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[Pentex]

Hockit Tuah and Blaydes was prime big meaty men slapping meat.

Heavyweight division is saved. Don't cancel it yet.

 

[whatever I feel like]

0/10 fight, fuck amerimutts and their garbage taste

User name checks out.

Edit: He won? Really, not sure I agree with that. Real lucky there was only 3 rounds.

 

[oopsie doodle]

0/10 fight, fuck amerimutts and their garbage taste

It was just the sort of sloppy spectacle necessary to make up for the previous snooze fest.

 

[whatever I feel like]

The fight was slightly spoiled for me though, there's a loud woman in the bar with me and she won't stfu about how gross all the blood is.

 

[Bolo_the_Second]

And Hokit won!!! A couple of months ago he was beating blobs on prelims now he took the rank 5 of the division.

I know HW is dogshit, but this was impressive, and Blaydes isn't a scrub, he was beating a bunch of prospects like this.

yeah, it was a slop brawl, but fuck it, you need one of these from time to time, and they delived big.

 

[Looney Troons]

I loved that fight, man. That was awesome.

I don’t like the call. I think Curtis won the first round pretty decisively, but Hokit was controlling the entire fight in the 2nd and 3rd.

 

[Bolo_the_Second]

And Paulo Costa kicking the ever loving shit out of that Ruskie.

He was undefeated till now? LHW division being fraud checked?

 

[whatever I feel like]

The people sitting next to me are going to be very surprized when Murzakanov fucks the life out of Costa.

Edit: In the time it took me to write that it nearly happened.

 

[Looney Troons]

This fight isn’t half bad. I made the comment that I wouldn’t want to be up next after the Hokit show but this has been a good scrap.

 

[whatever I feel like]

The people sitting next to me are going to be very surprized when Murzakanov fucks the life out of Costa.

Edit: In the time it took me to write that it nearly happened.

We live in the good timeline?

 

[Bolo_the_Second]

The people sitting next to me are going to be very surprized when Murzakanov fucks the life out of Costa.

Edit: In the time it took me to write that it nearly happened.

nah... he didn't have the secret juice.

Another vintage eraser fight.

 

[Looney Troons]

Bros…

Two good cards, back-to-back? UFC? Is this real?

 

[Bolo_the_Second]

This cards fucks folks, second in a row.

 

[Pentex]

Paulo "The Holo" Costa broke out the extra strength Secret Juice.

 

[DapperShark]

This cards fucks folks, second in a row.

And we still have the Jiri fight to go. This shit rules.

 

[dick brain]

Costa out here negotiating on behalf of BRICS or something. Gotta wonder if Trump understood a word he was saying.

 

[Kurohige]

Not us living to see Paulo get his groove back. Fuck that fat Hussian blob.

Praying for Jiri rn. I don't want Ulberg vs. Ank.

 

[Piss Jugman]

Thread tourist, but just gotta say DAYUM does Hokit produce. Bro would love KF I can just tell. Can't wait to see the Middle-Finger-Bandit go toe-to-toe with Mr.Balls-Is-Hot on the White House lawn. Nothing goes harder than heavyweights that actually WANT to fight instead of just rubbing on eachother for 15 minutes

 

[Looney Troons]

Thread tourist, but just gotta say DAYUM does Hokit produce. Bro would love KF I can just tell. Can't wait to see the Middle-Finger-Bandit go toe-to-toe with Mr.Balls-Is-Hot on the White House lawn. Nothing goes harder than heavyweights that actually WANT to fight instead of just rubbing on eachother for 15 minutes

Welcome!

 

[Looney Troons]

What the FUCK