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Divorced Topturo is going to murder him tbh.
Depends on how long the divorce takes.

If he's out for all of 2026, Arman will take the belt from Justin, maybe at the White House card. Then Topuria has to fight Arman in the unification match which the UFC SHOULD want to give us (Remember that whole 'best fight the best' gimmick? That was hilarious. Peak banter.)

If Paddy won last night, Arman would never get a title shot. Since Justin has one foot out the door, Dana and Co. don't care if Arman chokes him.

But goddamn, I do love watching a good Dana White Privilege go wrong. Paddy has improved, but at 155 being 'really good' just isn't good enough.
 
Going to echo the prevailing sentiment here and say that Gaethje looked awful out there and I don't think it was just because of the obvious staph infection. Paddy performed about as well as I expected him to but Gaethje should have retired already. He might literally be the UFC's first death in the octagon if he fights like that against Topuria. Hell, if he fought like that against Arman or Holloway, they would kill him too.
 
Going to echo the prevailing sentiment here and say that Gaethje looked awful out there and I don't think it was just because of the obvious staph infection. Paddy performed about as well as I expected him to but Gaethje should have retired already. He might literally be the UFC's first death in the octagon if he fights like that against Topuria. Hell, if he fought like that against Arman or Holloway, they would kill him too.
But he won though, he'd get raped by topuria but he won against paddy fair and square
 
Dan Hooker said Arman broke his nose during their faceoff when he headbutted him, but didn’t report it because he didn’t want the fight to be called. I thought this was typical BS, but I went back and saw some videos and stills of the altercation and it might be plausible. Either way, he wasn’t going to win that fight.
 
I did some MMA maths

Islam's only lose is Adriano Martins, who went on to lose against Leonardo Santos, who lost against Grant Dawson, who lost against Bobby Green, who lost against Jalin Turner, who lost against Moicano and went on to lose against Islam in a title fight. So in a way Islam avenged his only L and 311 was not for nothing.

Islam > Martins > Santos > Dawson > Green > Turner > Moicano > Islam

AnikiMMA uses another linage to arriave at the conclusion that Mikuru Asakura beats Islam
Islam > Martins > Santos > Gordon > Haqparast > Hooker > Barboza > Ige > Pitbull > Suzuki > Asakura
but that's retarded

also paddy is shit and getting raped by Hooker
 
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I did some MMA maths

Islam's only lose is Adriano Martins, who went on to lose against Leonardo Santos, who lost against Grant Dawson, who lost against Bobby Green, who lost against Jalin Turner, who lost against Moicano and went on to lose against Islam in a title fight. So in a way Islam avenged his only L and 311 was not for nothing.

Islam > Martins > Santos > Dawson > Green > Turner > Moicano > Islam

AnikiMMA uses another linage to arriave at the conclusion that Mikuru Asakura beats Islam
Islam > Martins > Santos > Gordon > Haqparast > Hooker > Barboza > Ige > Pitbull > Suzuki > Asakura
but that's retarded

also paddy is shit and getting raped by Hooker
Your head is gonna fucking explode when you find out about rock paper scissors.
 
Scousers don't get knocked out, but they do plump when you cook'em:
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Does Arman still get the $1000 if he takes down Georgio at RAF6?
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If he does, he can put towards buying Ilia's Miami house ($3.5m) to trade for a LW title shot:
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