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Polexia Aphrodisia said:
Not if he has the same attitudes towards "slow-in-da-minds" that he used to. Poor Chris, surrounded by short-bus riders, with moaning and groaning and blathering coming out of their mouths.
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And if not that downies, definitely downies. Those tards are among the worst of the worst. Best case scenario they're people in their 30s with the bad attitudes of teenagers and the life expectancy of 40. Worst case scenario they're mean sobs who'll walk all over Chris and take his stuff daily.
 
Kermit the Hog said:
Oh great, my tag line says "fresh meat" and my avatar is a hog. Maybe I should have put more though into this user name?
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I don't know, that muppet head is pretty square. Give it two weeks, change the tagline to "Unholy offspring of Ethan Ralph and Liz Fong-Jones", and it'll work out fine.
 
Cuntspiracy Man said:
i think Chris has a very one-dimensional and cartoony view of friends, or any other role in a person's life, like a girlfriend. theres hardly a need for a connection, or enjoying one another's presence- you just assign a person to that role
a lot of Chris' problems and worldview go back to his vision of himself as a character as opposed to a person and the way he rationalizes things accordingly

"This is Chris, he likes [list of interests] and his friends are [other character] and [other character]"
im sure Chris sometimes wishes he could just write out his life like a wikipedia page for a cartoon character
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Indeed. Chris developing a messiah complex while in jail definitely feels like an evolutionary stage of his own self-image and how he wants to be viewed by others. He very much has human needs for companionship and social interaction, but as has always been the case, Chris can only think of situations from his view point and his alone. Up to and including throwing his own mother under the proverbial bus for the crime he committed.
 
Optimus Prime said:
Indeed. Chris developing a messiah complex while in jail definitely feels like an evolutionary stage of his own self-image and how he wants to be viewed by others
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Oh there is a scary thought. Imagine Chris coming out of this group home as a cult leader surrounded by a cult of tards. He has the messiah complex and believes in that dimensional merge shit.
 
Lizard Machine Bugs said:
Well Chris is a pretty pathetic person, and all of the trolls, weens, enablers, and idea guys of the world provide an easy scape goat for whiteknights and those sympathetic to Chris to attribute all his negative traits and actions too. Never mind the fact he was already showing signs of narcissism and other disturbing behavior before that, and he was a grown adult when the Chris Chan "craze" all started.
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It hurts thinking about those kittens though. I love cats and dogs and I hate to see monsters like Chris harm them. Hopefully he stays put away in a group home with diligent wranglers who don't take any of his shit and delusions. But if that fails and he still proves to be a danger to others he should be locked up in a ward or prison.
 
one of these days, maybe when my autism levels finally reach critical mass, i might make an essay about my theory in regard to Chris and the way he views the world as if it were a cartoon

someday ...
but not until my music career fails and i start dressing like a woman
 
Male Idiot said:
I don't know what to tell you, but a lot of people get away with a lot worse stuff if they got money, and a lot more dangerous criminals are let out than Chris.

He is an incestous retard that boinked his barbussy. Gross, but nowhere near even your average junkie dangerous.

Not Jamal the gang shooter and millions of his compatriots ready to "cap yo nigga ass" whenever they feel extra niggy.

He isn't even as much a danger as your average meth hobo. Expecting him to be treated like Al Capone is a tad too much.
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Chris should be treated like Capone and all the others would receive capital punishment if we didn't live in clown world
Instead niggers run amok and rapey degenerates get treated with kid gloves after serving miniscule sentences.
 
The Hard R said:
Chris should be treated like Capone and all the others would receive capital punishment if we didn't live in clown world
Instead niggers run amok and rapey degenerates get treated with kid gloves after serving miniscule sentences.
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This is malicious of me, I know...but I think that we should actually put Chris in an exhibit in a zoo, somewhere, and turn it into an attraction. He would have a cell all to himself with walls made out of one of the more durable forms of glass and then people could come by and gawk at him like they would at any other animal. The cell would be soundproofed so that none of his screams or shouts could disturb people, but special headphones connected by a cord to the display could be worn to hear the sounds he makes when having temper tantrums.

This way, he could be confined for the rest of his life for being the rapist he is as well as providing entertainment for the rest of his days.
 
Hepativore said:
This is malicious of me, I know...but I think that we should actually put Chris in an exhibit in a zoo, somewhere, and turn it into an attraction.
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If Chris is able to leave the group home and is left to his own devices this is probably exactly what will happen. There will be plenty of people that think they can be his "manager" and use him as a pet lolcow to make money.
 
Hepativore said:
This way, he could be confined for the rest of his life for being the rapist he is as well as providing entertainment for the rest of his days.
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Chris should be put in a cage where you can pay a penny to throw a rock at his head while he screams helplessly.
 
Hepativore said:
This is malicious of me, I know...but I think that we should actually put Chris in an exhibit in a zoo, somewhere, and turn it into an attraction. He would have a cell all to himself with walls made out of one of the more durable forms of glass and then people could come by and gawk at him like they would at any other animal. The cell would be soundproofed so that none of his screams or shouts could disturb people, but special headphones connected by a cord to the display could be worn to hear the sounds he makes when having temper tantrums.
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This dosent work. Chris has this tendency to adopt to things and just survive. You want to chris to throw tantrums and eat popcorn watching it. I doubt even in jail there were many instances of wardens pinning him down while he tried to 'curse yee hame ha' them. Perhaps a few(the footage of which can fetch a good amount of $$) but not as much as you WANT them to be. Chris is very cowardly and does not want to confront people.
However I theorized how a ween can take chris and keep him in their basement, and make content out of that. Unfortunately chris wont do much. He is lazy, he rarely draws sonichu stuff. Chris is oddly competent and adaptable to to constantly sperg around. He is the most fun when he believes his delusions, someone breaks that delusion and then we get a bit of tantrum.
A Grey Cat said:
They agreed to make it a part of his plea deal to stay off the internet as long as he's the courts problem sp the system doesn't fet muddled up with retards akin to what guntzilla did he day he was arrested.
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Now I want to know what happens if Chris breaks this condition, like goes on internet against the rule.
 
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