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i cant wait for what will happen in this saga, surley it will be more entertaining than the prison saga or the sagas pre-jail but post-asperchu.
I'mma real anime gurl said:
How the fuck is Barbara going to give birth through her age and through Chris's Hormones, I bet he'll be shooting blanks in a barren field.
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if it were anyone else i would agree. but this is chris chan we are talking about. normal logic does not apply here. it's like entering a world of non-euclidean geometry
 
huh if chris is back home that means there was also no restraining order from barb or anyone involved. which honestly makes me wonder what was going on on barbs side during all this.

did they not find any actual proof of rape on her? did she just outright say everything was fine and that shes the one who came on to chris? i really would have suspected at the bare minimum chris would be banned from going back home as long as barbs still alive and inside the house.

so either chris is actually banned from going home but in his usual chris way has decided he is above the rules and went back home to gather his things or get another taste of the barbussy.

or nobody gives a single fuck about barb so much so that they have zero issue with letting the person who raped her go free and continue right where he left off like its nothing. i cant say i feel bad for barb seeing as this is her fault given how often she seemed to encourage chris to get closer with her as if she was trying to replace bob or something.

either way i expect we are now getting very close to chris making the announcement of his grand return.
 
We gotta code red Chris Chan is free hide your elders, hide your Pokémon cards and for the love of whatever god you believe in warn his kin to move Barbara away from his Oedipus urging self. This is not a fuckin drill

- thai's other half
 
Yamamura Video Rental said:
I feel like becoming a Christorical figure is like an unfortunate curse that ties you to this man for eternity. Imagine you just want to open a card shop where kids can play and trade Pokemon cards, but now your history is forever intertwined with Chris. No matter what happens you are forever part of this series of unfortunate events which is Chris' life.
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Yeah but unlike people like Megan and Michael Snyder who Chris just harassed, Rocky was a big part of middle Christory and her enabling behavior definitely heavily contributed to later Sagas.
 
Bunny Tracks said:
What a cruel joke.
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Happy Birthday, Bob. Your rapist son is back home with his victim.
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Haha get cucked, Bob image.png
 
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