jail sighting.
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According to the pinned masterpost from Dear Leader himself that everyone seems to be ignoring, yes, it should have its own thread.
Chris changing his Discord username got its own thread, I don't think there's any argument that his first Youtube video in 2 years shouldn't when the qualifying factor is literally "any social media activity".
 
Cereally said:
He's not schizophrenic. He controls his delusions to specifically make him happy and work in his favor. If he actually had schizophrenia, he wouldn't be able to do that.
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So soul bonding with his mom, cutting open his taint to make a vagina, and macing a GameStop employee over Sonic were all totally calculated and well thought out moves?
 
Chris just isn't funny anymore, the last funny thing was what, him being tricked into adding Ted Bundy into Sonichu? And even that was years ago and done by Weens.

I don't think his videos are something to celebrate anymore, just watch and archive from a distance.
 
Chris is now the most depressing act at the circus. Just take him out to pasture at this point.
 
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Can we get some gif wizards in here to start looping some of these green screen dances into gifs? That video is a fucking goldmine.
 
CptnSnshn said:
Chris just isn't funny anymore, the last funny thing was what, him being tricked into adding Ted Bundy into Sonichu? And even that was years ago and done by Weens.

I don't think his videos are something to celebrate anymore, just watch and archive from a distance.
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The virgin manipulative troll fan (you) vs the Chad random access humor enthusiast (me).

Bundychu was unfunny as fuck. Up there with making Chris shove the medallion up his ass.

“Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned” is going to go down in Christory alongside classics like “I’ve got a fish” and “2009 04 27 RANDOM ACCESS HUMOR”
 
Pepper Jack said:
HE IS BAAAACCKKKK

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Dug75NnyLPQ
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Holy fucking shit...

Nice nose bleed, tiny pupils, wild eyes, and manic affect, first of all. Somebody is giving the retard stimulants, so that's nice. The surreal editing is kind of entertaining I guess, if you're gonna handle the feces stick to video production and don't give a mother-raping autistic retard a hard drug habit please and thank you
 
Interesting, from the preator etsy store, the new medallions made by Chris has this picture with a green screen too...


Looks like Caden is helping out enabling Chris

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In 2006, an extraordinary person stunned our senses and uncovered our deepest fears in a way nobody on the Internet had ever done before. When he committed the act of the unspeakable, we thought his saga had ended......but it had just begun.

CWCville and Joshua Connor Moon proudly present:

The Chrisorcist 3: Mergin'. Written and directed by an unknown ween. Coming soon to a Kiwi farm near you
 
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