More post-jail sightings megathread

[RMQualtrough]

Women love a jailbird badboy.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Women love a jailbird badboy.

It always disappoints. Especially when she find him with his mother.

 

[Catloaf]

Given that most people have speculated about if they have a kid and how tardish it would be, I’d like to propose a third options. Two wrongs make a right. Their genes combine to make the ultimate normal baby, autism so strong it cancels the others out.

Given the shit chris has taken and done (using barb's estrogen cream or straight HRT), I doubt that he's fertile at this rate. His milk has gone off already

 

[TV's Adam West]

He's got his nutsack bouncin' up and down off her butt crack. Right now. No really he's probably streaming it on twitch screaming about the merge and she moans "Christine your duck is totally not bent and is huge and gives me many orgasms"

No man
He's got titty in one hand, ass in the other and she's screaming for his duck like it's about to fill her up full of daddy's love and acceptance. His dick don't hit the bottom but it'll fuck the sides up.

 

[Spiro T. Agnew]

It was foretold in the prophecy…

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

No man
He's got titty in one hand, ass in the other and she's screaming for his duck like it's about to fill her up full of daddy's love and acceptance. His dick don't hit the bottom but it'll fuck the sides up.

Does he still recycle the Navy when he’s done?

And then he mixes the cream pie with Fanta and recycles it.

 

[Shekelslovakia]

It was foretold in the prophecy…

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[Muttley]

chris is off the internet for like a month
all his dreams come true
lmfao

I wonder if this is how charlie got started?
he was a big drifter nobody until the manson family

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

So what is the lesson we can draw from all this?
The road for a desperate man to get a girlfriend is to commit incest go to jail first?
incels rejoice!

Simplified the process for you. The incest part only works if you're trans, autistic and retarded.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

I really need this to be true. This cannot be another Megan. I need the love quest to definitively end (as in no prostitution or incest/rape) so that Chris can fade into obscurity leaving only the legends.

I cannot be following this autistic manchild for another 16 years.

 

[draggs]

Chris gets to go back home and build his harem, less than a month and he's got the first addition to Barb

Who among us can deny that the merge happened, it's just that this is what CPU Goddess Christine-Chan wanted the merge to be. Nothing fancy

 

[AnOminous]

I cannot be following this autistic manchild for another 16 years.

You're here forever, faggot.

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

I really need this to be true. This cannot be another Megan. I need the love quest to definitively end (as in no prostitution or incest/rape) so that Chris can fade into obscurity leaving only the legends.

I cannot be following this autistic manchild for another 16 years.

You're right, you can't be following him for another 16 years. You are going to be following him for another 32 years.

 

[Love Is Blue]

I wonder if this is how charlie got started?
he was a big drifter nobody until the manson family

>tfw Chris starts a cult and one of his followers tries to kill biden

 

[Mothra1988]

Chris has now had sex with more women than 90 percent of the males on Kiwi Farms. lol

 

[August Levasseur]

Chris has now had sex with more women than 90 percent of the males on Kiwi Farms. lol

Including his mother, I think you're right.

 

[Die Oberste Direktive]

Including his mother, I think you're right.

Let this be a lesson to incels.
1. Stay off the Internet
2. Have a hobby
3. Approach women with confidence
And last but certainly not least:
4. Lower your standards

 

[ForgedBlades]

Chris has now had sex with more women than 90 percent of the males on Kiwi Farms. lol

This was true 11 years ago after Mia Hamm.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Chris has now had sex with more women than 90 percent of the males on Kiwi Farms. lol

He has had sex with more women than 99.9% of A&H since he hired the prostitute

 

[Lithuophile]

Given that most people have speculated about if they have a kid

The absolute state of delusion that CWCspergs are in, writing fanfictions about Chris having a family because of a single blurry security photo

He has had sex with more women than 99.9% of A&H since he hired the prostitute

@SSj_Ness is the 0.1%